No Shame Theatre Archives (2000-2001)

KEY:
Author(s) - Title (Performers, if known)

1. Numbered entries indicate the piece's position in the order.
   

• Bulleted entries - the exact order is unknown.
  

1. Jamal River - The Wizard of Loneliness
   
2. John "You Dirty--Bastards!" Hague - The Audition Piece
   
3. Willie Barbour - Sushi
   
4. Nozebone the Band featuring Bob-Ghengis Kahn and Maxine of Ark - Nozebone the Band
   
5. "Mose Hayward" aka Alyssa J. Bowman - Burgertime
   
6. Mark Hansen - Slurry Walls
   
7. Mike Cassady - Ouch! There's a Gorilla in My Ass!! or Ouch in My Ass!! There's a Gorilla!!
   
8. Arlen Lawson - Elephant Memory and Cauliflower Ear
   

   (performed by Chris Stangl and Arlen Lawson)
   

9. Al Angel and The Seven Silly Cerebellums - Give Your Dead Baby to Kyle Lang and He Will Eat It The Saga of Karen
   
10. Aprille Clarke - More To Love
    
11. Neil "Balls" Campbell - Honey Down the Drain
    
12. Christopher Okiishi - A Letter Of Apology
    
13. Chris Stangl - The Jumping Bean Wedding
    

1) Kyle Lange - "Stay out the Bushes" and Other Catchy Political Phrases
2) Willie Barbour - Tingly Wingly Twirls and Pearls
3) Al "Friskee = Bad" Angel - Suck Shit and Farts Outta My Ass--Your Fucking Uterus--You Stupid Bitch, Friskee, Die, Fucker, Die, Die, Die.
4) Mike Cassady - Come to No Shame Theatre and See Antics Like These (TM)
5) Nozebone the Band w/ Bob Genghis Kahn, Maxine of Ark and the Duke of Ted - Widower Moon! The Dance Craze That's Sweeping My Bedroom!
6) Tommy and Spencer - Pants: The Musical
7) Sean Johnston - Putting It Off
8) Aprille Clarke (accompanied by Elton) - Pinker Than a Baby's Butt When the Baby Has a Mild Case of Diaper Rash
9) Arlen Lawson - Homemade Surgery
10) Alyssa Bowman and Jamal River - Duck Hunt
11) Chris Stangl - The Romantics
11.5) Pookman - Nursery Rhyme Preacher
12) Neil "Balls" Campbell - erlenmeyer
13) Christopher Okiishi - Come Again?
14) Aaron Galbraith - Buffalo Chips Ahoy!
15) Chris Stangl - Twenty Five Cents

1. Willie Barbour - LA nights in almost white satin

(W. Barbour. Unmetered, rhyming, seriocomic poem re: sex, drugs, redemption.)

1.5. Brad "Juggly" Adita "Harris" - Surprise!

(B. Adita juggles balls, walks tightrope, audience goes "apeshit".)

2. Kyle Lange - Argg!

(K. Lange. Outmoded, frustrated pirate voices complaint in comic monologue form.)

3. Neil Van Gorder - The Creation of Culture by 1979 Computer Programmers Through A Moving Yellow Dot and his Enemies Pinky, Blinky, Kinky, and Sue. Also an envious Ape.

(C. Sobbing, N. Van Gorder, J. River, A. Galbraith, J.J. Lawson, B. Campbell, others. Live-action sketch comedy enactment of "Pac Man" videogame, with murderous twist.)

4. JP - PICK UP STICKS

("JP"[?]. Character monologia concerning lawnmowing mishap.)

5. Nozebone the Band - I Wanna Be a Rock & Roll Band

(Nozebone [M. Hansen, N. Clark]. Musical performance.)

6. Kehry Lane - Maybe Grandma was the Big Bad Wolf

(K. Lane, C. Sobbing, M. Cassady, A. Galbraith. "Grandma was... a narcoleptic nymphomaniac" in antic and oddly affecting sketch.)

7. Alyssa Bowman - Why I Like Mose or Dudes With Attitude

(N. "B." Campbell. Fellow accidentally drowns Mose Hayward in bathtub in comical monologue.)

8. Al "Arlen=Roomate" Angel - A Bottle Up Kyle Lang's* Ass: my legacy

(A. Angel, M. Hansen, B. Smith, N/B. Campbell. Despite oralsexing Boy Scouts, test tube babies, "DJ Phatty" cannot guess The Secret in sketch of comical nature.)

9. "The Arkham Brothers" - Ode to a Headless Thompson Gunner or Drugs, yes?

(cast of dozen lights 76 cent lighters for length of song in haunting, comic piece.)

