KEY:
"If God didn't want me to skull-fuck you, He wouldn't have made your eyesockets so deliciously tight." [Note: this may not be an exact quote; I'm going from memory as the real order is somewhere in Paul Rust's nipplehole right now.--Aprille]
1. Magnetic - Every, Every, Body Body Wants to Be a Dog[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Aprille Clarke]
(Juggly Brad, Juggly Steve)2. Al Angel - Bedtime for Britt
[Jugglies juggle to pop music; passing clubs, back to back; skill performance]
(A Angel, A Clarke, J Erwin, M Thompson)3. Spencer Griffin - Kelsey
[Angel reads a rhyming, metered poem about Britt's bedtime tomfoolery; AC, J, and M act out roles; poetry performance]
(S Griffin)3.5. Seth "To the Izzo" Brenneman - All Pogs Go to Heaven
[S talks about not caring about cancer kids and the various charms and talents of his former friend Kelsey; monologue]
(S Brenneman, Boylyssa, ??)4. Paul Rust - No Stale Juh
[Boys play with Pogs; a genie appears out of Pog container; comedy sketch]
(P Rust, M Cassady, C Stangl)5. Pookman - Bob
[P narrates while M and C play several characters, each of whom longs for an earlier time, except the earliest ones who ponder 2/1/02; comedy sketch]
(P Ookman)6. Matthew Hart - Beads for Boobs: Experimental Theatre
[P talks about a bad hunting show he saw with a commercial in it of which he also disapproved; monologue]
(M Hart, A Clarke, P Rust, J Nebergall, Michael Tabor.)7. Arlen Lawson - Shoestring Hangman's Noose
[M tries to see breasts in exchange for beads, then tries to make a pun of it, which doesn't make sense. J emerges as the That-doesn't-make-any-sense-at-all-isher; comedy sketch.]
(A Lawson)7.5. Alyssa Bowman - Teabags are about 100% THC
[Two boys deal with harrowing events in their lives-the death of their father, the maliciousness of their mother, the neglect and skepticism of their babysitter-through escapism and potentially dangerous knot-tying; monologue]
(AJM River, M Cassady, A Lawson, J Erwin, C Stangl)8. Aaron Galbraith - Knick Knack Patty Wack I Still Got the Biggest Sack
[Overheard in a restaurant, M spouts nonsequiturs about computer-building in Russia, love for Italian mothers, naan, and TV sound censorship, among other things; comedy lines.]
(A Galbraith)9. Shit, I'm Two Months Late for That Joke - I Wish I Was a Dog
[A is extremely pleased and excited about the recent loss of his virginity and is thrilled to share the news and describe his prowess; monologue]
(S Heuertz, AJM River, P Rust, C Stangl, M Thompson)10. Michael Tabor and Jason Nebergall - Senior Prom At Boner High
[Playing Paul, M explains to S the satanic secrets of his successful business venture; comedy sketch]
(J Nebergall, A Galbraith, J Erwin, M Tabor, A Angel, T Wilson, P Rust, AJM River, M Hart)11. Mark J. Hansen - If It's Gotta be Clean...
[Boner High has many superheros/supervillains as students; some win awards at the prom and some don't; comedy sketch.]
(A Clarke, A Angel, J Nebergall, M Thompson)12. Jeff Kite - Reservoir Frogs
[Four people write letters to Tide With Bleach for different reasons, ranging from benign fandom to unrequited love to fascism to self hatred; comedy mini-monologues.]
(S Heuertz, M Thompson, S Griffin, P Rust, A Lawson, A Angel, J Kite, B Libigs, Juggly Brad, Juggly Steve)13. J River - Gene Will Mix Prefer Nice Can Con Pen
[Mob family is dysfunctional; all die but Mama Arlen, who shoves the author into a happy ending; comedy sketch]
(C Stangl)13.5. Maria Hill!! - President Bush's Speech
[C, in great detail, describes a fleshy part of a caucasian body, possibly the ear; monologue]
(J Erwin)14. Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True, Part I: George and Genevieve
[J as President Bush talks about the patriotic duty of Americans to give him money so he will be more richer; monologue]
(J Erwin, A Clarke, S Heuertz)15. Chris Stangl - Sweethearts on a Harlem Table
[A and S are at a celebrity auction; S is the Cryptkeeper who was once almost baked into a pie after a muddy wank; A considers leaving him with every waxing moon; seriocomedy sketch.]
