Time: Wed, 01-May-2002 03:25:07 GMT     IP: 134.161.73.112

Hey,
        I'm not going to be here this summer, but I would be 
totally into driving up here to see a summer No Shame. Any 
other takers?
Woz

Time: Wed, 01-May-2002 18:03:59 GMT     IP: 134.161.140.173

are we still starting at 10 on friday?  b/c i'm going to the 
collaborative process project, and it probably won't finish 
until 10:30ish......................................................i heard talk of 
pushing nst go back a half hour; i think it'd be a cool idea...

Time: Wed, 01-May-2002 18:55:30 GMT     IP: 134.161.106.89

Yeah buddy, as far as I know, NST is still at 10:00. Damn 
theatre! Why can't they learn how to schedule better? Anyway, you 
could go see a dress rehearsal of the Collab show at 6:30 
Thursday Night. If you do happen to see it on Friday, just 
remember that usually there is a 5-minute hold and tack on some 
time for announcements and after is all said and done the first 
act will perform at about 10:15. 

Hope that helps yo diggity dog, 
I throw yo' bone in da fog, 
Did you ever see da movie Spaceballs where John Candy said he was 
a mog?
That's all for now, I'm going to get high and drink some egg nog.

What the hell was that? 

GOODRICH

Time: Wed, 01-May-2002 21:02:35 GMT     IP: 134.161.105.149

Welcome no shamers, distingushed members of the press, ladies and 
gentlemen...

The article about No Shame is supposed to be in this Thursday's 
Courier... we're in a special section (you know, the one that no 
one will probably ever read... ever).

FYI... hoping Woz and my underwear-clothes asses are pictured 
prominently.

H to the Izzoward
"I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid 
monkey face and he'd just have to stand there groooovin on it." 
-Homer Simpson

Time: Thu, 02-May-2002 15:37:22 GMT     IP: 134.161.105.121

If we had known about the collaborative process time earlier, we 
could have fixed the situation. unfortunately, they pushed their 
time back (originally it was at 9), after we had done the 
interview with the courier and other advertising. plus, since it 
is going to be in Russell Hall now (RUSSELL HALL, EVERYBODY 
NOTE!!) we will be starting late to make sure that anybody 
confused will not be confused and in their rightful space. so 
look for a 10:15 start time.

SO, for everyone involved with that, please still come. if you 
are going to be late and performing, let us know so that we can 
plan. if youre not there at start time, we will be nervous and 
plug an alternate act in there.

Luke

Time: Thu, 02-May-2002 15:48:32 GMT     IP: 134.161.105.121

For any of you who did not read my last post, and who have not 
heard, BONS will be in Russell Hall auditorium. There will be a 
micromaphone and amplimafier there, to accomodate. cuz that 
place swallows voices like oprah swallows slim fast.

Luke 

Time: Thu, 02-May-2002 20:09:07 GMT     IP: 134.161.73.112

Everyone check out the courier today! Whoo! It's a great 
article, and I have no pants on. Oh, I wouldn't reccomend 
chekcing the library, though, because their copy may have 
dissappeared. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Anyhoo, it's a 
great article.
J.Wo.
"We have someone here who can help you"-Marge Simpson
"Is it Batman?"-Homer Simpson
"No, he's a scientist"-Marge Simpson
"Batman's a scientist?"-Homer Simpson

Time: Fri, 03-May-2002 02:27:48 GMT     IP: 24.149.25.102

If any of you would like to hang out after the show, I will be 
hosting a little after-party. Of course, it may a big after-
party. That of course, is up to you. If you wish to so so, it 
will be BYOB. Or if you are a hard drinker, BYOHL. Also, BYODB, 
because I do not have enough dead babies for everybody. Of 
course, only if you find them (say in a dumpster or in a mother)
because I, for one, do not condone the slaughter of children. 
THAT would be in poor taste.

815 W 23rd St #1

Luke

Time: Fri, 03-May-2002 03:30:06 GMT     IP: 172.174.244.220

Congratulations, everybody.  That article looks great.

Here it is on the web, for those of you who are into such 
things:

http://www.wcfcourier.com/Life2001/020502noshame.html


...Jeff

Time: Sun, 05-May-2002 00:27:38 GMT     IP: 24.149.25.102

I want to congratulate everyone on a fantastic finale to what 
was a great year of No Shame. We had about 220 audience members 
in Russell Hall, which I never could have expected. Every single 
act was awesome. Keep writing over the summer and spread the 
word of No Shame!