10. Jamal River - The Castle of Pain

(J. River plays his song "Leave me Alone")

11. Arlen Lawson - What Became of Tom Thumb?

(AJJ. Lawson. Three point comical monologue tale concerning a flaming old woman, a "ridiculously well hung yellow midget" made of wax, and "Born in East LA".)

12. Neil "Balls" Campbell - THIS IS YOU

(N. Campbell. Tear-away sheet non sequitur monologue becomes gradually touching/ comical. Topics: blood poisoning, deaf mutes, corn chips, obsessive love.)

13. Thomas Kovacs - Melancholy Monday Morning

(T. Kovacs. 18 stanza rhyming poem of working lad's thwarted quest for "coff-EE". Allusions to Poe's "Raven")

14. "The Arkham Brothers" - One Reason Why My Girlfriend Doesn't Think No Shame Is Funny or Pat Robertson, Please Save Us

("Arkham Brothers". Straight-up comedy sketch tale of conflict over esoterica of Dungeons -&- Dragons. Art by J. Easley)

15. Chris Stangl - Where Were You When JFK's Head Exploded?

(C. Stangl. Dr. C. Crenshaw describes inadvertant violation/ reanimation of JFK's fresh corpse interspersed with an Oswald- sympathetic variation on old Zen riddle. Monologic/Comedic.)

1. JP - Customer Service

(that guy JP doing that thing with his fake weiner hanging out like he was some sort of corporate trainer at NCS)

2. Mike Cassady - Equus 2.0

(Horse/Redneck thing. Aaron "Stubble" Galbraith wears no Underpants for this Monologue I did like this. Mostly. Rachel (the wife) looked just right in the part except she giggled a few times. Ben Schmidt being a horse and not doing a damn thing for 5 mins. hehehe)

2.5. Chris Stangl - Dr. Comedy's Diagnosis? Human Misery!

(Chris and Arlen like a psychiatrist and patient.)

3. Don Deeley - Arron

(Sexy Pants and why you Love Them Very much.)

4. Nozebone the Band - Co-Dependent/Divorce Song

(Nozebone: wrocked!)

5. Aprille Clarke - Taco-Snacking, Basic Cable Version

(A. Clarke: LesBeDazzler thing. I love sequins and my daughter is lesbian, but I'm not, and also I am a Jew)

6. Alyssa Bowman - Doctor Mario!

(Alyssa's thing with the old man and Chris running around wildly: Mike Cassady wears a cowboy Hat Mad-cap hilarity.)

7. Boris - The Death of a Salesman

(I worked as a telemarketer monologue)

8. Al Angel - FACE: A 3-Minute Play for Joanna and Her Friend

(the one about Arlen's face cancer. This is the best thing I have ever seen by Al Angel. Cancer is so funny! I could not stop laughing when my mom had it! Great performances by all. Kiss broken by page turn so funny.)

9. Thomas Kovacs - The Miserable Tale of Duct Tape Man

(I am not E. A. Poe: I am, instead, a worm man. For all of the obvious preparation (all the tape application and removal it must have required.) and sitting through an entire show like that, it made me sad that this was not better.)

10. Ben Schmidt - Next to You

(when ben sings songs i pretend he wrote them about me. i realize he probably didn't, but it makes it more fun. this was another such example. craftily written, pretty guitar as always, and with some snappy bounce bounce bounce.)

11. Arlen Lawson - Walking in the Eating Paste Place

(performed by Arlen Lawson, Chris Stangl, Neil Campbell)

12. Neil "Balls" Campbell - Necktie Sinclair

(N. B. Campbell: We hang a little boy who falls in a tub of Acid and then the fun begins Mike's delivery was some freezer-cool shit. The mono itself was good, although a bit expected (when there's a big tub fulla LSD, somebody is gonna fall in). Mike was so fucking cool I wanted to kiss him just for reading this. And I won't tell you if I did or not. --Mike Cassidy delivers a monologue by someone else: horrifying yet beautiful; great, subtle facial expressions by Cassidy along the lines of Greta Garbo (who is also my girlfriend). the image of the poor fat kid falling in the bathtub full of acid was just wonderful.)

13. Daniel Andrlik - Facing My Fears

(monologue about getting hit by lightning on a dance floor while you fall in love)

14. Aaron Galbraith - Wrap That Rascal

(Love and pneumatic Nail Gun. This is the best thing Stub. has ever written that I have ever seen. Good swift reading by Balls. I liked how the sentiment was added without sacrificing the crazy humor that makes Stub. fun to see (or have read by Balls, in this case). --i enjoyed the internal rhymes and breakneck speed.)

15. Allison Hetley and Beth Meiers - Getting it On

(lesbian innuendoes)

16. Chris Stangl - The Joshuas Needed A Fence

(How to buy a fence so that you may grow some hair.--Chris's monologue: oooh retarded children are so funny, especially if they're only mildly retarded so they seem almost like everyone else but not quite. the mouth-ful of AIDS girl cracked me up...lots of wacky images, i liked how it was mostly delivered with the audience viewing Chris's profile.)

