Time: Sun, 01-Apr-2001 19:03:20 GMT     IP: 134.161.105.137

i just wanted to say that my last name is spelled PINGEL, not 
PINGLE, you dicknose Neil.

love,

Luke

Time: Sun, 01-Apr-2001 19:05:06 GMT     IP: 134.161.105.137

i just wanted to say that elisa pott's stand up comedy kicked 
some serious ass! My vote for best of!

And Dave, your song rocked.

Time: Mon, 02-Apr-2001 05:37:05 GMT     IP: 134.161.69.205

:
:
1. Wet Spot by Dave Stamp
:-Good, not as funny as his first two, but he acknowledged that. 
Still quite entertaining

:
2. An Ebay Ad discovered by Adam Lauritsen
:- Well delivered, great audience reaction. Different, and that 
makes it good. Just like... I don't know... something that is 
different but good. 

:
3. Awkward Silence by Luke Pingle
:Good concept, not that funny, but not really meant to be (I 
don't think)

:
4. A Contest by Howard Zimmerle
:Just came up with this the day of... glad the audience liked it. 

:
5. A Real Love Poem written by Donovan Jater    
:
    discovered by Scott Hagarty
:Sorry, but not funny. 

:
6. Stand up Comedy by Elisa Pott
:Excellent delivery, good material. Much better than some other 
standup we've had. My one complaint was that most people had no 
idea that Julia Roberts even HAD a brother, which made that part 
less funny.

:
7. Scott Hagarty's Not Skit by Scott Hagarty
:Boo... I once had an idea about going up there and saying 
nothing for exactly 5 minutes. He stole this idea, but it didn't 
work. If he had wanted to mock No Shame, it could have been 
funny. Personally I just think it made him look dumb.

:
8. The Tom Selleck Worship Club by Neil Van Gorder
:Twisted. Once again I wonder what Neil smokes and where I can 
get it when I see stuff like Apeman. I like the Nietsche 
reference too.

:
9. What One Would Do by Josh Goodrich
:Good stuff, and his delivery made it funnier. Hope he comes back.

:
10. Short Attention Span Theater by Howard Zimmerle
:
     and Jesse Woznick
:I loved the audience reaction to this... they ate it up! I 
couldn't be happier with how I was received. I think the play got 
a little long though... sorry!

:
11. The Telemarketer by Luke Pingle
Funny, and we all go through it from one side or the other.

One more addition: Fuel kicked ass, but 3 Doors Down kinda 
sucked. 3DD had no stage presence.

Howard

Time: Mon, 02-Apr-2001 22:07:09 GMT     IP: 206.28.170.105

RE:  "And Dave, your song rocked."

Thanks, Luke, you're too kind.  Likewise, I thoroughly 
enjoyed "Awkward Silence".  It was clever, doing a scene with no 
dialogue but only stage directions.  I'll join your fan club if 
you join mine.

And just so you all don't think I'm a total weenie, I will again 
go on record as saying I can't get enough of Jesse and Howard, no 
matter how raunchy it gets.  Although "Short Attention Span 
Theater" was a good example of how funny they can be without 
having to go completely in the gutter.  Some of their funniest 
stuff yet, in my opinion.  Just shows what you can do when you 
think with your head instead of your pecker.  

Time: Wed, 04-Apr-2001 02:27:25 GMT     IP: 128.255.111.5

   Hey, fellas, I want to come to your show sometime, or to your 
Best Of.  I want to watch these things.  I want to put them into 
my eyeholes.  But I do not have an automobile.
   I do, however, have an email address.

       
                  -Arlen

Time: Tue, 10-Apr-2001 03:03:08 GMT     IP: 134.161.106.48

Hey all,

Is it just my imagination, or will the turnout really suck Friday 
because of Easter and the like?

Howard

Time: Mon, 16-Apr-2001 21:22:03 GMT     IP: 134.161.105.128

hey, here it is. the order for the best of no shame, which is on 
april 27. everybody come, bring your friends and enemies.