(C Stangl)
[In tour-guide style, C intersperses the reading and eating of candy conversation hearts with stories of sordid 1920's Harlem, stars, and mixed metaphors; monologue]
1. Paul Rust - The Unquestionable Genius of One Rutherford B. Corduroy[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Aprille Clarke]
(P Rust, A Clarke, AJM River, S Brenneman, M Cassady)2. Al Angel - Andrew McDougal McAgen McDuff
[A sparrow lays eggs in Paul's mouth, which he thinks gives him great wisdom and may actually; comedy sketch]
(A Angel, A Clarke, J Erwin, M Hansen, P Rust)2.5. Bill McKenna - That's How the Cookie Crumbled
[Al recites a rhyming, metered poem about a boy who loves to fly and finds comfort in others of his kind; poetry performance]
(B. Oylyssa, P. Ookma.)3. James Horak - Why I Will Never Have a Real Job
[A huge cookie won't fit into a pitcher of milk; P reminds B of its un-baby-like breakability; comedy sketch]
(J Horak, M Hansen)4. Tony Sparancino - In the Background
[J finds lots of great things to do with his broom, including killing the man who wishes him to do only mundane broom things; comedy sketch]
(T Sparacino)5. Pookman - Andrew
[T recites a poem about the loneliness he feels when a loved one is in the hospital; poetry performance]
(P Ookman)5.5. Matthew Hart - Experimental Theatre: Matt Tries Unsuccessfully to Do a Handstand
[P hates a lot of things about a particular woman for whom he feels love; monologue]
(M Hart, J Nebergall)6. Jeffrey Kite - Barbers Barbaric
[M tries to do handstands; succeeds only in doing many very brief headstands; physical comedy performance]
(J Kite, M Cassady, M Thompson, P Rust, Brett)7. Nozebone the Band - Ten Year Plan
[M's father drops her off at the barber shop never to return, forcing her to endure talk of pube grooming; comedy sketch]
(M Hansen, N Clark, P Rust)8. Mark J. Hansen - Tooth Against Brushism
[3-part instrumentation and vocals/lyrics combine to make a song; musical performance]
(J Erwin, T Wilson)9. Mike Cassady - Allow me to Clarify This
[J as dentist and T as patient talk about J's feelings for her and his general dental irresponsibility; comedy sketch]
(M Cassady)10. Jason Nebergall - J to the Jizzo!
[M recounts the tale of a man who maintains his dreams of whaling through the trials of a nine-base sexual scale and an unfaithful, wolf-raised lover; monologue]
(J Nebergall, A Clarke, C Stangl)11. J River - The Erwin
[J is suddenly 23 years old and has many nostalgic moments with fellow Gen-Xers A and C; comedy sketch]
(AJM River, J Erwin)11.5. John F. Kennedy, Jr. - Martha's Vineyard: Real Life Eden, Or Fantasy Island
[AJM serenades J with a song that came to him in a dream; musical performance]
(S Heuertz, ?.)12. Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody...Except Deadheads
[Milk is little help in making S grow; comedy sketch]
(M Tabor, J Erwin, T Wilson, ?.)13. Arlen Lawson - Breathing Games a song
[M and T skip Egypt and discuss the erotic potential of paint drying with J]
(A Lawson, AJM River)14. Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True Part II: Dave
[2 guitars with A on vocals combine to make a song; musical performance]
(J Erwin, M Cassady, A Clarke, M Hansen)15. Chris Stangl - Let's Get Dead a love poem
[A rodent-loving man seeks the secrets that will help him in the new world order; comedy sketch]
(C Stangl)
[C recites a poem he wrote about him and his girlfriend killing each other; poetry performance]
1. Cicely Tyson - Disney's 101 Dalmatians[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Aprille Clarke]
(S Heuertz, T Wilson, A Clarke, Boylyssa, Seth Brenneman.)2. Al Angel - Lim'ricks
[Three characters deliver staggered monologues while Boylyssa, wrapped in aluminum foil, occasionally crosses the stage, M in lukewarm pursuit; comedy performance]
(A Angel, M Thompson, J Erwin, A Clarke, J Nebergall.)3. Paul Rust - Worlds of Fun and Regret
[A delivers limericks on a variety of subjects, physically portrayed by other actors; poetry performance]
(P Rust.)4. Arlen Lawson - Old Man Tears With Genghis and Hopey
[P portrays a melancholy caricature artist who had dreamed of something better and expresses himself through self-portraits; monologue]
(A Lawson.)4.5. Ron Wright - Garden Party
[A, as an old folks' home nurse, tells the story of a fistfight between two residents and the relative pain of youth and age; monologue]
(R Wright.)5. Pookman - Matt and Doug
[Anwar Sadat, from beyond the grave, discusses his attempts at cultivating peace; R wonders if wheat might have been a better choice; comedy blackout]
(J Erwin, P Ookman, M Tabor, J Nebergall.)5.5. Seth Brenneman - The Preset Blues...Or Are They?