1. Jamal River - "Hammin'" It Up on A Side of "Wry"ness

(A skit about Toby and Hastapasta. Featuring the little men who live in one's eyes and tourette's.)

2. Al Angel - Music is Like My Butt-Hole: Large and in Charge by Kyle Lang. A Song by Al Angel

(A song really called "I like you a lot." Played while wearing a sick-ass g'n'f'n'r shirt. W/o sleeves, of course.)

3.Adam Burton and Chris Okiishi - Advancement by Entropy

(A man goes in for an interview, and by waiting an oh so very long time manages to end up running the company.)

4. Alyssa Bowman - James Pond

(Skit about how a fella kills Bill Murray, who turns out to be a dog. Violence!)

5. Almost Nozebone the Band - Honeybee

(A song by Nick Clark about picnicking and bees. Sung by Nick and Ryan Greenlaw.)

5.5. Steven Slye and Ben Heinen - Did You Know That It Is Homecoming Weekend?

(Two guys slap the shit out of each other to the squealing delight of the audience. For real.)

6. Aprille Clarke - Why I Hate the French and All Doctors Except Chris Okiishi

(Monologue with detailed references to the act of cutting up pregnant women in what sounded to me like a not-very-surgical fashion. But then, I'm not a doctor.)

7. Spencer Griffin - Two Gentlemen of Twelth Night

(A sketch about a date. And then one of the guys "breaks character" and tries to convince the other to come out. Metatheatrically ensues and they leave and miss out on the rest of the show.)

8. Ben Schmidt - Passion

(A funky song about fucking.)

8.5. Ryan Greenlaw - Jumpin' Jack Flash Has Gas, Gas, Gas

(A stand-up comedy-type monologue delivered with classic Greenlaw flare. References to an automobile made out of a for real working oven and a fight for the title of the prettiest person.)

9. Mike Cassady - This Monologue Does Not Love You

(My mother is a whore and my dog is dead. Jar Jar Lawson reads a monologue about the two aforementioned subjects.)

10. Christopher Okiishi - Faithless: A Response to Neil LaBute's A Gaggle of Saints

(A response to a play in New York. Monologue about the joy of human contact and the attempt to make the world beautiful in the moments before one's death.)

11.5 Chris Stangl - The Fight

(A raucous skit feature not only the term, but the actual on stage representation of the term "ball fight")

12. Neil "Balls" Campbell - Cary and Me

(Warner Bros., 1941. Cary Grant refuses to play Sgt. Yorke in favor of dressing in drag. Also everyone engages in lots of "dick sex")

13. Paul Rust - All My Friends Have Been on the Covers of Entertainment Weekly

(A mono about how cool his friends are, and how they are like movie stars.)

14. Julia Wilder - I'll Take Spartacus Over Gladiator Any Day

(Julia Wilder is better than you because she knows Latin. Also, she spits in Aprille Clarke's drink, who subsequently throws said drink all over poor Julia.)

15. Thomas Kovacs - A Short Draft About BEER

(Man tells woman about all the beer he has and all the ways one can drink it. Woman tells Man she'd like to go to the bathroom (or "washroom" in Canada))

16. Chris Stangl - Circus Fun

(Monologue from the standpoint of a father whose son, "Chris," loves Circus Fun cereal; a relationship that drives the father "up" a wall of some sort.)

1. Ryan Greenlaw - The Singing Doctor

(performed by R. Greenlaw, M. Hansen)
[Comedy sketch delivering what title promises.]

2. Greg Mitchell - What Kind of Job Is It?

(performed by G. Mitchell, ?)
[Trainee unwilling to fellate office manager on demand in comedy sketch.]

3. Chris Stangl - Kissing Booth

(performed by A. Lawson, C. Stangl)
[Comedy sketch. Arlen ostracized for eating bowl of semen with bare hands.]

4. Dan Fairchild - Dan's First Skit

(performed by D. Fairchild, JJ Lawson)
[Comical situation for sketch: Dan is so nervous that Arlen must perform his monologue. Subject: Dan's "cock."]

5. Mark J. Hansen - Sweeney Todd Bass: The Willie Barbour of Chew Street

(performed by M. Hansen)
["Stupid" military general explains airborne warfare. Comicish monologuish.]

6. Al Angel and Alyssa Bowman - Face OFF! Or Jesus Christ! What's that on the Cross?! Or What's That on the Cross?! Jesus Christ!! a Collaboration of Fun

(performed by N. Campbell, M. Cassady, A. Lawson)
[Dead-Puppy and Face-Rot ruminate on love letters and Arlen Lawson in comic sketch.]

