No Shame Theatre Archives (1999-2000)

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KEY:
Author(s) - Title (Performers, if known)

  1. Numbered entries indicate the piece's position in the order.


FOURTEENTH SEASON - SPRING SEMESTER 2000

Spring 2000 No Shame Theatre Executive Board
Dan Brooks
Chris Okiishi
James Erwin
Kyle Lange
Chris Stangl

Friday, January 28, 2000 - [Theatre B]
1) James Horak - The Things We Do to Each Other
2) Nick "Clark Nick" Clark - Venomous Snakes: An Alphabetic Illustration
3) Adam Hahn - Fellating America for Sustenance
(performed by Adam Hahn with Willie Barbour as the scary old black man and James Erwin as the voice of the revolutionary)
4) Ben Schmidt - A Song
5) Mark J. Hansen - Talk Show
6) Arlen Lawson by Has Switching the Title and Author Been Done Before? Yeah? Well, Fuck you. I Hate You . . . Mom.
(performed by Chris Stangl, Mark Hansen, Arlen Lawson, Jamal River, Neil Campbell & Brad W. Smith)
7) Willie Barbour - Billy Machine
7.5) Dan Brooks - The Loco Joe's Reason
8) Jonathan "Al Angel" Sawyer - Hugs and Kisses
9) Christopher Okiishi - Rhetorical Demise
10) Jacko - Dead Soldiers
11) Jamal River - Peanut Butter Booger
12) Aaron Galbraith and Kehry Lane - Look! There's a Spider on Your Catch Phrase
13) Michael Rothschild - It's My Life
(performed by Michael Rothschild)
14) Mike !Erectile! Cassady and James !Dysfunction! Erwin - This Is The Face of Erectile Dysfunction
(performed by Mike Cassady and James Erwin)
15) Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Sketch Where We Play Ourselves
16) Chris Stangl - No Shame
["I am convinced that the Ultimate Purpose of feather dusters is to be wiggled about by the ass of Chris Stangl while he claims to be a finch." -- Nepstad]


Friday, February 4, 2000 - [Theatre B]
1) George Anastasiou - Hallelujah
2) Christopher Okiishi - Nothing to It
3) Arlen and Jamal - The Jiggy Jenga
4) Nick Clark - The Morse Code Bit
5) Julia Wilder - Is This Piece Inappropriate for Something Called No Shame
(performed by Aprille Clarke)
6) Kevin Wall - Girl Trouble
7) Aprille Clarke - Why I Hate the French
8) Merideth Nepstad - Chicken Poems
9) Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Stench of Orphans
10) the most excellent Jacko - It's That Lost Dukes of Hazard Episode
11) Kyle Lange - My Response to the One Jack-Ass Who Said I Was Self-Absorbed
12) Al Sawyer (with a few jokes by Cody J. Doran) - I'm about to plagiarize a title, and no one will be able to tell or Crap, did I write that into my title, or did I just think it? or The Grapes of Wrath
13) Jamal River - I Hope This Doesn't Take 5 Minutes
14) Kehry Anson Lane - Volkswagen Beetle Buggery
15) Chris Stangl - A Midsummer Night's Vagina


Friday, February 11, 2000 - [Theatre B]

1) Baker McDonald - I Love Pokemon
2) Jamal River - That Funny, Funny, Awful Little Baby
3) YOUR LOVER Nick Clark - Plagiaristic Nut Roll
4) Jessica Ahrendt - Hamsters will Dance and Your Opinion of Me will Fly out the Window
(performed by Jessica Ahrendt)
5) Justin Claussen - Barbara's Purple Townhouse
6) J. A. Angel-Sawyer - Tomato
7) James Horak - The Tale of Herman "Fat Man" Parker
7.5) Arlen Lawson - Egg
(performed by Arlen Lawson)
8) Zachary Robertson - Reinvention
(performed by Adam Hahn)
9) Briana Sprecher - Initial Here: a Twisted Valentine
10) George Anastasiou - Monsters Under My Bed
11) Kyle Lange - Vulnerability: Feelings
12) Alyssa Bowman - The Elitist French Part II: A Summary of Mose Hayward's Six Month Stay in Chile
13) Neil "Balls" Campbell and Mike "?" Cassady - Part Three By Dan Hall
14) Christopher Okiishi - Vacation Diary
15) Chris Stangl - Your Grandparents' Bathroom a valentine card

