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Subj: BoardRoom: the orders
From: pingell5267@uni.edu (luke pingel)
Time: Thu, 12-Oct-2000 03:36:50 GMT     IP: 24.4.252.116

the order from september 15th:

1. Johnny "Says All the Wrong Things at the Wrong Times" Golden, 
by Neil Van Gorder

2. "Why I Hate Women" by Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle

3. "Memoirs From Music History" by Luke Pingel

4. "Untitled" by Patrick Parker

5. "A Pitch for the Patch" by David Oline

6. "Pac-Man" by Neil Van Gorder

7. "The Siamese Bastard Foundation" by Luke Pingel


And then here is the order from October 6th No Shame:

1. Eggs and Flour Mixed by a Divine Hand Ends Up Looking More 
Like a Date Book Than a Chinese After Dinner Treat" by Neil Van 
Gorder

2. "Popcorn and the Movies" by Mark Dickinson

3. "GI Jane" and "#3" by Elysia Hansel

4. "Forever In Love" or "How Kenny G Ruined My Life" by Luke 
Pingel

5. "The Hand Job" by Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle

6. "The Non-Official After-School Special" by Scott Lauritsen

7. "Every Year on January 1st" by Luke Pingel


Ok, thats it. 


Subj: BoardRoom: The shiznitt
From: hastin2509@uni.edu (Dayna Hastings)
Time: Thu, 19-Oct-2000 04:28:17 GMT     IP: 134.161.3.204

Oh my god 

Neil Van Gorder and Luke Pingle must be the sexiest men I've ever 
seen.  The way luke reads "the order" and the way Neil played 
Zach in that saved by the bell skit had me drooling.  If any body 
knows there numbers or where I can see them outside of No Shame 
please drop me an email...cuz I'm pretty shy and I don't want 
them to know I'm totally fuckin' obsessed with them.


Subj: BoardRoom: the order from 10/20
From: pingell5267@uni.edu (luke)
Time: Sun, 22-Oct-2000 20:57:44 GMT     IP: 24.4.252.116

1. When Jesus Can't Save Your Ass, There WIll Be a Food Preoduct 
Somewhere That Can- by Neil Van Gorder

2. Wish I'd Been a Girl- by Dave Stamp

3. Social Intercourse, or I Know We All Think It but You Just 
Don't Say It- by Howard Zimmerle and Jesse Wozniak

4. I Like Milk- by Joey Poschner

5. Observations of the Male Homo Sapien Species Behavior When 
Exposed to an Overabundance of the Female Homo Sapien Population 
in Conjunction With Fermented Grain Alcohol in a Relative Free 
Range Environment, or The Only Two Things That Guys Want Out of 
College- by Adam Lauritsen

6. Missin You- by David Oline

7. Ode to the Stallion- by Jason Danielson and Rick Stone

8. How to Master Debate(highlights from the Presidential Debate)-
 by Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle

9. David- by Neil Van Gorder

10. Can You Tell Me How To Get (fill in the blank), or I Have 
Never Even Met a Prostitute- by Luke "Dances With Prostitutes" 
Pingel

11. My Story- by Katie Frederick-Schector


Subj: BoardRoom: the manner in which i was conceived
From: c-vag@eatmoreturtlesoup.com (c-vag)
Time: Sat, 28-Oct-2000 20:51:54 GMT     IP: 134.161.3.204

hello once and for all...  i am the ghost you've come to know and love.

if you haven't seen NO SHAME yet, then i suggest you see NO SHAME.  
to not see NO SHAME is to be without NO SHAME, and you should feel 
quite shameful for not seeing NO SHAME.  ain't nobody nobody without 
NO SHAME, and really, to live is to see luke pingle in action.  and yes 
indeed, he will be shamelessly... ... ...in action.

goodnight dearest luke pingle.  till we meet in the underwear.

you rock the night away baby,
c-vag


Subj: BoardRoom: i love no shame and i love you
From: mary@bethlehem.com (the Virgin Mary)
Time: Tue, 31-Oct-2000 06:00:55 GMT     IP: 24.4.252.116

i think no shame is the coolest thing since my son pulled off 
that crazy resurrection trick that he was always talking about! 
everybody should go and perform, dont be shy. even if you dont 
do very well, i promise that you will be forgiven.

hugs and kisses,

mary 



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