7. Nozebone the band - Dragonflies

(performed by N. Clark, M. Hansen, W. Barbour)
[Musical dirge re: drunken frat boys, date rape, entomological metaphors.]

8. Arlen "Jar Jar" Lawson - Frank the Dentist

(performed by AJJ. Lawson)
[What became of Frank? He played solitaire, died in cave- in. Comic monologue.]

9. Paul Rust - Jesus Christ, Mickey Mouse, and You

(performed by P. Rust)
[Christian watchdog group leader expounds on above topics in monologue format, comic style.]

10. Brandon Peterson - I Hate That Damn Raccoon

(performed by B. Peterson)
[Slovenly drunken young fellow seeks love via video dating service. Comedy monologue.]

11. Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Tanaki Presentation

(performed by NB. Cambpell)
[Clumsy, silly businessman's comedy monologue on personal life becomes suddenly wrought with tragedy, personal frustration.]

12. Brad Smith - Two Monologues

(performed by B. Smith)
[Two monologues, one prose snippet, dramatic: ?/description of scummy man/ boy anticipates beating for wilted lettuce.]

13. Willie Barbour - Life Factors

(performed by W. Barbour)
[Life as Pla-Doh Fun Factory, beauty smashed to shit. Sex, food, poetic monologue.]

14. Aaron and Neil - S'ghetti meets Balls

(performed by NB. Campbell, A. Galbraith)
[Two men writhe in spaghetti/ make out while spouting pseudo-Shakespearean non sequiturs. Horror-comedy sketch.]

15. Chris Stangl - The Monster's Head

(performed by C. Stangl)
[Meeting between cop and criminal in diner/ story of Oliver Cromwell's head illustrate nature of chance in dual- layered dramatic/ educational/ metaphysic monologue.]

Guy throws up Mexican food.

Announcements/ Order: Neil "Balls" Campbell, Chris Stangl

1. Chris Stangl - Take Two Strychnines and Don't Call me In The Morning

(Performed by C. Stangl, J. J. Lawson)
[Fatal disease nursed with liquor. Comedy sketch.]

2. Don Deeley - Cookie

(D. Deeley)
[Giant cookie blocks out sun. Prop comedy routine.]

3. Arlen Lawson - The Flapper & The Clown Pt. I: The Clown in Montana; A Serial Monologue

(A. Lawson)
[Bloody-armed clown frightens man into building doghouse. Comedy monologue.]

4. Nozebone the Band - Umbrella

(N. Clark, M. Hansen)
[Meditation on symbolic properties of borrowed umbrella. Song.]

5. Alex Kipp - How Do You Fuck The World?

(A. Kipp)
[Alex has difficulty writing suicide note, because everything is horrible. Dramatic monologue.]

5.5 JP - The Quarry Men From Kankatee

("JP")
[Tale of football hero "with the wounded knee." Comedy song.]

6. Tom Kovacs and Sam Negron - Brotherly Love

(T. Kovacs, S. Negron)
[Nerd brother, "jackass" brother relate experiences of a wild party. Comedy sketch.]

7. Alyssa Bowman - The Legend of Zelda (was taken from my house by Mose's little brother, Louie Hayward)

(A. Lawson, N. Campbell, C. Stangl)
[Can X (with dead, puppet mother) pee on E, or will K do the butt dance some more? Comedy sketch.]

8. Mark J. Hansen - Glengarry Glenn Close

(M. Hansen, R. Greenlaw)
[Boy and father argue over parentage, ice cream. Comedy sketch.]

9. Brad Smith - Fly

(A. Lawson, Courtney Clonch)
[Woman taunts flies, man desires woman. Seriocomic scene.]

10. Benjamin Heinen and Steven Slye - I Am Announcer Man

(I do not know who performed this, presumably Heinen and Slye were involved)
[Hick Man, Audience Man, Straight Man and Theatre Man battle it out. Comedy sketch.]

11. Al Angel - Love in the world as it appears to me in a hospital and in Lou Henri's on a Friday morning after I had a dream about being beaten up by a swat team. A present for Joanna and Troy.

(A. Angel)
[Man may, may not be in love, sets woman on fire, at her request. Seriocomic monologue.]

12. Dan Fairchild - Mr. Rogers Is A Whore

(D. Fairchild)
[Dan stripteases to boxers, rails about Fred Rogers' "hairy ape tits." Comedy monologue.]

13. King Toad [J. River] - Underwater

(performed by Fly Paper [J. River, A. Angel, M. Hansen])
[Secretly, man is fucked up in brain, and if you tell him otherwise, he wants to kill you... even more! Song.]

14. Neil "Balls" Campbell - Jungle Madness

(N.B.Campbell)
[Caricaturist deported to jungle, where he marries ape. Comedy monologue.]

