No Shame Theatre Archives (2003-2004)

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No Shame Staff - SPRING 2004
Trent Westbrook

DEBUT SEASON - SPRING SEMESTER 2004
Every Wednesday at 10:00 p.m., TDU (Taylor Down Under) Stage

Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - [TDU Stage]
First No Shame of the New Year
1) Fridley, Joseph - A Warriors Hope - monologue
2) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - A Thought - poem
3) Trotter, Tim - Lack Luster Video - comedy act
4) Fridley, Joseph - Night Cycle - monologue
5) Fleming, Heather - Things That Annoy Me - list
6) Westbrook, Trent - Ok, Ok, I'm Not Saying I Believe It, But What If... - skit
7) Trotter, Tim - Just When I Look Ready - commedy Act
8) Fridley, Joseph - Asshole - monologue (McDonald Monologue)
9) Brown - Wait And See - song
10) Van Kundra, Kristin - Your Father - monologue
11) Fridley, Joseph - Break-Up - monologue
12) Trotter, Tim - To Be The Pope - comedy act

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 - [TDU Stage]

(despite the fact we had a small audience due to the weather we had a pretty good show)

1) Van Kundra, Kristin - Hamlet In 27 Lines - poem
2) Fridley, Joseph - It's High Time We Talk about Philosophy - skit
3) Meador, Alexandra - Grandma - monologue
4) Fridley, Joseph - A Choice - monologue
5) Sparkly Kittens - Bad Poetry and Interpretive Dance Presents: The Bird - comedy
6) Fridley, Joseph - 21 Thesis - list
7) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Shadow - poem
P.S. Thanks to Heather Fleming for her piece titled "Turn Off the Lights"
Wednesday, January 28, 2004 - [TDU Stage]
1) Fleming, Heather - A Puppet Skit - skit with puppets
(Written and Performed by Heather Fleming)
2) Meador, Alexandra - If I Disappeared - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Meador)
3) Von Kundra, Kristin - Yet To Be Finished - monologue
(Written and Performed by Kristin Von Kundra)
4) Fridley, Joseph - A Reality: The Beginning - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
5) Garrity, Amber - Bring Your Green Hat - monologue
(Written and Performed by Amber Garrity)
6) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Rising - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
7) Waldeck, Wendy - Gone - monologue
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)
8) Fridley, Joseph - I had a dream last night - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
9) Von Kundra, Kristin - Sorry - monologue
(Written and Performed by Kristin Von Kundra)
10) Fridley, Joseph - Mirror of Consequences - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
11) Charre, Cecilia - Blue-Eyed Parasite - song
(Written and Performed by Cecilia Charre)

Wednesday, February 4, 2004 - [TDU Stage]

(a marvelous show, with a marvelous door prize of fuzy handcuffs)

1) Westbrook, Trent - 3 Poems - poem
(Written and Performed by Trent Westbrook)
2) Von Kundra, Kristin - E.R. Potatos - monologue
(Written and Performed by Kristin Von Kundra)
3) Fridley, Joseph - McDonald's and Elfs - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
4) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Hurry - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
5) Meador, Alexandra - A Woman's Role - monologue
(Written and Performed by Alex Meador)
6) Waldeck, Wendy - My Special Someone - poem
(Written and Performed by Wendy Weldeck)
7) Kim, Brian - My Most Famous Song Ever - song
(Written and Performed by Brian Kim)
8) Fridley, Jospeh - Backword Logic - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
9) Moyer, Lee - Give Space A Chance - skit
(Performed by Trent Westbrook, and Brian Kim)
10) Von Kundra, Kristin - Blind - poem
(Written and Performed by Kristin Von Kundra)
11) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Cold Blue Skies - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
12) Waldeck, Wendy - Redneck Dating Game - skit
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)
13) Fridley, Joseph - What the hell happened last night... - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
14) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - My Pink Precious - poem
(Written by Alex Cimino-Hurt and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt, and Joseph Fridley)

Wednesday, February 11, 2004 - [TDU Stage]

(An excellent night of No Shame, even though the skits were kind ove depressing for a Valentines Day No Shame. The door prize was a mystery box, won by Will Brown, and contained a small version of "Sex for Dummies." The Prize for next week is a pickle barrel, enjoy.)

1) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - My Turn - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
2) Westbrook, Trent - Blue Monkey Stuff - monologue
(Written and Performed by Trent Westbrook)
3) Waldeck, Wendy - The End - skit
(Written by Wendy Waldeck and Performed by Wendy Waldeck and Joseph Fridley)
4) Fridley, Joseph - Uh Oh - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
5) Brown, Will - Wait and See - song
(Written and Performed by Will Brown)
6) Meador, Alexandra - Fat Ass - monologue
(Written and Performed by Alex Meador, with slight assistance from Joseph Fridley, Trent Westbrook, and Heather Fleming)
7) Garrity, Amber - Untitled - poem
(Written and Performed by Amber Garrity)
8) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - A Cool Equilibrium - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
9) Brown, Will - Let Me Love You - song
(Written and Performed by Will Brown)
10) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Bliss of Ignorance - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
11) Fridley, Joseph - LD - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)

Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - [TDU Stage]
1. Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Articulation - Pronunciation
(Written and Performed by Cimino-Hurt)
2. Meador, Alex - Self-Defence [instruction - [demonstration]
(Performed by Alex Meador.)
3. Flemming, Heather - Extra Warning - [warning lables]
(Written and performed by Heather Flemming.)
4. Fridley, Joseph - 21 Thesis - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Joseph Fridley.)
5. Westbrook, Trent - Phalangium - [scene]
(Written by Trent Westbrook, performed by Trent and Heather.)
6. Fridley, Joseph - Writing Thought - [stream of conciousness]
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley.)
7. Crimino-Hurt - Damn! - [explanation?]
(Written and Performed by Alex Crimino-Hurt)
8 Waldeck, Wendy - Let Down - [monologue]
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)
9. Fridley, Joseph - McD - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Joseph Fridley)
10. Van Kundra, Kristen - Gretel's Walk - [monologue]
(Written and performed by Kristen Von Kundra)
11. Kim, Brian - Please dont Puke on Me - [song]
(Written and performed by Brian Kim)
12. Keown, Mike - Honesty and Comedy
(Performed by Mike Keown)
Stage Manager: Joseph
House Manager: Alex
Lights/Sound: Amber

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - [TDU Stage]

(Despite the fact that we had so few acts and so few attendance it was a good show, the door prize was a foam head, and the door prize for next week is a silver mask)

1) Garrity, Amber - Ode to the Tanner Family - monologue
(Written and Performed by Amber Garrity)
2) Waldeck, Wendy - Single - monologue
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)
3) Meador, Alex - Saving Grace - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Meador)
4) Fridley, Joseph - Forgotten - poem
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
5) Wesner, Lizzy - Randomosity - monologue
(Written and Performed by Lizzy Wesner)
6) Fridley, Joseph - The Sensative Guy - poem
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
7) Westbrook, Trent - I Love Superficial - skit
(Written by Trent Westbrook, and Performed by Trent Westbrook and Lizzy Wesner)

Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - [TDU Stage]

We had a great show, the door prize was a silver mask won by Alex Meador, and the door prize for the next No Shame is a purple pom pom.)

