No Shame Theatre Archives (2000-2001)

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Author(s) - Title (Performers, if known)

Catch the Fall 2000 season of No Shame Theatre on the UNI campus!!!

All shows are in the Kamerick Art Building auditorium at 9:00 and are ABSOLUTELY FREE. All scripts must be submitted 30 minutes before show time.

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1. Neil Van Gorder - Johnny "Says the Wrong Things at all the Wrong Times" Golden
   
2. Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle - Why I Hate Women
   
3. Luke Pingel - Memoirs From Music History
   
4. Patrick Parker - Untitled [aka Will Khitey's How to Meet Girls]
   
5. David Oline - A Pitch for the Patch
   
6. Neil Van Gorder - Pac-Man
   
7. Luke Pingel - The Siamese Bastard Foundation
   

1. Neil Van Gorder - Eggs and Flour Mixed by a Divine Hand Ends Up Looking More Like a Date Book Than a Chinese After Dinner Treat
   
2. Mark Dickinson - Popcorn and the Movies
   
3. Elysia Hansel - GI Jane and #3
   
4. Luke Pingel - Forever In Love or How Kenny G Ruined My Life
   
5. Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle - The Hand Job
   
6. Scott Lauritsen - The Non-Official After-School Special
   
7. Luke Pingel - Every Year on January 1st
   

1. Neil Van Gorder - When Jesus Can't Save Your Ass There Will be a Food Product Somewhere That Can
   
2. Dave Stamp - Wish I'd Been a Girl
   
3. Howard Zimmerle and Jesse Wozniak - Social Intercourse or I know we all think it, but you just don't say it!
   
4. Joey Poschner - I Like Milk
   
5. Adam Lauritsen - Observations of the Male Homo Sapien Species Behavior When Exposed to an Overabundance of the Female Homo Sapien Population in Conjunction With Fermented Grain Alcohol in a Relative Free Range Environment or The Only Two Things That Guys Want Out of College
   
6. David Oline - Missin' You
   
7. Jason Danielson and Rick Stone - Ode to the Stallion
   
8. Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle - How to Master Debate (highlights from the presidential debate)
   
9. Neil Van Gorder - David
   
10. Luke "Dances With Prostitutes" Pingel - Can You Tell Me How To Get (fill in the blank)? or I Have Never Even Met a Real Prostitute
    
11. Katie Frederick-Schector - My Story
    

1. Sheri Rhoades - Phone Sex 2000
   
2. Rick Stone, David Oline, and Luke Pingel - It's a Beautiful Night
   
3. Joel Jennings - Do You Remember
   
4. Adam Lauritsen - Why I Can't Get Any...Sleep
   
5. Neil Van Gorder - The Carbohydrate Cowboy!! How to Turn Dried Food Products Into a Snazzy Get-Up!
   
6. Sheri Rhoades - Mystery Meat 2000
   
7. Howard Zimmerle - Jesse Wozniak Sucks
   
8. Luke Pingel - A Carpenter's Lament
   

1. Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle - Jesus, a Minivan, and a Cartoon Tiger
   
2. Elysia Hansel - Poem- My Little Jalepeno
   
3. Mike Cassady - Equus 2.0
   
4. Luke Pingel - A Tribute to a Friend By Dave Oline
   

   (performed by David Oline)
   

5. Neil Van Gorder - Sex and Violence... all done for the Glory of God
   
6. Elysia Hansel - Stand Up- Elysia Live at the Improv
   
7. Jesse Wozniak - Howard Zimmerle Sucks
   
8. Scott Lauritsen and Joel Jennings - The 7 Wacky Adventures of Dorky Mimes
   
9. David Oline - The Voice
   
10. Neil Van Gorder - The Adventures of Mr Chair, the Chair that Just Could Not Sit Still
    
11. Adam Lauritsen - Mommy, What Happens To Us When We Die?
    
12. Howard Zimmerle and Jesse Wozniak - Coping With Electile Dysfunction
    
13. Jason Danielson and Rick Stone - We're Not Gay!