15. Chris Stangl - Jelly Stories

(C. Stangl)
[Five men tell mysterious, horror tales about jellies destroying their lives. Comedy monologue.]

1. Kyle Long - Kyle Long in `Newbie's First Sketch'

(performed by K. Long.)
[Comic monologue. Though NST causes ass- itch, newcomer performs to win bet.]

2. Paul Rust - Uncle Petey's Goodtime Jolly Hour

(P. Rust.)
[Comic monologue. Kiddie show host jokes with sock puppet about pedophilia.]

3. Joe Brokken - How to Rool a Joint. With Mic Chicken fucker brought to you by Pecker Power Mic Chicken fucker the cock you can trust.

(J. Brokken.)
[Comic monologue. Giant chicken expounds on Gungan blowjobs, voodoo-exploded penises, while preparing oversized marijuana cigarette.]

4. Al "Red Fuck" Angel - The Death of Jar Jar Lawson

(J. River, N. Campbell.)
[Comedy sketch. Romance between Joe and a Wilukazeetibeest disrupted by Ashley Fartsmeller.]

4.5 Arlen Lawson - The Flapper & The Clown Pt. II: A Dream Island; A Serial Monologue

(A. Lawson.)
[Comic/horrific monologue. After toiling on mysterious doghouse, dead flapper emerges from same, dances "zombie Charleston."]

5. Nozebone the Band - Windshield

(N. Clark, M. Hansen.)
[Song. Voyeuristic male gaze through windshield deflected by power of love.]

6. Aprille Clarke - Show Me Your Big, Fat, Floppy Tits

(A. Clarke, B. Smith.)
[Comedy sketch. Sub-Saharan African child sabotages Christian Children's Fund advert via naïve cannibalism.]

7. Jamal River - Flippin' The Grandma Switch

(J. River, A. Lawson.)
[Comedy sketch/ monologue. Boy reminisces about burying grandmother alive, fantasizes about collegiate scrotum-eating monkey.]

7.5 Chris Stangl - A Birthday Present

(A. Lawson, C. Stangl.)
[Comedy sketch. Awful gift fails to cure human misery.]

8. Thomas Kovacs - Tracking Down Virgel the Giant Castrated Grizzly Bear, Who Escaped from the Boulder Valley Circus

(T. Kovacs, S. Negron, plus two.)
[Comedy sketch. Stalking of legendary bear, who sounds like Whitney Houston.]

9. Ben Schmidt - Sweet William

(B. Schmidt.)
[Song. Schimdt-style reworking of classic folk song.]

10. Dan Fairchild - Someday I Will Steal Chris Stangl's Seat

(D. Fairchild.)
[Comic monologue. Why Stangl is variously a "fucking dictator," "paying women to fuck him," and "God."]

11. Noah Schaffer - Intermission: Riddle of the Sphinx

(N. Schaffer.)
[Guided imagery monologue. Sensory tour via food imagery in the dark.]

12. Benjamin Hymen, Steven Slye, and Alexxx - Alex (with 3 x's) -&- a Horse's Cock

(B. Hymen, S. Slye, plus two.)
[Comedy sketch. Mangina Man, Penis Man, Scientist Man and Woman Man argue over "gross"ness of manginas.]

13. Neil "Balls Campbell" - The Tale of the Disappearing Farmer

(N. Campbell.)
[Investigative monologue. Some seven characters give oral impressions of creepy, unexplained title occurrence.]

14. Willie Barbour - Fingernail Polish

(W. Barbour.)
[Comic monologue. Repeated testosterone surges/ requests to see woman's breasts leads to messy assault with lavender polish.]

15. Chris Stangl - Needlepoint

(C. Stangl, N. Campbell, A. Clarke.)
[Comic monologues. Folk ghost story, PTA speech on Halloween safety, boy's school report gradually intertwine in Halloween mayhem.]

[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Chris Stangl]

1. Jason "the Ass-Champ" - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
   

   (Jason the Ass-Chimp [?])
   ["Bush" and "Dick" not just presidential ticket but sexual innuendo; stand-up comedy]
   

2. Chris Stangl - Separating the Cowboys from the Cowmen
   

   (Lawson, Stangl)
   ["Goofy" cowboys turn to "firewater" for solace; comedy sketch]
   

3. Kevin Swatek - A Cup of Coffee
   

   (Swatek [?])
   [construction worker relates act of heroism, subsequent fame to wife; character monologue]
   

4. Mike Cassady - The Day Carl Sagan Stuffed The Earth Into His Asshole
   

   (Okiishi, Campbell)
   [sadistic, hypermasculine Dr. Sagan disappointed in "fat" son; comedy sketch]
   

