KEY:
Author(s) - Title (Performers, if known)
1) James Horak - The Things We Do to Each Other
2) Nick "Clark Nick" Clark - Venomous Snakes: An Alphabetic Illustration
3) Adam Hahn - Fellating America for Sustenance
(performed by Adam Hahn with Willie Barbour as the scary old black man and James Erwin as the voice of the revolutionary)4) Ben Schmidt - A Song
5) Mark J. Hansen - Talk Show
6) Arlen Lawson by Has Switching the Title and Author Been Done Before? Yeah? Well, Fuck you. I Hate You . . . Mom.
(performed by Chris Stangl, Mark Hansen, Arlen Lawson, Jamal River, Neil Campbell & Brad W. Smith)7) Willie Barbour - Billy Machine
7.5) Dan Brooks - The Loco Joe's Reason
8) Jonathan "Al Angel" Sawyer - Hugs and Kisses
9) Christopher Okiishi - Rhetorical Demise
10) Jacko - Dead Soldiers
11) Jamal River - Peanut Butter Booger
12) Aaron Galbraith and Kehry Lane - Look! There's a Spider on Your Catch Phrase
13) Michael Rothschild - It's My Life
(performed by Michael Rothschild)14) Mike !Erectile! Cassady and James !Dysfunction! Erwin - This Is The Face of Erectile Dysfunction
(performed by Mike Cassady and James Erwin)15) Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Sketch Where We Play Ourselves
16) Chris Stangl - No Shame
["I am convinced that the Ultimate Purpose of feather dusters is to be wiggled about by the ass of Chris Stangl while he claims to be a finch." -- Nepstad]
1) George Anastasiou - Hallelujah
2) Christopher Okiishi - Nothing to It
3) Arlen and Jamal - The Jiggy Jenga
4) Nick Clark - The Morse Code Bit
5) Julia Wilder - Is This Piece Inappropriate for Something Called No Shame
(performed by Aprille Clarke)6) Kevin Wall - Girl Trouble
7) Aprille Clarke - Why I Hate the French
8) Merideth Nepstad - Chicken Poems
9) Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Stench of Orphans
10) the most excellent Jacko - It's That Lost Dukes of Hazard Episode
11) Kyle Lange - My Response to the One Jack-Ass Who Said I Was Self-Absorbed
12) Al Sawyer (with a few jokes by Cody J. Doran) - I'm about to plagiarize a title, and no one will be able to tell or Crap, did I write that into my title, or did I just think it? or The Grapes of Wrath
13) Jamal River - I Hope This Doesn't Take 5 Minutes
14) Kehry Anson Lane - Volkswagen Beetle Buggery
15) Chris Stangl - A Midsummer Night's Vagina
1) Baker McDonald - I Love Pokemon[According to Jessica Ahrendt, Ben Schmidt also performed a song tonight. Not sure where it falls in the order:]
2) Jamal River - That Funny, Funny, Awful Little Baby
3) YOUR LOVER Nick Clark - Plagiaristic Nut Roll
4) Jessica Ahrendt - Hamsters will Dance and Your Opinion of Me will Fly out the Window
(performed by Jessica Ahrendt)5) Justin Claussen - Barbara's Purple Townhouse
6) J. A. Angel-Sawyer - Tomato
7) James Horak - The Tale of Herman "Fat Man" Parker
7.5) Arlen Lawson - Egg
(performed by Arlen Lawson)8) Zachary Robertson - Reinvention
(performed by Adam Hahn)9) Briana Sprecher - Initial Here: a Twisted Valentine
10) George Anastasiou - Monsters Under My Bed
11) Kyle Lange - Vulnerability: Feelings
12) Alyssa Bowman - The Elitist French Part II: A Summary of Mose Hayward's Six Month Stay in Chile
13) Neil "Balls" Campbell and Mike "?" Cassady - Part Three By Dan Hall
14) Christopher Okiishi - Vacation Diary
15) Chris Stangl - Your Grandparents' Bathroom a valentine card