[5 days' time provides for breakfast-table-based misunderstandings and miscommunications; comedy sketch]
(S Brenneman, Boylyssa, Paul Rust)6. Brian Tuttle - Recess at Shakespeare Elementary School
[S impresses the world with his pre-programmed keyboard playing, even the inventor of the Suzuki method; comedy sketch]
(B Tuttle, P Rust, Mike Cassady)7. Tom Kovacs - How I Learned to Stop Loving and Break UP with Myself
[Sparked by bubble-blowing, two elementary kids battle in Shakespearian-style speech; comedy sketch]
(T Kovacs, ??.)8. Mark J. Hansen - Underwater Sunset
[A man has a superpowerful toe that, among other things, keeps the Green Party out of office; comedy sketch]
(M Thompson.)9. Naked Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Sisyphus
[M's character remembers the time she saw a sunset while nearly drowning and her subsequent blindness; monologue]
(M Tabor, M Hansen.)10. Jason Nebergall - Valentine's Day Is Over, But I Wrote a Thing About It
[MT, held prisoner by MH, is required to pass various tests in order to win his freedom; comedy sketch]
(J Nebergall.)10.5. Alyssa Bowman - The Mystery of the Missing Red Diamond. And the Animal Stealed It: A Poem I wrote When I Was Six
[The Sad Pirate recalls his various Valentine's Day woes that have contributed to making him such a Sad Pirate indeed; monologue]
(C Stangl.)11. J Lin Erwin - Sixty Lines
[C performs a poem written by Alyssa relating to her late grandmother, many animals, a general sense of like, counting, monsters, witches, black people, black witches; poetry performance]
(J Erwin, M Cassady.)12. Toni Wilson - Emma, An Apology
[J and M go back and forth with semi-sequitors in various intonations; comedy dialogue]
(Michele Thompson [as Emma], M Cassady, A Clarke.)13. Areli River - OGRE
[E, attempting to help her friends get writing fellowships, musical gigs, and love, wreaks havoc; comedy sketch]
(AJM River, P Rust, C Stangl, M Cassady, J Nebergall, M Tabor, P Ookman.)14. Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True, Part III: Garrett
[AJM and others read a transcript of a childhood story AJM told; wrestling mounts in the background; comedy performance]
(J Erwin, M Hansen, T Wilson, M Cassady, A Clarke, Boylyssa, J Nebergall.)15. Chris Stangl - Thick City, a story and a poem
[M is a man who cannot be specific; the others in his life taunt him for this fact; comedy sketch]
(C Stangl, A Clarke.)