5. Paul Rust - The Other Face on the Milk Carton
   

   (Rust, Michelle Thompson, Campbell)
   [missing persons report filed on "Judy Winslow from Family Matters"; comedy sketch]
   

6. Nozebone the Band - No Pressure, No Pain
   

   (Hansen, Clark, B. Smith)
   [soothing, so soothing... to be away from you; song]
   

7. Al Angel - For the Love of Kim Marra
   

   (Angel)
   [spurned man gouges out eyes of love object; comedic monologue]
   

8. Chris Okiishi - To Answer Your Question, Since You've Asked
   

   (Okiishi)
   [the cycles of matter, living tissue, and romantic disappointment; scientific-comedic monologue]
   

9. Dan Fairchild - Man of Action
   

   (Fairchild, Katherine Brown)
   [man wants woman, man rants re: sex appeal of women; monologue]
   

10. Alyssa Bowman - You Never Forget an Elephant
    

    (Cassady, Hansen, Lawson)
    [big fight over book herpes and Todd for president!; comedy sketch]
    

11. Arlen Lawson - The Flapper and the Clown Pt. III: Artificial Heart. A Serial Monologue
    

    (Lawson)
    [plot repeatedly twisted as man tussles with insanity in time-travelling, clown-hallucinating speakeasy-busting conclusion; comedic horror monologue]
    

12. Alexxx, Steven Slye, and Ben Hymen - Straightman Stands Tall Straightman Conquers All
    

    (Alexxx, Slye, Hymen, ?, Skipper ?)
    [awful standup comedian gets comeuppance by deranged homosexual sailor; comedy sketch]
    

13. Mike Ioriatti - A Piece of Mind
    

    (Irtotti)
    [five-minute snare drum solo]
    

14. Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Newest Orphan
    

    (Campbell)
    [recent orphan upset about abandoned pet cat, befriends urine-soaked "Rickety Mop"; comedy monologue]
    

15. Chris Stangl - Winona; an autobiography
    

    (Stangl)
    [Winona Ryder and Chris Stangl meditate in "true stories" on celebrity, love, devotion, citrus; "romantic" monologue.]
    

    
    

1. Chris Stangl - The 80 Proof Lysistrata

(C. Stangl, Arlen Lawson)
[C drinks a lot of rum; comedy sketch]

2. Brandon Peterson - Hello, My Name Is Buzzer

(B. Peterson)
[B talks from behind the curtain as if he is a Pez dispenser; comedic monologue]

3. Paul Rust - Your Permanent Record

(P. Rust)
[P, as an admissions adviser to a university, admonishes a half-assed gunboy; comedic/character monologue]

4. Nozebone the Band - Bicycle Song

(M. Hansen and N. Clark)
[they play musical instruments and sing musical words about bicycles; musical song]

5. Joe Brokken - Pee

(J. Brokken)
[J describes the results of different things happening with pee--blue, cocaine, etc.; comedic monologue]

6. Aprille Clarke - A Thousand Points of White

(A. Clarke)
[A applies for a job for President-Elect/white supremecist Bush; comedic/character monolgue]

7. Al Angel - Dan Brooks is Dead: A Five-Minute Exposé

(C. Stangl and N"B". Campbell)
[C and N"B" repeat the same 3 lines about butts/faces with varying actions--comedy sketch]

8. Markus Jerome Hansen - Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Burger

(M. Hansen)
[M talks about learning to love himself due to common interests--comedic/character monologue]

9. Drew Drescher - Hammy the Gerbil or How I ruined my ex-best friend's wedding night

(D. Drescher)
[D describes how he trained animals to speak dead languages and included the phrase "fire crotch;" comedic/character monologue]

10. Thomas Kovacs - If the Wooden Teeth Could Speak

(T. Kovaks, N"B". Campbell, A. Galbraith)
[T ponders the role of George Washington on our currency and our lives; N"B" and A fight each other; comedic monologue/comedy sketch]

11. Dan Fairchild - The Rubber Butcher

(D. Fairchild)
[D. hacks up a stuffed animal and expresses his frustration over the butchery industry; comedic/character monologue]

12. Sam "The Jackass" Negron - The Time I Was in Heaven

(S."TJ" Negron)
[S."TJ." enjoys sex, meat, and sometimes movies, with varying levels of success; comedic monologue]

12.5 Christopher Okiishi - Games

(C. Okiishi)
[C. ruminates on the significance of working too hard to please others and avoid disappointing them through CD's, porn, and children's games; comedic/dramatic monologue]

13. Benjamin Heinen, Steven Slye, and Alexxx - Crescendo

(B. Heinen, S. Slye, A3x, P. Kanwar, L. Viner, J. Walton)
[chess, violin, screaming man, child wants TV; multimedia comedy sketch...i think]

14. Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Deconstructionist Act

(N"B" Campbell, M. Hansen, A. Galbraith, Arlen Lawson, Mike Cassady)
[N"B" hates his father and hopes to make his father hate him, M. ate a cat, A. is a snuggly kitty who claws people; comedic/character monologue/comedy sketch]

15. Chris Stangl - O Sing -&- I Will Rise to Follow

(C. Stangl)
[man gets head stuck under garage and learns the true meaning of friendship, nearly stabs self with vegetable peeler; comedic/ dramatic/character monologue]

1) Neil Van Gorder - The Carbohydrate Cowboy!! How to Turn Dried Food Products Into Snazzy Get-Up!