1. A Dissertation by Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle

2. Ode to the Stallion by Jason Danielson and Rick Stone

3. Untitled by Patrick Parker

4. I've Got a Little Pecker by Dave Stamp

5. Two Poems by Elysia Hansel

6. I Like Milk by Joey Poschner

7. The Adventures of Mr. Chair by Neil Van Gorder

8. Religious Debate by Adam Lauritsen

9. What One Would Do by Josh Goodrich

10. Missin' You by Dave Oline

11. Vignettes Onboard by Luke Pingel

12. Dairy Queens: The Frozen Lactate Specialist by Bridget 
Eggers

13. My Story by Katie Frederick-Schector

14. Stand Up Comedy by Elisa Pott

15. The 7 Wacky Adventures of Dorky Mimes by Scott Lauritsen

16. Short Attention Span Theatre by Jesse Wozniak and Howard 
Zimmerle

17. Wrap That Rascal by Aaron Galbraith

18. Fantasmico, the Light Machine by Neil Van Gorder

19. Forever In Love or How Kenny G Ruined My Life by Luke Pingel

Time: Mon, 16-Apr-2001 21:30:31 GMT     IP: 134.161.105.128

a very brief but memorable show...

1. Cardio-Culinary Reaction by Howard Zimmerle

(CPR instructor doesnt know CPR, then chokes on his own pie. 
Comedy sketch.)

2. Pudding Foot Man in the Pot Pan by Neil Van Gorder

(comedic slide show of NVG's trip to San Francisco a la Adam 
Sandler style)

3. Death of the American Dream by Nick Thompson and Co.

(horror musical number provided by Austin Z. and Nick T. while 
Jason D. and Paul K. give a political statement with their balls)

4. A New Monologue About True Love and Adolescence With a Stupid 
Title by Luke Pingel

(Luke P. discusses how to get girls with a moped. Comedy 
monologue)

Time: Tue, 17-Apr-2001 15:24:02 GMT     IP: 24.149.20.23

Anyone need a place to live next year?  I'm looking for a couple 
of people to fill my...house.  Interested?  Give me a call @ 859-
0327 or email @ laurita2157@uni.edu   -   That's all.  See you 
at the Best Of...and for god's sake, bring your grandmother!

Time: Tue, 17-Apr-2001 16:50:22 GMT     IP: 134.161.106.51

:a very brief but memorable show...
:
:1. Cardio-Culinary Reaction by Howard Zimmerle
:
:(CPR instructor doesnt know CPR, then chokes on his own pie. 
:Comedy sketch.)
 I loved this. maybe because I was in it, wrote it, yadda yadda 
yadda. I came up with the whole plot while I was on a lot of 
Ny-Quil. 

:2. Pudding Foot Man in the Pot Pan by Neil Van Gorder
:
:(comedic slide show of NVG's trip to San Francisco a la Adam 
:Sandler style)
Neil's delivery made this funny.
:3. Death of the American Dream by Nick Thompson and Co.
:
:(horror musical number provided by Austin Z. and Nick T. while 
:Jason D. and Paul K. give a political statement with their balls)
Great, great piece. You can say all you want about it being a 
political statement, but I thought it was some guys screwing 
around that just happened to make a political statement. Still a 
great piece of performance art. It's about time we saw some full 
male nudity... wait... I take that back. 

:4. A New Monologue About True Love and Adolescence With a Stupid 
:Title by Luke Pingel
:
:(Luke P. discusses how to get girls with a moped. Comedy 
:monologue)
Once again, a good effort from Luke. 

Good show for only four pieces. Made it worth staying.

Howard

Time: Tue, 17-Apr-2001 21:38:12 GMT     IP: 134.161.105.165

The title of my play was "Cardio Culinary Resuscitation", not 
reaction as was stated earlier. It's a play on Cardio Pulminary 
Recuscitation, or the words that make up CPR.

Howard

Time: Fri, 27-Apr-2001 03:14:45 GMT     IP: 134.161.105.145

Hey fuckers - Tomorrow night the shit goes down. 

After the show,they'll be babes out the ying yang.

I promise.

Fuck