1) Meador, Alex - Self-Defense Part 3 - skit
(Written by Alex Meador and Performed by Alex Meador and Will Brown)
2) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Start Again - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
3) Fridley, Joseph - Pent Up Energy - poem
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
4) Westbrook, Trent - Work for Food - skit
(Written by Trent Westbrook and Performed by Trent Westbrook, Alex Cimino-Hurt, and Heather Fleming)
5) Heap, George - Kate and Rory: The Silly Sex Song - song
(Written and Performed by George Heap)
6) Wesner, Lizzy - Randomosity 2 - monologue
(Written and Performed by Lizzy Wesner)
7) Waldeck, Wendy - Ding-Dong - improve skit
(Written by Wendy Waldeck and Performed by Wendy Waldeck, Joseph Fridley, Amber Garrity, Trent Westbrook, Alex Cimino-Hurt, and Heather Fleming)
8) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Ouch - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
9) Iowa, Drake - Four Cycle: pt 5, the Neighbors on the Porch Swing - monologue
(Written by Drake Iowa and Performed by Trent Westbrook)
10) Waldeck, Wendy - You - monologue
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)
11) Fridley, Joseph - What the fuck were they thinking...Power Rangers - skit
(Written by Joseph Fridley and Performed by Joseph Fridley and Alex Cimino-Hurt)
12) Crabtree, Dan - The Katie Song - song
(Written and Performed by Dan Crabtree)

Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - [TDU Stage]
1) Garrity, Amber - Tribute To St. Patrick's Day - monologue
(Written and Performed by Amber Garrity)
2) Fridley, Joseph - Emotion - poetry
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
3) Vowes, Brian - I'm Half-Irish - dance
(Written and Performed by Brian Vowes)
4) Meador, Alex - Apathy - poetry
(Written and Performed by Alex Meador)
5) Ristau, Todd - Where Girls Grow Strong - monologue
(Written and Performed by Todd Ristau)
6) Crabtree, Dan - Attempts At Funny - comedy
(Written and Performed by Dan Crabtree)
7) Fridley, Joseph - Windows + Sleep = Bad - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
8) Kim, Brian - Haiku In Class - poetry
(Written and Performed by Brian Kim)
9) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Frost - poetry
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
10) Mills, Matt - No Idea - comedy
(Written and Performed by Matt Mills)
11) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Carrying - poetry
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
12) Westbrook, Trent - Time Served - skit
(Written by Trent Westbrook and Performed by Trent Westbrook, and Johnny Walker)
13) Waldeck, Wendy - Dear Me - monologue
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - [TDU Stage]

(No one won the door prize for this week so the door prizes for next week are the purse strap and Burger King crown)

1) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Early - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
2) Brown, Will - Evil Intent - poem
(Written and Performed by Will Brown)
3) Waldeck, Wendy - Reality TV Shows that have gone too far. - monologue
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)
4) Fridley, Joseph - Schizophrenia Landslide - skit
(Written by Joseph Fridley and Performed by Joseph Fridley, Alex Cimino-Hurt, and Lizzy Wesner)
5) Brown, Will - Poem 11 - poem
(Written and Performed by Will Brown)
6) Bradford, Erik - The Syndicalist - song
(Written and Performed by Erik Bradford)
7) Westbrook, Trent - Untitled - skit
(Written and Performed by Trent Westbrook)
8) Heap, George - Kate and Rory - song
(Written and Performed by George Heap)
9) Ristau, Todd - the green man - monologue
(Written and Performed by Todd Ristau)
10) Heap, George - Love Is All You Need - song
(Written and Performed by George Heap)
11) Meador, Alex - My Megan - monologue
(Written and Performed by Alex Meador)
12) Brown, Will - Monochrome - song
(Written and Performed by Will Brown)
13) Bradford, Erik - The Brick of Hate - song
(Written and Performed by Erik Bradford)
Stage Manager: Joseph Fridley
House Manger: Alex Meador
Lights: Amber Garrity

Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - [TDU Stage]

(The show went great I'm glad to see that we had so many performers, the door prizes consisted of a purse strap and Burger King Crown, won by Erik Bradford. The door prize for next week is a toilet brush.)