(N. Van Gorder)
[while wearing bagel suit, N. shows slide show depicting production of said suit--monologue]

2) Paul Rust - Damn, baby! What’d you do to your hair? Orlando, you like it? It’s Autumn Sunrise

(P. Rust)
[P talks about stuff that descends in coherence as he pees himself--horro-comic monolgue]

3) Thomas Kovacs - The Best Actor I'll Never Again See

(T. Kovacs)
[T talks about a kid he saw die onstage during a skit at camp--dramatic monologue]

4) NOZEBONE THE BAND!!! - Last Christmas

(N. Clark, M. Hansen, B. Smith)
[in a musical number, N and B provide music while M sings music out his mouth--included the vaguely familiar line "Everything's suicide in high school" or something similar]

5) Chris Okiishi - Banter

(C. Okiishi, A. Burton, M. Cassady)
[fast-paced sex-relationship-rejection-constipation between a couple and their single friend--comedy sketch]

5.5) Chris Stangl - Regarding Your Mother's Weight

(C. Stangl, A. Lawson)
[in a battle of wits with the subject of having sex with Chris's obese mother, who's the true winner?--comedy sketch]

6) Aaron "Got No Scrote" Galbraith - Don't Stop or We'll Die!

(Aa. Galbraith, Ap. Clarke, C. Stangl)
[Aa and C make inappropriate jokes as Ap waitresses--comedy sketch]

7) King Toad - Insatiable

(performed by Fly Paper the Band [J. River, A. Angel, M. Hansen])
[musical song with J on vocals and guitar, A on lead guitar, and M on percussion]

8) Aprille Clarke - Tossing Your Christmas Cookies OR: Why Jesus Hates the French

(A. Clarke, N."B." Campbell)
[A is a Mrs. Claus portrayer gone cannibalistic; N "B" gets munched-- comedy sketch]

8.5) Andrea of Mongolia - Attention-Grabbing Statement

(A. of Mongolia)
[brother has sex with frozen cats, sister paints walls with dead babies from the morgue- -comedic monologue]
[actually performed 9th]

9) Iowa Cornfed -&- Company (Not the Violence Guys)!!! - I, the Announce...Me, Who Stands Here Before You...Me, Remembered the First Time that I, the Announce...Jizzumed

(various Violence Guys)
[3 messes of increasing grossness get made, cleaned up, and eaten on stage--comedic performance art...i think]
[actually performed 8.5th]

10) Mike Cassady - 'MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE!' AND OTHER FIVE SYLLABLE PHRASES

(C. Okiishi, P. Rust, N. "B." Campbell)
[C confesses embarrassing situations and elicits audience members to do the same--comedic monologue with pseudo-audience interaction]

11) Tim Busse - The Love Musket

(T. Busse)
[guy, inexplicably wearing a bra, writhes onstage as if being attacked; later explains he has a disorder that makes him think he's being raped--comedic monologue]

12) Dan "Asshole" Fairchild - Without the Dick Jokes There Would Be NO Skit. I'm Not Kidding. If Any Dick Joke Was Thought of in the Writing of This Skit It Was Not Spared the Indignity of Being Included in It. or Nothing New

(D. Fairchild, M. Cassady, N. "B." Campbell)
[through an exchange that involves propositioning unconventional sex acts for money, D is revealed to be a famously skilled sex artist, capable of identifying others of his ilk--comedy sketch]

13) Al Angel - The Death of Allison McCabe: A Public Apology to Allison McCabe

(A. Angel, N. Clark, C. Stangl, A. Lawson, Brad Smith)
[in 5 non-consecutive parts, the actors recount the story and emotions experienced through a relationship with and the eventual death of Allison McCabe--dramatic interweaving monologues]

14) Neil "Balls!" Campbell - Romantic Comedy

(N. "B." Campbell)
[N expresses his love for Danielle through poetry, threats of personal destruction should she reject him, and enthusiastic intonation--comedic monologue]

15) Chris Stangl - Her Haunted Places: a hallucination

(C. Stangl)
[after screaming in the dark, C takes an entire bottle of Kava-Kava during the course of a monologue describing various peoples' story-telling styles--dramatic monologue]