[According to Jessica Ahrendt, Ben Schmidt also performed a song tonight. Not sure where it falls in the order:]
Friday, February 18, 2000 - [Theatre B]
1) Jamal River - Puncheroo
2) Aprille Clarke - Two Scenes and Two True Stories (Only One of Which Involves Cum)
3) James Horak - Final Score: Vikings 14, Attention Span 0
3.5) Arlen Lawson - The "Archie" Comic Strip From Tues, May 11, 1982 by Bob Montana
(performed by Jamal River and Arlen Lawson)
4) Mike Rothschild - How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found
5) Mark J. Hansen - Chixx, Part One: the Furry with the Syringe on Top
(performed by Aprille Clarke, Sheila Franklin, Arlen Lawson, Chris Stangl and Mark Hansen as the silly waiter)
6) Kyle Lange - Suzanne and Ben
6.5) Justin Claussen - A Man for All Wymyns
7) Mose Hayward - The Elitist French Pt. III or Why I Hate Duck Costumes
8) Kevin Wall - A Song
9) Nick Clark - The Serious Effects of Human Cruelty on Martha Campign
10) Willie Barbour - Dinner
10.5) Aaron Galbraith - Pore Jud is Daid
11) Danger Brooks - Two Terrible Mistakes from Manhattan
12) Mike Cassady - A Morality Love Song Without a Moral or Firebugs, Eat My Shit
12.5) Johnal Sangel - *stage direction: moon the audience*
13) Chris Stangl - Dead Turtle
14) Justin Rose - Men Without Women
15) Neil "Balls" Campbell - Balls Campbell and the Madcap Mix-Up


Friday, February 25, 2000 - [Theatre B]
1. Jamal River - Frahnglth
(performed by Jamal River, Neil Campbell, Mose Hayward, and Chris Stangl)
2. Aprille Clarke - Three Stories Inspired by Daniil Kharms or Why the Russians Hate the French
(performed by Aprille Clarke)
3. Ben Schmidt - Song
(performed by Ben Schmidt)
4. Sabrina Taylor - The Oreo
(performed by Sabrina Taylor)
5. Jonathon Angel - Telephone or Maybe something Else
(performed by Al "Jonathon" Angel, Chris Stangl, Arlen Lawson, Nick Clark, and Mark Hansen)
6. Jessica Ahrendt - A Truth about Me
(performed by Jessica Ahrendt)
7. Mithter Jameth Horak, Ethquire - Shakespeare: As Chewed, Swallowed, and Pooped Out into the Toilet
(performed by James Horak, James Erwin, Mike Cassady, Aprille Clarke, and Chris Stangl)
8. Chris Stangl - Sylvia Plath and the Goofy Gas Leak
(performed by Chris Stangl)
9. Mary Fons - The Soup Sketch
(performed by Mary Fons)
10. Arlen Lawson - The Windfall Syndrome
(performed by Arlen Lawson)
10.5. Adam Hahn - Egg 2.0
(performed by Adam Hahn)
11. Will [???] - When a Renowned Poet Was a Lonely Depressed Teenager, He Went by "Angst'on Hughes"
12. Michael Rothschild - Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
(performed by Michael Rothschild, Aprille Clarke, and Neil)
13. Mose Hayward - Betty and Immanuel
(performed by Mose Hayward, Jamal River, and Chris Stangl)
14.-15. Dan Brooks, Bill Bungeroth, Justin Rose, Kevin Wall - Grace
(performed by Dan Brooks, Bill Bungeroth, Justin Rose, Kevin Wall)
[The piece about blowing out the eggs was really multiple pieces by different authors woven together, two copies turned in, one numbered "14" and the other numbered "15".]



Friday, March 3, 2000 - [Theatre B]
  1. Jamal River - Jazz-Ma-Tazz
    (performed by Kelli Rae Powell)
  2. Life Without: A poem by Kevin Kasper, #87, adapted for the stage by Aaron Galbraith
    (performed by Chris Okiishi, Chris Stangl & Aaron Galbraith)
  3. Aprille Clarke - Don't Go Home With Your Heart On
  4. Zachary Robertson - A Story About Tits
    (performed by Zachary Robertson & Merideth Nepstad)
  5. Mark J. Hansen - Not Me, Not Me
  6. Christopher Okiishi - Love and Other Four-Letter Words
  7. Virgin Ears - Knowing When
  8. Al "Fucking" Angel, John Sawyer - The Dirty Limerick
  9. Ho! - Human Trilogy
  10. Jessica Ahrendt - Why I'm Going to Fail French
    (performed by Jessica Ahrendt)
  11. Mose Hayward - Studying a broad, French cowhole
  12. Nicholas Chappy-Isafucker Clark - Peanuts Run Sideways and Backward, So Why Doesn't Tim
  13. Julia Wilder - Know Thyself
  14. Steven "Kyle "8-Ball" Lange" Hawking - Steven Hawking and His Crazy Stand-Up Routine
  15. Chris Stangl - Black Coffee, One Sugarcube, No Koala Fetus