1) Meador, Alex - Binge - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Meador)
2) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Umm Yeah - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
3) Bradford, Erik - Saving Face - song
(Written and Performed by Erik Bradford)
4) Waldeck, Wendy - Crush It - poem
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)
5) Larson, Leah - Your Eyes - song
(Written and Performed by Leah Larson)
6) Brown, Will - A Collection of Poems - poem
(Written and Performed by Will Brown)
7) Fridley, Joseph - Song of the Souls of Converging Assertions - poem
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
8) Garrity, Amber - Instant Messenger - monologue
(Written and Performed by Amber Garrity)
9) Heap, George - Look Into Your Eyes - song
(Written and Performed by George Heap)
10) Von Kundra, Kristen - Tea and TV - skit
(Written and Performed by Kristen Von Kundra)
11) Matteus, Bucky and Ellis, Ryan - Topical Discussion On All Things Philisophical - monologue
(Written and Performed by Bucky Matteus, and Ryan Ellis)
12) Larson, Leah - End of the Road - song
(Written and Performed by Leah Larson)
13) Waldeck, Wendy - Voices - monologue
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)
14) Bowes, Brian - Snoopy's Uncle Part I. - rap
(Written and Performed by Brian Bowes)
15) Von Kundra, Kristen - Dildo Under the Bed - monologue
(Written and Performed by Kristen Von Kundra)
16) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Lullaby - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
17) Bowes, Brian - Snoopy's Uncle Part II. - rap
(Written and Performed by Brian Bowes)
18) Bradford, Erik - Death of Farmhands - song
(Written and Performed by Erik Bradford)

Wednesday, April 7, 2004 - [TDU Stage]
1) Von Kundra, Kristin - Theres an elephant in the kitchen - poem
(Written and Performed by Kristin Von Kundra)
2) Bob Apthorpe and Peter Rogers - Rejected Letters to Miss Manners
(Performed by Amber Garrity)
3) Heap, George - Angry - song
(Written and Performed by George Heap)
4) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Where is Home? - poetry
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
5) Meador, Alex - To all Your Huddled Masses - poem
(Written and Performed by Alex Meador)
6) Bradford, Erik - A Sunrise - song
(Written and Performed by Erik Bradford)
7) Ellis, Ryan - A Face for the Flowers - poem
(Written and Performed by Ryan Ellis)
8) Waldeck, Wendy - By the Lake - monologue
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)
9) Heap, George - Shy - song
(Written and Performed by George Heap)
10) Ellis, Ryan - From a Small Photo Album - poem
(Written and Performed by Ryan Ellis)
11) Fridley, Joseph - a list - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
12) Bradford, Erik - Goodbye - Parody song
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
Stage Manager - Joseph
Sound - Alex
Lights - Amber

The Door prize for bext week is a lovely new toilet brush and plunger set. Write and perform any piece using htem and you can keep them! Whoo Hoo!


Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - [TDU Stage]
1) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Cleaning - poetry
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
2) Lykins, Brett - Tell Me Now - song
(Written and Performed by Brett Lykins)
3) Waldeck, Wendy - Doctors Visit - scene
(Written by Wendy Waldeck; Performed by Wendy Waldeck and Alex Cimino-Hurt)
4) Meador, Alex - Marie - monologue
(Written and Performed by Alex Meador)
5) Tolley, Whitney - The Art of Losin - song
(Written and Performed by Alex Meador)
6) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - Gone - poetry
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
Door prize piece
7) Bradford, Erik - Black Widow - song
(Written and Performed by Erik Bradford)
8) Bien, Lauren - Fourteen Hundred and 92 - poem
(Written and Performed by Lauren Bien)
9) Heap, George - 80's song - song
(Written and Performed by George Heap)
10) Shirley, John - Tulips in the Rain - scene with backstage voice
(Written by John Shirley; Performed by Trent Westbrook and Wendy Waldeck)
11) Heap, George - Look into your Eyes - song
(Written and Performed by George Heap)
12) Fridley, Joseph - A bit of philosophy - monologue
(Written by Joseph Fridley; Performed by Trent Westbrook, drumming by George Heap)
13) Bradford, Erik - Burka Sky - song
(Written and Performed by Erik Bradford)
14) Dealers Choice - ?? - two songs, with full band.
(If anyone, or the band, can provide the names of the songs as well as the names of the band members~ that would be great.
Stage Manager - Joseph/trent
Sound - Alex
Lights - Amber

The Door prize for this week was a lovely new toilet brush and plunger set, won by Alex. Next Week is a brand new Dunkin Donuts Mug, still in shrink wrap. Write and perform any piece using htem and you can keep them! Yay!