Luke

Time: Sun, 05-May-2002 00:47:29 GMT     IP: 24.149.25.102

1. Howard Zimmerle--A Non-Drinking PSA (Howard Z, Jesse Wozniak, 
Luke Pingel, Neil Van Gorder, Josh Fitkin, Kate Melloy)

2. Keith Baedke--Plump (Keith B)

3. Q and Aaron Konigsmark--Fortune Cookies (Q and Aaron K)

4. Elysia Hansel--Little Date Sestina and A Poem for Laura 
(Elysia H)

5. Neil Van Gorder--The Greatest Treasure of the Whole Fair (NVG)

6. Grant Tracey--Dragonflies (Grant T)

7. 4th Grade Memory #27A--by Tim Pieper (Tim P, Shawn Rohret, 
Elysia H)

8. Dave Murray--Deconstruction (Dave M)

9. Josh Fitkin--Fresh Scents (Josh F)

10. Pete Feltman--Untitled (Pete F)

11. Sarah Zwick-Tapley--Petra Pan (Sarah Z-T)

12. Katie Frederick-Schector--Open Synecdoche and Crazy Stoopid 
(Katie F-S)

13. Jesse Wozniak--A Seduction (Woz, Chelsea Lechwar)

14. Josh Goodrich--Domino's Pizza Challenge (Josh G, Becca 
Wagoner)

15. Jeff Lenhart--The Little Titanic (Jeff L)

16. Luke Pingel--Jerky for the Brain (Luke P)

Time: Sun, 05-May-2002 18:32:22 GMT     IP: 24.149.21.150

Is it really possible to review a best of show? Let me preface 
this by saying that I thought the show was great. I couldn't 
think of a better way to go out than having 16 great acts and 
220 people in the audience. When I look back at where we 
started, my jaw just drops.

:1. Howard Zimmerle--A Non-Drinking PSA (Howard Z, Jesse 
Wozniak, 
Luke Pingel, Neil Van Gorder, Josh Fitkin, Kate Melloy)
Mike Collet was in this too, and I think his acting, as well as 
everyone elses helped make this skit funnier.
2. Keith Baedke--Plump (Keith B)
This was great to have for some variety... plus the audience 
really got a kick out of it.
3. Q and Aaron Konigsmark--Fortune Cookies (Q and Aaron K)
This was easily Q's best work.
4. Elysia Hansel--Little Date Sestina and A Poem for Laura 
I am sick of rape poetry...I think it's cheap. It plays on 
emotions that are already there. It's a softball... it's not 
like there's a way to be pro-rape, unless you're a rapist. I 
liked a poem for Laura a lot, as I think it must have really 
made that waitress's day.
5. Neil Van Gorder--The Greatest Treasure of the Whole Fair (NVG)
Still funny as hell, and the addition of the hair gel thing was 
good.
6. Grant Tracey--Dragonflies (Grant T)
Great imagery in this story. I also liked the tie in of hockey, 
dragonflies, etc.
7. 4th Grade Memory #27A--by Tim Pieper (Tim P, Shawn Rohret, 
"OW, my hand!" "Bullseye!"
8. Dave Murray--Deconstruction (Dave M)
One of my favorite alltime pieces here at no shame. Many people 
I talked to didn't get it at all, but they must not have been 
paying attention. Excellent delivery too.
9. Josh Fitkin--Fresh Scents (Josh F)
I liked this version better than the last. Very funny and good 
character.
10. Pete Feltman--Untitled (Pete F)
What can I say? I like Pete's stuff.
11. Sarah Zwick-Tapley--Petra Pan (Sarah Z-T)
I had never seen this before... pretty damned funny. Maybe used 
too much energy at times.
12. Katie Frederick-Schector--Open Synecdoche and Crazy Stoopid 
I didn't understand the first one at all, but the second one was 
bueno!
13. Jesse Wozniak--A Seduction (Woz, Chelsea Lechwar)
Went a little long since the addition of the stripping, but was 
still very humerous.
14. Josh Goodrich--Domino's Pizza Challenge (Josh G, Becca 
Becca has always been like a little sister to me, so I tried 
really hard not to enjoy seeing her in a bikini. If Josh wants 
to try this again, he would be well advised to drink some water 
and give himself an extra minute or two.
15. Jeff Lenhart--The Little Titanic (Jeff L)
I thought this was going to be a one-piece stand when he first 
came to No Shame. Now I realize that this is just one of his 
average pieces. Great talent here.
16. Luke Pingel--Jerky for the Brain (Luke P)
Excellent stray from the norm. Good mix of humor and seriousness.

Time: Sun, 05-May-2002 20:05:58 GMT     IP: 134.161.73.112

Sweet-ass show. I get all misty-eyed just thinking about the 
greatness that is No Shame. We did come a really long way 
from having, what, like 40 people in the audience? No 
Shame has become bigger than any of us, and I'm now 
confident that it could survive without any of the current 
regulars, which is hella cool. I have to apologize on the 
length of my play, as I didn't know it would take so long to 
strip. Plus, I had no clue that dollar bill was coming, so I 
hadn't factored it in. Anyhoo, thanks for a great year 
everyone. I love you all, and I can't wait for summer Shame.

Word to your mother.
Woz

P.S. Goodrich, I have your CD, which leads me to believe 
that you have my CD. If you'd like to get together to have 
some bizzare CD-swapping party, I'd swing like that. Get a 
hold of me, please. Thanks.

