Time: Tue, 11-Jul-2000 00:56:15 GMT     IP: 152.163.213.61

"SATURDAY NIGHT"
Back from Java House
It's already past midnight
Feeling mighty pooped

"WRITERS BLOCK"
Should spend time writing
But History Channel calls 
Ancient tombs exposed

"GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT"
Work less than a corpse
Look for job by wishing hard
Am I bitter? Nah.

"DATING"
Ex and I had talk
Should not have drunk so much beer
Made her look pretty

"HOMEWARD"
When I move back home
My sex life will be decreased
Oh wait...never mind

"LAST NIGHT A TV SAVED MY LIFE"
Any show will do
Distracts me from my sad life
Wish A-Team was on



kill me

Time: Tue, 11-Jul-2000 23:13:40 GMT     IP: 152.163.204.9

Well - my summer has consisted of three things, mainly.
1.  Weddings.  I've been to 3 and have 2 more to attend before 
returning to IC in August.  By then I will have cut enough cakes 
and handed out enough programs with bows and cursive writing on 
them and done the chicken dance in cooky pastel dresses enough 
times to consider myself a professional.  Need a wedding guest?  
I'm game.  I specialize in throwing rice or birdseed or blowing 
bubbles in the faces of the lucky couple, entertaining 
distraught ring-bearers who don't understand why they can't take 
off their monkey suits, fixing the $40 hairdos of 4-year-old 
flower girls, and dancing with drunken groomsmen.  Many, many 
drunken groomsmen.
2.  Driving to Weddings.  Clear across Hell.....I mean the 
Midwest.  Remember when gas was $1.19/gallon and we thought it 
was expensive?
3.  Trying on dresses for weddings, but not wedding 
dresses.  "No, that yellow is a little too bright.  Try this one 
instead."....."Oh - Jessie, we can see your tattoo in that 
dress.  You'll have to get a different one."....."Oh I just LOVE 
coral.  It's such a bright, happy color!"....."You know, (insert 
color of dress for choice wedding here) is REALLY your color!  
It brings out your eyes."

Weddings are beautiful.  Just beautiful.  Does anyone have a 
tissue?  "I do."
The Seemingly-Eternal Maid of Matrimony
-Jessica

Time: Sat, 15-Jul-2000 17:33:35 GMT     IP: 205.160.208.108

this summer i have been drowning in a movie project. mark hansen 
and 9 wrote a screenplay, briana sprecher is our director of 
photographer....and weve got a cast of around 25....the screening 
of this luscious film, "KARAOKE NIGHTS", will be next monday 
night. july 17th at 8:00 pm in the auditorium of becker 
communications building.

be there and ou may win the chance to back the funding for our 
winter 2001 project (THE BROTHERS ASKEW, due out in early spring 
2001)

also keep your eyes out for TEENSAC, an epic struggle between 
teens and sacs.  this film not yet rated.

gotta finish editing our movie....i hope your all rotting in hell 
right now, you miserable sacs of teen.

im kidding of course.

a horse is a horse.

of course.

of course.

-marry me

Time: Fri, 21-Jul-2000 06:39:21 GMT     IP: 216.41.49.44

Well, I was a-sitting here in Boston, and I made a web site.  
Yeah, big deal.  Well, it is to you.  Yes, to you it is.  To 
YOU!!  Hah!  Now you will go to angelfire.com/in2/tomatoman.  
You love it.  You love the pee drip dripping on your house and 
down your windows (see subject).  It is like rain, but it is 
not.  You so fooled.  Now go.  And go.  And go.
I love me to you.
All of me, you.
Yes.
What is going on with that hair?
Hi, Nick.
--Al

Time: Fri, 28-Jul-2000 20:06:37 GMT     IP: 63.253.70.7

just who is this Charles Lindbergh fucker anyway? when he dies, 
I'll piss on his grave, that I can tell you!

damn.