Friday, March 24, 2000 - [Mabie Theater]
1) Arlen Lawson and Mark Hansen - Apartment Stoop
2) Josh Vander Ploeg - Acceptance
3) Mose Hayward - The Planet in the Polka-Dot Dress
4) Aprille Clarke - Much Ado About Urine
4.5) Your Mom, Nick Clark - The Recycled Substitute
5) Jamal River - Smackie. Smackie. Smick. Kip.
6) Kevin Fitzpatrick - You Eat Like a Pig. Did You Say Pork?
7) James Horak - I Remember the Events of Darkness or Lunatic Raving #3
8) Ed Irving and Al Angel, without a damn bit of help from John Sawyer - The Masturbation Sketch
9) Kelli Rae Powell - The Falling Song
10) (Neil Van Gorder) White Boy Millionaire Rich Kid Club by former presidential candidate John McCain, (edited by Neil Van Gorder)
11) Julia Wilder - Why I'm Here (and You Should Be Too)
12) Neil "Balls" Campbell - A Bittersweet Winter Night
13) Mark J. Hansen - Better than a Man in that Respect
14) Sheri Rhoades - Beautiful Shock Therapy
15) Chris Stangl - Over In Chinatown


Friday, March 31, 2000 - [Mabie Theater]
  1. Jamal Rump - Holly Holly Machaka (the cat!)
  2. Mike Cassady - Wipe A Giggle With A Smile
  3. Michael Rothschild - Stick It In, Break It Off
  4. Aaron "Rocky Danger Balls" Galbraith - Philadelphobia
  5. Mark J. Hansen - I Can Relate to Wayne Newton
  6. Ben Schmidt - Tuesday
  7. Danger Brooks - How the Universe Works
  8. Jessica Clement - getting naked
  9. Chris Stangl - Enchilada
  10. Bert Brecht - Colon?! It killed them both!!
  11. Neil "Balls" Campbell - You Reek of the Future
  12. Mose Hayward - School for a Fashion Model Superstar
  13. Kyle Lange - Self-Explanitory. A song (AKA "I'm fucking your daughter!")
  14. Arlen Lawson Double-O Funny - Theme from Dr. No
  15. Nick Clark - Santa Claus is a Prick pt. 3: The Yul Brynner Monologue, Take 2
  16. Christopher Okiishi - Blood Letting

Friday, April 7, 2000 - [Theatre B]
  1. Jamal River - Brontasaur! IT Won't hurt YOU! TEX REX ATE IT up!
  2. Scotty Hayward - Talking Straight
  3. James Erwin - Hold Your Applause Until The End
    (performed by Dan Brooks, Neil Campbell, Nick Clark, James Erwin, Mark Hansen and Brad Smith)
  4. jess clement - style
  5. Julia Wilder - Body and Brain
  6. Ryan Greenlaw and Mark J. Hansen - Chixx, Part Two: Dead People Got No Reason to Live
    (performed by Mark Hansen, Aprille Clarke, Mike Cassady)
  7. Danger Brooks - I am Ojay! Kill My Pants!
  8. Mike "Warrior Princess" Cassady - Snow in April Means We'll All Die Soon or The Pen is Mightier Than This Poem. A delightful little something by:
  9. Briana Sprecher - Pacifier Blues
  10. Dirt Bertie Bert "Bertolt" Brecht - The Unbearable Lightness of Being Kyle Lang
  11. Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Secret of the Orb
  12. Jessica Ahrendt - Follow the rules, even if small children must soil themselves! or My New Job
  13. Aprille Clarke - There's a Little Man in My Head
  14. Christopher Okiishi - Getting Your Metaphorical Rocks Off
  15. Chris Stangl - ...To The Sun a five minute play

Friday, April 14, 2000 - [Theatre B]
[ISCAnic weekend]
  1. Aprille Clarke - Nerdy Humor for the ISCA Crowd. Luv Ya! Luv Ya!
  2. LaShelle Christensen - Child's Sacred Place
  3. Mose Hayward - The Fatal Human Ghandhi Death Bullet Destroyer
  4. Neil "Balls" Campbell - For My Silly Willie!
  5. Carolyn Space Jacobson - One Art--after Jed Rasula
  6. Chris Offutt and Ben Schmidt - Judas Tree
  7. Dan Brooks - Cheyenne
  8. Michael Rothschild - Carson Daly or The Young and The Worthless
  9. Willie Barbour - Pancakes or Bust
  10. Elevator Shoes - At the Still End of the Hall
  11. [Al Angel] - I Am Kyle Lang. Yes, Kyle Lang. I Swear. Kyle! ...Lang?? by Higgity. By Piggity and Riggity. By Miggity Biggities. And William Shakespeare
  12. Jamal "Areli" River - The BBC and BB King. Harry Truman. Mose and Louie. Dig It!
  13. Arlen Lawson - Mothers: Can't Live With Them, Can't Achieve Orgasm Without Fantasizing About Them Staring At You
    (performed by Chris Stangl, Kelli Rae Powell, Arlen Lawson)
  14. Josh Kozuh - Play King Mueller's K'ak
  15. Chris Stangl - A Mickey Mouse Cartoon a horror story
[NOTE: ISCAnic XVII this weekend]

