Time: Fri, 01-Mar-2002 16:59:00 GMT     IP: 198.214.102.25

Hey, I got this email from Mr. Marty Pants. If this describes 
you or someone you know, you may want to contact Mr. Pants at 
Smartytown@aol.com

OK, talk to you later. Here's the email.



Hey Shannon,

Just a random question, but the Village Voice of NYC is throwing 
a big circus
party for SXSW and they're looking for performers (to get paid). 
Know of any
jugglers, stilt walkers, clowns, firebreathers, etc that would 
be interested
in an easy, fun local gig for good pay?

Smarty Pants

Time: Tue, 05-Mar-2002 15:48:16 GMT     IP: 165.97.10.201

Dear Everyone,
I can't make the new board work because it keeps saying I'm not 
registered but I know I registered to vote just last week.

Amie, I'm sorry I didn't make the roast, but I was filling out 
my income tax form and then I fell asleep. When I woke up there 
was an episode of Cheers on that I didn't remember. So I watched 
that.

Give me your address in Japan and I'll send you some American 
cigarettes and deoderant.

Did I hear you write that Ratgirl was at the Roast? That can't 
be. Ratgirl told me she was still in detention in the Himalayan 
mountain retreat with Gore Vidal and Jobber Ratgirl.

I think maybe you are mistaken.

Anyway, that new message board is gooberish because it's 
obviously something Bill Stern is just doing to be big at No 
Shame now that he's gone off to the big city and can't write 
ditties near as cute as General Ashcroft anyway.

Anyway, when is the next No Shame war. I'm getting bored.

Kisses,
Lil Stooge

Time: Wed, 06-Mar-2002 07:09:53 GMT     IP: 12.237.138.237

Lil Stooge,
  Please come over to the dark side (aka the much easier to 
use and more aestheticly pleasing side).  Its easy to register.  

http://www.ezboard.com/create_join.html    

Also, I submit to Ashcroft's superior talent for the musical and 
poetic arts.  His lyrics are to music what the spectacularly 
well acted and outrageously prematurely cancled "Emeril" 
show was to television sit coms.

-bill

Time: Wed, 13-Mar-2002 08:55:48 GMT     IP: 172.163.131.62

Althought I think we might have been able to work around 
some of the problems with the new boards, I have not 
figured out a way around the profanity filters, and as you 
probably know, adult language is frequently relevant and 
appropriate to discussions of No Shame.  So for the time 
being the new boards are being abandoned, and we will 
resort to the old boards until such time as a suitable 
replacement can be set up.

Rest assured we are, in fact, working feverishly on such a 
replacement even as we speak, and hopefully it will be up 
soon.

In the meantime, please note the following temporary 
change in message board policy:

Any posts to these boards which are abusive, fraudulent, 
libelous, spamulous or otherwise harmful, will be deleted 
without comment.

In addition, any posts which do not contain a *valid email 
address* and appear to be frivolous, misleading, irrelevant 
or otherwise uninformative, will also be arbitrarily edited.

As always, No Shamers who *do* provide a correct email 
address in their posts should feel free to be as frivolous and 
irrelevant as they please.  But not abusive and fraudulent.

If you feel that someone has falsely posted to this board 
using your identity.  (Or if YOU have posted and would like to 
have your message removed for whatever reason)  Simply 
write to NOSHTH@AOL.COM *from your correct email 
account*, stating that the message in question should be 
deleted, and it will be removed at the first possible 
opportunity.

My apologies for any inconvenience these recent changes 
have caused you, and I hope to have the new boards up as 
soon as possible.

...Jeff

Time: Thu, 14-Mar-2002 05:00:12 GMT     IP: 152.163.194.206

Oh, my dear Stoogie, it is you who are mistaken.  Ratgirl was 
indeed at my Roast, and there with Big Stooge no less.  In fact, 
they left together, and as they had both been drinking, who 
knows what happened after that.  So when RG told you she was 
hiding out in some mountain or whatever, maybe you should take 
that with a grain of salt.  And as far as Big Stooge 'hating' RG 
and all that, I have to tell you that after observing their 
behavior together at the Roast, you'd better take that with a 
grain of salt too.

By the way, AOL blows the big one.  I can't check my Hotmail.  
Hope my account still works. 

Jetting off in 33 hours or so,

Ms. Elyn

Time: Fri, 15-Mar-2002 17:43:21 GMT     IP: 152.163.195.192

For all you crazy cats and kittens (it's only metaphor, Ratgirl, 
no need to be afraid) not currently in the know...your own 
judiciously endowed improv troupe, Well Hung Jury, is hosting 
what promises to be a funny and academic theatre experience 
tonight as Yale's own Purple Crayon teams up with Jury to bring 
you passionate, intelligent, provocative and moderately timed 
stories...and then go head to head in an all out flowy improv 
jam for the ages.  So if you're not having your soul sucked out 
through your wallet by South by Southwest tonight, c'mon by the 
Hideout and check out all the funny.