1) Jamal River - Puncheroo
2) Aprille Clarke - Two Scenes and Two True Stories (Only One of Which Involves Cum)
3) James Horak - Final Score: Vikings 14, Attention Span 0
3.5) Arlen Lawson - The "Archie" Comic Strip From Tues, May 11, 1982 by Bob Montana
(performed by Jamal River and Arlen Lawson)4) Mike Rothschild - How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found
5) Mark J. Hansen - Chixx, Part One: the Furry with the Syringe on Top
(performed by Aprille Clarke, Sheila Franklin, Arlen Lawson, Chris Stangl and Mark Hansen as the silly waiter)6) Kyle Lange - Suzanne and Ben
6.5) Justin Claussen - A Man for All Wymyns
7) Mose Hayward - The Elitist French Pt. III or Why I Hate Duck Costumes
8) Kevin Wall - A Song
9) Nick Clark - The Serious Effects of Human Cruelty on Martha Campign
10) Willie Barbour - Dinner
10.5) Aaron Galbraith - Pore Jud is Daid
11) Danger Brooks - Two Terrible Mistakes from Manhattan
12) Mike Cassady - A Morality Love Song Without a Moral or Firebugs, Eat My Shit
12.5) Johnal Sangel - *stage direction: moon the audience*
13) Chris Stangl - Dead Turtle
14) Justin Rose - Men Without Women
15) Neil "Balls" Campbell - Balls Campbell and the Madcap Mix-Up
1. Jamal River - Frahnglth
(performed by Jamal River, Neil Campbell, Mose Hayward, and Chris Stangl)2. Aprille Clarke - Three Stories Inspired by Daniil Kharms or Why the Russians Hate the French
(performed by Aprille Clarke)3. Ben Schmidt - Song
(performed by Ben Schmidt)4. Sabrina Taylor - The Oreo
(performed by Sabrina Taylor)5. Jonathon Angel - Telephone or Maybe something Else
(performed by Al "Jonathon" Angel, Chris Stangl, Arlen Lawson, Nick Clark, and Mark Hansen)6. Jessica Ahrendt - A Truth about Me
(performed by Jessica Ahrendt)7. Mithter Jameth Horak, Ethquire - Shakespeare: As Chewed, Swallowed, and Pooped Out into the Toilet
(performed by James Horak, James Erwin, Mike Cassady, Aprille Clarke, and Chris Stangl)8. Chris Stangl - Sylvia Plath and the Goofy Gas Leak
(performed by Chris Stangl)9. Mary Fons - The Soup Sketch
(performed by Mary Fons)10. Arlen Lawson - The Windfall Syndrome
(performed by Arlen Lawson)10.5. Adam Hahn - Egg 2.0
(performed by Adam Hahn)11. Will [???] - When a Renowned Poet Was a Lonely Depressed Teenager, He Went by "Angst'on Hughes"
12. Michael Rothschild - Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
(performed by Michael Rothschild, Aprille Clarke, and Neil)13. Mose Hayward - Betty and Immanuel
(performed by Mose Hayward, Jamal River, and Chris Stangl)14.-15. Dan Brooks, Bill Bungeroth, Justin Rose, Kevin Wall - Grace
(performed by Dan Brooks, Bill Bungeroth, Justin Rose, Kevin Wall)
[The piece about blowing out the eggs was really multiple pieces by different authors woven together, two copies turned in, one numbered "14" and the other numbered "15".]
(performed by Kelli Rae Powell)
(performed by Chris Okiishi, Chris Stangl & Aaron Galbraith)
(performed by Zachary Robertson & Merideth Nepstad)
(performed by Jessica Ahrendt)
1) Arlen Lawson and Mark Hansen - Apartment Stoop
2) Josh Vander Ploeg - Acceptance
3) Mose Hayward - The Planet in the Polka-Dot Dress
4) Aprille Clarke - Much Ado About Urine
4.5) Your Mom, Nick Clark - The Recycled Substitute
5) Jamal River - Smackie. Smackie. Smick. Kip.
6) Kevin Fitzpatrick - You Eat Like a Pig. Did You Say Pork?