Friday, April 21, 2000 - [Theatre B]
1) Jamal River - No Shame Theatre Must Die
1.5) Jess Clement - Flying Reptiles
2) Al "Mother Fucking Hazard" Angel - Why Kyle Lang Sucks My Nut: A Tribute to Dan "Danger" "Mother Fucking!!" Brooks
3) Christopher Okiishi - I Like Dick
4) Anwar Williams - Your Night of Fun
5) Jessica Ahrendt - A Sappy Poem-Thang
6) Neil Van Gorder - 4 Out of 5 Masturbation Scenarios Begin with Thoughts of Three Legged Wildebeests
7) Aaron Galbraith - Spoo Story
8) Jason Kollum - Juggling My Balls...
9) Will Howard-McKinney - Seriously...
10) Ryan McLaughlin and Pierre Manukian - A Funky Ass Stray Cat Spanish Groove Thing
10.5) Mose Hayward - The Dissipating Spinal Adhesive of Love Starring Danger Brooks as the Spinal Adhesive
11) Julia Wilder - The 3 AM Inquisition in St. Clementine's Church
12) Arlen Lawson - Flashlight is Here
13) Mose Hayward - Love
14) Neil "Balls" Campbell and Mike "Tittikaka" Cassady - Sixteen Historical Sketches About Dan Brooks and Cats A Farewell to Arms
14.5) Chris Stangl - Dan Brooks a Loch Ness Monster Sighting
15) Michael Rothschild - Theatre Building
16) Danger Brooks - Idea Men


Best of No Shame
Friday, April 28, 2000
- [Mabie Theater]
1) Kyle Lange - Vulnerability: Feelings
2) Christopher Okiishi - Love and Other Four-Letter Words
3) Ben Schmidt - A Song
5) Arlen Lawson - Mothers: Can't Live With Them, Can't Achieve Orgasm Without Fantasizing About Them Staring At You
(performed by Neil Campbell, Kelli Rae Powell, Arlen Lawson)
6) Mose Hayward - The Fatal Human Gandhi Death Bullet Destroyer
7) Aprille Clarke - Three Stories Inspired by Daniil Kharms or Why the Russians Hate the French
7.5) Mark J. Hansen - Melodica Monologua
8) Merideth Nepstad and Allison McCabe - Girls Who Crave Kant
9) Jamal River - The Worst Thing Ever
10) Aaron Gallbraith and Kehry Lane - Look! There's a Spider on Your Catch Phrase
11) Mike Cassady - Snow in April Means We'll All Die Soon or The Pen is Mightier Than This Poem
12) Chris Stangl - Dead Turtle
12.5) Mary Fons - Soup Sketch
13) James Erwin - Hold Your Applause Until The End
14) Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Secret of the Orb
14.5) Al Angel - The Unbearable Lightness of Being Kyle Lang
15) Dan Brooks - The Loco Joe's Reason


SUMMER SHAME 2000

Friday, June 2, 2000 - [Mabie Theater]
1) Edward "Mark J. Hansen" Albee - The Sketch About the Baby
2) Carolyn Space Jacobson - Call to Arms
(performed by Carolyn Space Jacobson)
3) Aaron Galbraith - Fathers' Day Closet
4) Michael Rothschild - I Watch Too Much TV
5) J. C. Luxton - We All Got Busted
6) Jessica Ahrendt - An American Tradition or Use cream and it won't hurt so much!
(performed by Jessica Ahrendt)
7) Mose Hayward - The Standup, The Omlette, The Bike Pump, The Penis
9) James Horak - Abbot and Costello Eat Poop with Their Mouths a Play in Five Parts (Fillet Bin Dine Farts?)
10) Arlen Lawson - The Many Lives of Zachary HchMkopstyr
(performed by Arlen Lawson & Chris Stangl)
11) Jamal River - This is the Way We Rock The Fun House of Cool
12) Neil "Balls" Campbell - Pee
13) Al Angel - Big Fat Dead Michelle A Romance
14) Jamal who throws rocks at retarded babies - Clumpy Al and Jar O'Jar Jar
15) Chris Stangl - Kevin Spacey


"Illegit" Summer No Shame
Friday, June 9, 2000
- [Canoe House]
[order missing]
Illegit Summer No Shame
10 p.m., Friday, Canoe House (by Iowa River outside theatre building)
No admission. No lighting. Nothing official ... but the fun! In a bun!
All are welcome.
This will probably be more of an intimate sitting around and reading things rather than a "theatre event."


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