[A and C tell the story of a potentially violent, possibly genius teen writer; C tells a poem of the fantasies possible at home and constantly accumulating regret; comedy performance]
"Unfunny, unartistic, unsanitary, and that's just Paul Rust's weiner"
1. Creamy, Licorice, and Orange Gel {Alyssa Bowman} - A frog, half a curtain rod, and a fat little cat did things[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Paul Rust]
(J Erwin)2. Al Angel - A Flute for Kelli
[cat writes piece, Cosby Show poops in designated spot; monologue]
(A Angel, J River, M Thompson, T Wilson, J Erwin, P Rust, J Nebergall)2.5. Michele Thompson - Waiting for a Bus
[girl disliked for her fluting skills finds friend and fellow musician in drummer boy; poetry performance]
(M Thompson, S. Brenneman, B McKenna, C Pagan)3. Aaron Galbraith and James Horak - Chess Masters
[bus passenger must choose between tickling stick or the plague; comedy blackout]
(A Galbraith, J Horak)4. Sir Walter Raleigh - Lucky Charms: A Serial
[two chess players compete... through trickery!; silent comedy sketch]
(S Heuertz)5. Anthony Weaver - My Vagina Monologue
[scientists run virus tests on dead bodies, which are gathered questionably; monologue]
(A. Weaver)5.5. Ron Wright - Garden Party Pt II
[nine-time abortion survivor, tells his heroic tale; comedic monologue]
(R. Wright, M. Hansen)6. Pookman - Dan
[Anwar Sadat explains weeding in heaven; comedy blackout]
(A Juhl (P Ookman), M Hart, M Tambor, J Nebergall, T Wilson, P Rust, C Stangl)7. Jazz Great Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong [Michael Tabor & Toni Wilson] - Pineapple Rock, Lemon Platt, Butter Scotch
[vampire hunters confront female vampire and Count Dracula; comedy dedication sketch]
(M Tabor, T Wilson, M Hansen)8. Paul Rust - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Dauber
[Tambor and Wilson attempt to trick death at their front door; comedy sketch]
(P Rust, A Galbraith)9. Mark J. Hansen - White Meat Like Pork Or Breast Chicken
[Rust finds hand-holding solace in own reflection; comedy sketch]
(J River, T Wilson, S Heuertz, S Brenneman, A Galbraith)10. King Toad - Run
[Chinese bank offers various non-sequitor services; comedy sketch]
(J River, A Lawson, C Stangl)11. Jason Nebergall - High-Class Comedy for Being Laughed At
[River performs with voice and rhythmic swatter; musical performance]
(J Nebergall)12. Nick Clark - Dust Bunny - for Arlen Lawson
[Nebergall reviews numerous literary classics in NS webboard format; comedic monologue]
(A Lawson)13. Jesse Blaine - Sometimes I Cry
[narrator and friend Snake trip on LSD in chilly weather; monologue]
(J Blaine)14. the best Mina {Maria Hill} - My Butt is Pretty a sweet poem
[retarded man's interpretation of Nebergall's "Sad Pirate" piece; monologue]
(C Stangl, J River)15. Chris Stangl - The Lady Grew So Fast
[company's collection of butts and poop; comedic performance]
(C Stangl)
[man's recollection of entering meanest-girl-in-town Courtney's vagina after she grew 200 feet; monologue]
1. Myself, Michael Eisner - Lucky Charms: A Serial Pt. 2: Dennis Hopper Movies[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Aprille Clarke]
(S Heuertz.)2. Al Angel - Whale Tale
[S tells a tale about a virus's effects on reproductive abilities and the horror that ensues; monologue]
(A Angel, AJM River.)3. Christopher Okiishi - Safe Passage
[A reads a poem about a whaling whale who misses his folk, AJM physically depicts; poetry performance]
(C Okiishi.)4. Bret Libigs - Lou Diamond Philips Plays the Skin Flute
[C's sinus secretions and a trip to Japan with his brother gives rise to thoughts about honesty and consideration for others; monologue]
(B Libigs, M Tabor.)5. Pookman - Stephanie (or The Hardest Lesson)
[Attending a haunted house, B meets and makes out with Lou Diamond Philips, and M makes small talk; comedy sketch]
(A Juhl, T Wilson.)6. Paul Rust - Empty
[A professes his love for T and seeks validation of the possibility of its fruition; T denies him; dramatic sketch]
(P Rust.)7. Arlen Lawson - The Boiled-Egg Vampire, Please!