1. Chris Stangl - Comical Sketch on the Topic of Poor Parenting

(performed by Stangl, Lawson)
[family destroyed by pregnancy, reunited by liquor; comedy sketch]

2. Alyssa Bowman - Restaurant Style Tostados

(Cassady, Campbell, Rust)
[Zef is best friends, Janice hates him, Al Gore is not mean; comedy sketch]

3. Willie Barbour - He Woke Up and He Was in Love

(Barbour)
[man battles with libido, fat; dramatic monologue]

3.5. "Arlen Lawson"_ or Chris Stangl, Jamal River, Alyssa Bowman, with music by The A Capella Becks - Having the Mime of Your Life or Aunt Je-Mime-ma

(River, Stangl, audience participation by Ryan Greenlaw)
[two mimes and a truckload of trouble!; mimetic comedy]

4. Al "Tomato Man" Angel - The Exclamation Point That was Shaped Like a Question Mark a song

(performed by Nozebone the Band [Hansen, Clark])
[imaginary forms taken by love in the afflicted brain; song]

5. Markus Markus Hansenfilms, Ltd. - Agnes Moorhead is Not a Euphemism

(Hansen)
[boy loses dad's foot, dog, searches Wall Street for both; comic monologue]

6. Sarah Masengarb - A Monologue

(Masengarb)
[how to find reassurance in even frightening reoccurring dreams; autobiographical monologue]

7. Kyle Lange - A Song ["Hiya Moon"]

(Lange)
[Kyle bids us farewell with upbeat acoustic number; song]

8. Sam Negron and Tom Kovacs - Silence Is Golden- a 90 Second Expose

(Negron; ?; Rust; Kovacs)
[blind man beaten up, dialogue replaced with cue cards; comedy sketch]

8.5 The Violence Guys - What's Your Anti-Drug

(Alexxx, Hienen, Slye)
[Marijuana rips apart lives of homeless man, suit, robber; cautionary comedy sketch]

9. Nozebone the Band - Tommy's Restaurant Tommy's

(performed by King Toad [River])
[the pain of trading sex for sleep; song]

10. Aprille Clarke - Dirty Little Jokes or Why Freud Hates the French

(Greenlaw, Franklin, Clarke)
[French-death car accident interspersed with anatomy gags; comedy sketch]

11. Paul Rust - Crystal Pepsi

(Rust, ?)
[speech on genius of Billy Crystal leads to violence, idiocy; multi-media comedy sketch]

12. King Toad - Distance Traveled is Equal to the Distance Left

(performed by the Tomato Man [Angel])
[it's a long cold road to salvation; song]

13. Merideth Nepstad - A Speech

(Nepstad)
["_all ideas must face scrutiny_ When we cling to our beliefs too tightly, we become blinded"; persuasive speech]

14. Michael "Mike" Cassady and Neil "Balls" Campbell - Wicked Awesome Cool Times

(Campbell, Cassady, Rust, Clarke, Lawson, Hansen)
[Multiple hideous ideas for comedy sketches converge in living nightmare; irri-tainment sketch]

15. Chris Stangl - The Dead and the Weak

(Stangl)
[hideous, incompetent mortician ruins funerals, admires meteor shower; horror-comedy monologue]

1) Alyssa Bowman - You Never Forget An Elephant
2) Willie Barbour - Fingernail Polish
3) Aaron "Got No Scroat" Galbraith - Don't Stop or We'll Die!
4) Mike Cassady - This Monologue Does Not Love You
4.33) Chris Stangl - The Fight
4.66) Nozebone the Band - Co-Dependent/Divorce Song
5) Kehry Lane - Maybe Grandma Was The Big Bad Wolf
6) Ryan Greenlaw - Jumpin' Jack Flash Has Gas, Gas, Gas
7) Paul Rust - All My Friends Have Been on the Covers of Entertainment Weekly
8) Jamal River - This Is The Way We Rock The Fun House of Cool
8.33) Aaron Galbraith and Neil "Balls" Campbell - S'ghetti meets Balls
8.66) Ben Schmidt - Next to You
9) Aprille Clarke - More To Love
10) Arlen Lawson - Elephant Memory and Cauliflower Ear
10.5) Alexxx, Steven Slye, and Benjamin Heinen - Straight Man Stands Tall, Straight Man Conquers All (Version II)
11) Mose Hayward - The Stand Up, The Omelet, The Bike Pump, The Penis
12) Al Angel - FACE: A 3 Minute Play For Joanna and Her Friend (Version II)
13) Chris Okiishi - Faithless: A Reaction to Neil LaBute's "A Gaggle of Saints"
13.5) Jamal River - Underwater
14) Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Newest Orphan
15) Chris Stangl - Kevin Spacey