No Shame Theatre Archives (2000-2001)

KEY:
Author or (No Shamer) - Title (Performers, if known)

Board of Directors for the Spring 2001 Semester
Luke Pingel
Neil Van Gorder
Jesse Wozniak
Howard Zimmerle
David Oline
Robin Corsburg

Starting this semester, show time is changed to 10:00 pm

1. Aaron Galbraith - The Father's Day Closet

[Gay boy turns straight, dissapoints Dads. Comedy Sketch]

2. Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle - If I Had $1.50

[Parody of Bare Naked Ladies Song. Zimmerle buys love and a shirt at Goodwill for girl he tries to woo. Comedy Song]

3. Elisia Hansel - Poem

[Rrr-iot girl Elisia proves girls can do what boys do. Rrr-iot grrl poem]

4. Mark Watkins - Untitled

[Mark expresses love for girls. Love poetry.]

5. Deuce Rizksham - An Explanation of Light and Beauty

[Like a Jackson Pollock painting done with dung, A. Galbraith and L. Pingel do abstract nonsense piece about diarrhea and the futility of human action.]

6. Elisia Hansel - Stand Up Comedy

[Elisia eschews the norm and does stand up while sitting in chair.]

7. Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle - It All Depends On Your Political Views
8. Aaron Galbraith - Wrap that Rascal

[A. Galbraith talks real fast and gets big round of applause.]

9. Neil Van Gorder - Richard Langartner's Obsession

[N. Van Gorder does dramatic monologue about man in Southern Georgia in 1930's who obsessed with ballet murder's one-armed man for stealing his tutu. N. strips down to tutu and briefs and does pirouttes over the dead man's body before pushing him into rock quarry pit.]

10. Luke Pingel - The Excalibur

[L. Pingel gets scrotum stuck in bowling ball return, wife turns into 18 armed space alien and regains his lust for life by bowling. Comedy Monologue]

1. Neil Van Gorder - My Overweight Sister's Underwear

[short poop humor comedy sketch]

2. Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle - A Play About Nothing, Like Seinfeld, but Less Funny

[comedy sketch]

3. Bridget Eggers - Dairy Queens: The Frozen Lactate Specialist

[comedic monologue about ice cream lesbians]

4. Dave Stamp - I've Got a Little Pecker

[comedy song]

5. Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle - A Dissertation

[comedy sketch with no pants= FUNNY]

6. Andy Briggs - Love is Blind

[comedy sketch dealing with blind women and sodomy]

7. Elysia Hansel - Stand Up Comedy
8. Adam Lauritsen - Half and Half

[dramatic reading]

9. Neil Van Gorder - Fantasimico, the Light Machine

[comedic monologue about a superhero saving chickens with a light machine]

10. Luke Pingel - Vignettes Onboard

[series of three dramatic monologues intertwined by a train conductor]

1. Howard Zimmerle - Bombs Over Baghdad
2. Jesse Wozniak - Introduction to America
3. [author unknown] - Necrofelicity
4. Howard Zimmerle - Bigotry Examined
5. Neil Van Gorder - "squiggle"

1. Howard Zimmerle and Jesse Wozniak - No Shame Bingo

[bowling story mixed with mockery of Howard and Jesse’s playwriting skills.]

2. Neil Van Gorder - At the Zoo

[stream of concsciousness rambling about giraffes and other animals]

3. Bridget Eggers - Invisible

[prose about racism]

4. Adam Lauritsen - Religious Debate

[reaction to over-zealous Jehovah’s witness types]

5. Howard Zimmerle and Jesse Wozniak - Win Howard Zimmerle's Money

[Game show with real audience participation and rewards]

6. Neil Van Gorder - uhn...hmm...ahem...Sex

[story of the first time with Bob Dole-like consequences]

1. Dave Stamp - Wet Spot
2. (Adam Lauritsen) - An Ebay Ad (discovered by Adam Lauritsen)
3. Luke Pingel - Awkward Silence
4. Howard Zimmerle - A Contest
5. (Scott Hagarty)- A Real Love Poem written by Donovan Jater (discovered by Scott Hagarty)
6. Elisa Pott - Stand up Comedy
7. Scott Hagarty - Scott Hagarty's Not Skit
8. Neil Van Gorder - The Tom Selleck Worship Club
9. Josh Goodrich - What One Would Do
10. Howard Zimmerle and Jesse Woznick - Short Attention Span Theatre
11. Luke Pingel - The Telemarketer

1. Howard Zimmerle - Cardio-Culinary Resuscitation

[CPR instructor doesnt know CPR, then chokes on his own pie. Comedy sketch.]

2. Neil Van Gorder - Pudding Foot Man in the Pot Pan

[comedic slide show of NVG's trip to San Francisco a la Adam Sandler style]

3. Nick Thompson and Co. - Death of the American Dream

[horror musical number provided by Austin Z. and Nick T. while Jason D. and Paul K. give a political statement with their balls]

4. Luke Pingel - A New Monologue About True Love and Adolescence With a Stupid Title

[Luke P. discusses how to get girls with a moped. Comedy monologue]

1. Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle - A Dissertation
2. Aaron Galbraith - Wrap That Rascal
3. Patrick Parker - Will Khitey's How to Meet Girls
4. Dave Stamp - I've Got a Little Pecker
5. Elysia Hansel - Two Poems
6. Joey Poschner - I Like a Half-Gallon of Water
7. Neil Van Gorder - The Adventures of Mr. Chair
8. Adam Lauritsen - Religious Debate
9. Josh Goodrich - What One Would Do
10. Dave Oline - Missin' You
11. Luke Pingel - Vignettes Onboard
12. Bridget Eggers - Dairy Queens: The Frozen Lactate Specialist
13. Elisa Pott - Stand Up Comedy
14. Jesse Wozniak and Howard Zimmerle - Short Attention Span Theatre
15. Jason Danielson and Rick Stone - Ode to the Stallion
16. Neil Van Gorder - Fantasimico, the Light Machine
17. Luke Pingel - Forever In Love or How Kenny G Ruined My Life