Well Hung Jury/Purple Crayon
Friday, March 15 @8pm
The Hideout

Time: Tue, 19-Mar-2002 02:28:28 GMT     IP: 66.25.165.2

Hello all,

If you're looking to have no shame this Thursday night, head 
on down to my smarty party called Soul Fantastic.   It will be 
an Easter bunny themed event, so break out your bunny 
ears and cotton tails. The event is happening at the Le 
Privilege nightclub (fancy name, not-fancy peoples) and will 
involve lots of dancing and drinking and bunnies hopping.  If 
you'd like more info or want to get a break at the door, email 
me.

Time: Tue, 19-Mar-2002 19:40:25 GMT     IP: 206.225.63.58

Hi,

FWIW, I'll make the offer again:

Free. No ads. No filters. No onerous terms of service. No spam.

Pick one or more message board, online, right now:

PhpWeblog:	http://www.cynistar.net/news/
PhpNuke:	http://www.cynistar.net/nuke/
Phorum:		http://www.cynistar.net/phorum/

Mailing lists, wikis[1], etc. also available upon request...

Your pal,

-- Bob

[1] Collaborative document preparation tool. Nice for hashing 
out script and sketch ideas among trusted parties. See 
http://www.cynistar.net/pwiki/index.php/BobApthorpe for my 
recent ramblings.

Time: Thu, 21-Mar-2002 23:03:23 GMT     IP: 12.237.138.237

Another audience was floored by the seemingly mystical 
powers of Prison Camp Party today.  I did it for my arts and 
performance class.  Not a lot of laughs... but large mucho 
clapping and noise making at the end.  I think people 
weren't sure if it was supposed to be funny at first.  A couple 
people even asked me why I wasn't majoring in Music at 
that music school that's up here.  Anyway, never could have 
done it if the noshamers hadn't supported me in the very 
beginning.  Th to the izanks.
-bill

p.s.   Hopefully my America song will be ready by the 1 year 
anniversary show.

Time: Fri, 22-Mar-2002 16:29:05 GMT     IP: 165.97.46.30

Dear Jeff,
All my posts are fraudulent.
Stephanie

Time: Fri, 22-Mar-2002 22:41:33 GMT     IP: 165.97.46.30

Will there be queefing tonight?

I want to bring the right whine.

Thanks,
Stephanie

Time: Fri, 22-Mar-2002 22:47:56 GMT     IP: 165.97.46.30

Dear Jeff,

Ratgirl used to post from ratgirlus@hotmail.com, but she can't do 
that anymore because MSN closed her hotmail account for posting 
objectionable material to other hotmail account holders.

So now she's at ratgirlrattus@hotmail.com. But please don't blame 
her if you try to reach her at ratgirlus@hotmail.com, the address 
she used to have, because it won't work anymore.

Right now I'm in a protracted legal debate with some of the 
customer service representatives at MSN, so I don't know when 
that address on all those postings will become valid once again.

Please excuse the invalidity of ratgirlus@hotmail.com because its 
not working right now.

Thank you,
Stephanie
Lil Stoogie

Time: Fri, 22-Mar-2002 22:49:35 GMT     IP: 165.97.46.30

I just wanted everyone to know that Lilstoogie@hotmail.com is a 
valid email address and that you can reach me there any time of 
the day or night. I'm almost always online.

Thanks,
Stephanie
(Oh, yeh, that's me, Lil Stoogie)

Time: Fri, 22-Mar-2002 22:50:14 GMT     IP: 165.97.46.30

I don't get it.

Time: Fri, 22-Mar-2002 22:54:42 GMT     IP: 165.97.46.30

Would it be considered spamulous to talk about my grandma on 
here? I'm trying to get a group together who's interested in a 
writing and performance project I want to do with my grandma.

I don't call her grandma. I call her Mammaw. I want to call it 
The Mammaw Project.

If anyone is interested in participating in The Mammaw Project, 
please write me at lilstoogie@hotmail.com.

No children please.

Thanks,
Stephanie
AKA Lil Stooge

Time: Fri, 22-Mar-2002 22:55:56 GMT     IP: 165.97.46.30

Sorry. I realized I should have changed the subject line to The 
Mammaw Project.

Thanks!
Stephanie
AKA Lil Stooge

Time: Fri, 22-Mar-2002 23:02:16 GMT     IP: 165.97.46.30

Dear Bill,
How come your name says The Show? I don't get it.

Anyway, I still can't make the new message board work. I went to 
the right place cuz I cut and pasted from your message. I like 
how it's called EZboard instead of easyboard. That's cool!

Thanks and I hope your music studies are going well!