7) James Horak - I Remember the Events of Darkness or Lunatic Raving #3
8) Ed Irving and Al Angel, without a damn bit of help from John Sawyer - The Masturbation Sketch
9) Kelli Rae Powell - The Falling Song
10) (Neil Van Gorder) White Boy Millionaire Rich Kid Club by former presidential candidate John McCain, (edited by Neil Van Gorder)
11) Julia Wilder - Why I'm Here (and You Should Be Too)
12) Neil "Balls" Campbell - A Bittersweet Winter Night
13) Mark J. Hansen - Better than a Man in that Respect
14) Sheri Rhoades - Beautiful Shock Therapy
15) Chris Stangl - Over In Chinatown
(performed by Dan Brooks, Neil Campbell, Nick Clark, James Erwin, Mark Hansen and Brad Smith)
(performed by Mark Hansen, Aprille Clarke, Mike Cassady)
(performed by Chris Stangl, Kelli Rae Powell, Arlen Lawson)
1) Jamal River - No Shame Theatre Must Die
1.5) Jess Clement - Flying Reptiles
2) Al "Mother Fucking Hazard" Angel - Why Kyle Lang Sucks My Nut: A Tribute to Dan "Danger" "Mother Fucking!!" Brooks
3) Christopher Okiishi - I Like Dick
4) Anwar Williams - Your Night of Fun
5) Jessica Ahrendt - A Sappy Poem-Thang
6) Neil Van Gorder - 4 Out of 5 Masturbation Scenarios Begin with Thoughts of Three Legged Wildebeests
7) Aaron Galbraith - Spoo Story
8) Jason Kollum - Juggling My Balls...
9) Will Howard-McKinney - Seriously...
10) Ryan McLaughlin and Pierre Manukian - A Funky Ass Stray Cat Spanish Groove Thing
10.5) Mose Hayward - The Dissipating Spinal Adhesive of Love Starring Danger Brooks as the Spinal Adhesive
11) Julia Wilder - The 3 AM Inquisition in St. Clementine's Church
12) Arlen Lawson - Flashlight is Here
13) Mose Hayward - Love
14) Neil "Balls" Campbell and Mike "Tittikaka" Cassady - Sixteen Historical Sketches About Dan Brooks and Cats A Farewell to Arms
14.5) Chris Stangl - Dan Brooks a Loch Ness Monster Sighting
15) Michael Rothschild - Theatre Building
16) Danger Brooks - Idea Men
1) Kyle Lange - Vulnerability: Feelings
2) Christopher Okiishi - Love and Other Four-Letter Words
3) Ben Schmidt - A Song
5) Arlen Lawson - Mothers: Can't Live With Them, Can't Achieve Orgasm Without Fantasizing About Them Staring At You
(performed by Neil Campbell, Kelli Rae Powell, Arlen Lawson)6) Mose Hayward - The Fatal Human Gandhi Death Bullet Destroyer
7) Aprille Clarke - Three Stories Inspired by Daniil Kharms or Why the Russians Hate the French
7.5) Mark J. Hansen - Melodica Monologua
8) Merideth Nepstad and Allison McCabe - Girls Who Crave Kant
9) Jamal River - The Worst Thing Ever
10) Aaron Gallbraith and Kehry Lane - Look! There's a Spider on Your Catch Phrase
11) Mike Cassady - Snow in April Means We'll All Die Soon or The Pen is Mightier Than This Poem
12) Chris Stangl - Dead Turtle
12.5) Mary Fons - Soup Sketch
13) James Erwin - Hold Your Applause Until The End
14) Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Secret of the Orb
14.5) Al Angel - The Unbearable Lightness of Being Kyle Lang
15) Dan Brooks - The Loco Joe's Reason
1) Edward "Mark J. Hansen" Albee - The Sketch About the Baby
2) Carolyn Space Jacobson - Call to Arms
(performed by Carolyn Space Jacobson)3) Aaron Galbraith - Fathers' Day Closet
4) Michael Rothschild - I Watch Too Much TV
5) J. C. Luxton - We All Got Busted
6) Jessica Ahrendt - An American Tradition or Use cream and it won't hurt so much!
(performed by Jessica Ahrendt)7) Mose Hayward - The Standup, The Omlette, The Bike Pump, The Penis
9) James Horak - Abbot and Costello Eat Poop with Their Mouths a Play in Five Parts (Fillet Bin Dine Farts?)
10) Arlen Lawson - The Many Lives of Zachary HchMkopstyr
(performed by Arlen Lawson & Chris Stangl)11) Jamal River - This is the Way We Rock The Fun House of Cool
12) Neil "Balls" Campbell - Pee
13) Al Angel - Big Fat Dead Michelle A Romance
14) Jamal who throws rocks at retarded babies - Clumpy Al and Jar O'Jar Jar
15) Chris Stangl - Kevin Spacey
Illegit Summer No Shame
10 p.m., Friday, Canoe House (by Iowa River outside theatre building)
No admission. No lighting. Nothing official ... but the fun! In a bun!
All are welcome.
This will probably be more of an intimate sitting around and reading things rather than a "theatre event."