Time: Mon, 06-May-2002 01:54:23 GMT     IP: 134.161.136.10

Luke and I talked about having a No Shame session at least once a 
month in the summer.  

Preferably near the end of every month, since in August we should 
be able to have our first Fall No Shame.

Also talked with Q tonite and Luke and I discussed this as well:
How much interest is there in making NoShame every week next 
year?  If we could get a minimum of ten scripts every Friday 
nite, I think we could do No Shame every week.  Some day someone 
is going to have to risk doing No Shame every week so why not 
now?

Neil

Time: Mon, 06-May-2002 16:24:40 GMT     IP: 134.161.73.112

Hey, I agree that sooner or later we're going to have to try a 
weekly Shame, I just wonder if Cedar Falls is ready for that 
sort fo thing. For me, I think it's better to have it bi-weekly with 
a big audience, than weekly with a pathetically small and 
impotent audience. Or maybe that's just my own personal 
insecurties showing through. Who knows. What does 
everyone else think?

Time: Mon, 06-May-2002 17:18:30 GMT     IP: 134.161.104.55

even though Mr. Catfish feels that noshame is an exelent outlet 
to spread the word of the catfish crusaders; he feels that 
noshame is a good thing and thus should happen as little as 
possible. bi-monthly is his suggestion.
Iago Gonzalas, cheif reQter of the catfish crusaders

Time: Mon, 06-May-2002 17:23:24 GMT     IP: 134.161.104.55

i am all for this idea. i cant seem to write very well today, so 
hunt me down to hear my reasons

Time: Mon, 06-May-2002 21:40:57 GMT     IP: 67.250.226.15

Hello, 
I was very glad to have the opportunity to perform at No Shame 
Theatre this year.  

Even more, I was glad to see so many amazing performances and so 
much creativity.  Also, I will miss the people who are leaving 
this year.   

Gosh, it was fun to see some of the great moments from the No 
Shame season last Friday. I was glad no one fell off the stage.  
I wanted to have pools of sharks on each side of the protruding 
portion of the stage for my performance, but there was a problem 
getting the water to stay in a pool shape without walls (water 
is very fluid unless it is frozen).  Oh yeah, also I didn't have 
any sharks (that I could spare, anyways).   

I look forward to future No Shame Events.

Sincerely, 
Jeff Lenhart

Time: Tue, 07-May-2002 03:31:59 GMT     IP: 134.161.77.103

Hey, I'm speaking as a sort of outsider here, but that could be 
just what you need!  The buzz I've been hearing is great, and a 
weekly No Shame could happen.  I take new people all the time, 
and they often ask why ISN'T it weekly.  So, I think it would 
work.  There, that's my two cents.

Time: Thu, 09-May-2002 01:23:28 GMT     IP: 24.149.25.102

you know what would make a boring summer less boring? being able 
to read the scripts of fellow no shamers? i will show you mine 
if you show me yours!! i have not posted anything in a while 
either. it is easy--send Jeff Goode a copy of your script in a 
text document and he will put it up. NoShTh@aol.com if you did 
not know that already.

Luke

Time: Fri, 10-May-2002 08:15:30 GMT     IP: 172.136.46.79

Before you shuffle off this mortal school year, don't forget to 
preserve your No Shames for posterity in the historic No 
Shame Web Library.

Now that your friendly neighborhood webmaster has 
upgraded to late-20th Century software, scripts can be 
submitted in almost any wordprocessor format.

Just attach a document to an email and send it to 
NoShTh@aol.com

...Jeff

(Submissions to noshame.org are for archival purposes 
only.  All scripts remain the sole property of the author or 
authors.)

Time: Sat, 11-May-2002 22:18:34 GMT     IP: 12.216.18.193

Wow, the Best of No Shame was RI-GOD-DAMN-DICULOUSLY SERIOUS, 
MEANINGFUL, FUNNY AND WELL PERFORMED! Never have I felt happier to 
be a part of the show. That many people showing that much talent 
with an amazing audience made my week. Especially since I may or 
may not be retaking some of my classes because of finals. It has 
been great getting to know the No shamers better and I hope people 
don't mind if I am in it next year. Oh and by the way somebody 
give my email address to the wonderful woman who talked about 
masturbation!

                      -Mike Collet

P.S. Have a good summer. Oh and Woz, FYI. Not only were my female 
friends turned on by your lack of clothes and nice.....smile, but 
I was as well. Later everyone.

Time: Thu, 16-May-2002 20:25:51 GMT     IP: 134.161.228.96

hey, pete, i have info for you about a gig--are you around this 
summer?  anyone know how i can contact the man?  gimme a call: 
268-2899.  thanks kindly.  :)

Time: Thu, 16-May-2002 21:43:34 GMT     IP: 134.161.140.174

his email is pfeltman@uni.edu


:hey, pete, i have info for you about a gig--are you around this 
:
summer?  anyone know how i can contact the man?  gimme 
a call: 
:
268-2899.  thanks kindly.  :)