Stephanie
AKA Lil Stooge

Time: Sat, 23-Mar-2002 06:01:53 GMT     IP: 12.237.138.237

Neither do I.

Time: Sun, 24-Mar-2002 03:26:36 GMT     IP: 66.25.165.2

I don't think they are evil, they are just misunderstood.

Time: Mon, 25-Mar-2002 10:04:37 GMT     IP: 12.237.138.237

Sorry the new message boards didn't work for everyone.  I 
just liked the way they look better.  I didn't even see that i was 
addressed in Lil Stooge's message, cuz I'm just not used to 
this format of board.  Anyway, I switched to The Show, cuz 
that's like a nickname I got from doing work with Catch 24's 
last production.  Oh well... as long as people are actually 
using the board I guess it doesn't what it looks like.

-bill

Time: Tue, 26-Mar-2002 20:18:15 GMT     IP: 205.188.192.21

So i guess this last weekend's show didn't inspire everyone to 
flock in droves to the message boards and post their 
thoughts/feelings/reactions?  Very well then, i will...i laughed 
my ass off this weekend.  Even pieces i wasn't expecting to like 
at first, by the end, had me rolling in laughter.  And pieces i 
was expecting to like practically had me on the floor.  ;)  Lots 
of comedy, lots of dance...good stuff.  I don't know, i just 
woke up and need to be working on a research paper so i'm not in 
my most insightful mode right now so i'll come back later and 
give some more in depth thoughts.  But for now, just know that i 
love you all and you crack my shit up.  That is all.

Be seeing you...

Time: Wed, 27-Mar-2002 07:37:21 GMT     IP: 66.25.165.2

Glad you liked the show, I felt it was somewhat of a downer 
after last month's spectacular showing.   How will the next 
show be?   I suspect that Austin was suffering from a SXSW 
hangover and nightlife all over has been dismal lately.  
Hopefully next month's show will be a killer!

Time: Fri, 29-Mar-2002 18:03:12 GMT     IP: 165.97.46.30

Dear the Right Reverend Hairy Nukes, my Dear Friend and Colleague,

You must embrace the evil. Hold it to your bosom and feel the 
evil mesmasoaking into your clothing, your skin, your heart.

Then you must renounce your friends and family and come and live 
with us, well, in our slave house.

Your attitude towards us will be much better then. And you will 
laugh more, when we tell you to.

Your ever servant in evil,
Evil Ratgirl #5

Postus Pardumus Scorpius: By personal decree from Evil One and 
Evil Two, there will be no consumption of downers before, during, 
or at the same time of the show.
By "the show" Evil One means to indicate the actualized 
performance event; however, Evil Two means to indicate the fellow 
calling himself "The Show" on this electronical writing machine 
thing.
Live Evil (or be eternally bored),
RG5

Time: Fri, 29-Mar-2002 18:06:46 GMT     IP: 165.97.46.30

To Evil Ratgirl #19:
Make a note of this person, Evil Ratgirl.
He questions the Evil.
Prepare the special pack.
Evilly yours,
RG #67

Time: Fri, 29-Mar-2002 18:18:58 GMT     IP: 198.214.103.158

Hey everyone,

I knew I said there was a possibility that the April 19th show 
would have to move, but it doesn't. It's stayiong right where it 
is, so we'll be celebrating No Shame's one-year anniversary on 
April 19th at the Hideout. Yeehah, babies.

Time: Sat, 30-Mar-2002 21:16:48 GMT     IP: 128.143.167.93

Hey everyone,
I was able to see a performance of no shame in virgina and went 
to the web site to see if there was one here in austin. I found 
there was but the only problem is that there is no address for 
the place. So if anyone can tell me where to go to see no shame 
in austin please e-mail me.
Thanks
NAthan

Time: Sat, 30-Mar-2002 22:23:02 GMT     IP: 66.25.166.104

The No Shame is held at the Hideout, which is right on 
Congress at about 8th street. It's right by a giant Neon sign 
that says STATE, you can't miss it on Congress going south.  
It's easy to find!!

Time: Sun, 31-Mar-2002 02:42:26 GMT     IP: 12.238.198.120

It's closer to 7th street, really.

Time: Sun, 31-Mar-2002 05:39:03 GMT     IP: 66.25.166.104

You're getting closer to feeling my fist! You don't want to 
tussle with Harry Knuckles!

Time: Sun, 31-Mar-2002 08:51:22 GMT     IP: 12.238.198.120

I didn't mean to "tussle".  I've just spent more time there than 
anyone ever should.  Once I was there for about 30 
consecutive hours... literaly.  You betta RECOGNIIIIIIIIIZE.
-bill

Time: Mon, 01-Apr-2002 07:12:23 GMT     IP: 205.188.198.166

True dat.  Wizzle Hizzle Jizzle up in the hizizzle, buhatch!