Wednesday, April 21, 2004 - [TDU Stage]

(The door prize was a mug won by Amber Garrity, this is most likely the last No Shame Theater of this semester, everyone make sure to check out Best of No Shame Theater, April 27th, at Grafton-Stovall, at 9PM)

1) Johnston, Clinton A. - "Parking Lot Attack: A Fox 5 Exclusive" - skit
(Performed by Amber Garrity)
2) Cimino-Hurt, Alex - "The Blues" - song
(Written and Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
3) Waldeck, Wendy - "Me" - monologue
(Written and Performed by Wendy Waldeck)
4) Fridley, Joseph - "Change" - poem
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)
5) Westbrook, Trent - "Trust" - skit
(Written and Performed by Trent Westbrook)
6) Sprole, Samantha - "Ocean of You" - song
(Written and Performed by Samantha Sprole)
7) Ristau, Todd - "$80 a week" - monologue
(Written and Performed by Todd Ristau)
8) Lykins, Brett - "A Goodbye" - monologue
(Written and Performed by Brett Lykins)
9) Tolley, Whitney - "8-15-03" From the Running Journal - monologue
(Written and Performed by Whitney Tolley)
10) James, Joshua - "In Honor of Beer" - monologue
(Performed by Alex Cimino-Hurt)
11) Fridley, Joseph - "A Feeling" - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)

Best of No Shame
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
- [Grafton-Stovall Theater]
9:00 p.m.

JMU's first BONS! Show starts at nine, and it's FREE. how much is it? it's FREE! A Sampling of the best NOShame pieces of the past two semesters.

1. Heap - Kate and Rory
2. Meador - Marie
3. Waldeck - Dear Me
4. Brown - Wait and See
5. Westbrook - Not Coming Back
6. Kim - Haiku I Wrote While Sitting In Class
7. Cimino Hurt - Poems
8. Meador - My Megan
9. Fleming - Broken
10. Fridley - McDonald's Monologues
11. Garrity - Green Hat
12. Charre - Blue Eyed Paradise Parasite
13. Ristau - the green man
14. Larson - You're eyes
15. Cimino Hurt - DAAAMMMNNN!
16. Westbrook - Time Served
17. Garrity - Instant Messenger
18. Waldeck - Voices
19. Fridley - 21 Theses
20. Kim - Please Don't Puke on Me

Wednesday, April 28, 2004 - [TDU Stage]

This has been a great year for JMU No Shame and I can't wait till next semester ---Joe

1) Sprole, Samantha - Daddy - monologue
(Written and Performed by Samantha Sprole)

2) Heap, George - The English Song - song
(Written and Performed by George Heap)

3) Hall, Jessica - One Wish - monologue
(Written and Performed by Jessica Hall)

4) Hickinbotham, Daniel - The Whiskey - song
(Written and Performed by Daniel Hickinbotham)

5) Sprole, Samantha - Naked - song
(Written and Performed by Samantha Sprole)

6) Westbrook, Trent - A Poem For Anne - poem
(Written by Trent Westbrook and Performed by Trent Westbrook and Samantha Sprole)

7) Heap, George - Ross Copperman - song
(Written by George Heap and Performed by George Heap and Shandan Collins)

8) Fridley, Joseph - Diary of an Assassin: It's My Birthday - monologue
(Written and Performed by Joseph Fridley)

9) Hickinbotham, Daniel - Little Angel - song
(Written and Performed by Daniel Hickinbotham)


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