[P plays acoustic guitar and sings a song with many prepositions and images depicting the descent of emotions; musical performance]
(A Lawson)8. Erin King - Ask your doctor about Zolax today! (because Mike Rocks!)
[A's character evaluates his role and friendship with Bobby the dog abuser and his brother's desire to learn about local vampires; monologue]
(E King, A Clarke, C Okiishi, S Heuertz, P Rust.)9. Nick Clark - The Argyle Tremens
[Characters promote the drug Zolax, the sure-fire cure for life; comedy performance]
(A Burton.)10. Ron Wright - Garden Party III
[A man played by A composes a letter to his girlfriend, Brandy; monologue]
(R Wright, A Galbraith)10.5. Jason Nebergall - This is a Comedy Piece, So You Will Ideally Laugh
[A and R (as former President Anwar Sadat) extend the metaphor of gardening to world politics; seriocomedy sketch]
(J Nebergall, M Tabor, A Lawson.)11. Naked Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Roy Orbitson or Michael's Done It Again: Death Count: 38
[A is a talking dog who will take no more of J's bad treatment; however, dog's lack of voting rights thwarts it; comedy sketch]
(M Tabor, T Wilson, A Clarke, P Rust, A Angel, A Galbraith, J Nebergall.)12. Jeff Kite - Electromagnetic Intergalactic Frog Sauce
[Excerpts from a website devoted to Roy Orbison-just how blind is he?; comedy sketch]
(J Kite)13. Jamie Margolin - Revelations at Malone's
[Accompanied by a drum machine, J tells a tale of interplanetary adventure; monologue]
(J Margolin, ??.)14. Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True Pt. IV: Cherise
[Two seemingly macho bouncers fantasize about the other's sexiness; baby oil and buttcracks emerge; comedy sketch]
(A Clarke, P Rust, N Clark, A Galbraith, others)15. Chris Stangl - Shock Theater!
[Everyone is glad little Tad is dead, so much that they could sing about it; musical comedy sketch]
(C Stangl.)
[While waiting for a Greyhound bus on Thanksgiving, C meets and avoids people who seek their family; his sister seeks him; monologue]
E.C. "This Theater Fucking Bites" Mabie presents...[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Aprille Clarke]
Girls Gone Wild!
1. Jesse Blaine - I wrote this and I hope it doesn't suck
(J Erwin, J Blaine, A Clarke, Chris LaVoie.)2. Al Angel - Ploppin
[Actors stand on stage and repeat lines about identity, invisible mushroom clouds, truth, innocence; words performance]
(A Angel, AJM River, J Erwin, A Bowman.)3. Brian Spagnolo - A Birthday Present Featuring Mike Lee
[A frog's fantasy life is physically depicted by AJM and J as Al reads a poem describing it; poetry performance]
(P Rust, A Clarke, B Libigs, ?? (Mike Lee?).)3.5. Ron Wright - Garden Party Part IV
[A boy gets a live bass player for his birthday; comedy sketch]
(R Wright, A Galbraith.)4. Lisa Day - Cornelia and Milligan
[A jumps to the conclusion that Anwar Sadat's garden images are metaphors for people; seriocomedy sketch]
(A Galbraith, L Day.)5. Jeff Kite - Barber Barbaric
[Two people walk through an art gallery and have different reactions to things; comedy sketch]
(M Cassady, B Libigs, P Rust, J Kite, M Thompson, A Clarke.)5.5. Pookman - Richard
[Barbers explain camel toe to little girl, among other conversation topics; comedy sketch]
(M Tabor, P Ookman, ??.)6. Ray Parker, Jr. - I Stole Your Song
[A short man loves sucking dick/having dick sucked; comedy sketch]
(S Heuertz, M Tabor, P Rust, A Angel.)7. Anthony Werner - Light Up on a Table -&- a Chair
[In three very different styles, three superstars talk about things, sometimes interacting and sometimes not; comedy sketch]
(B Libigs, T Werner.)8. Bret Libigs - Driving Lessons, the Hard Way
[What appears to be a session between a therapist and a patient is not what it seems; comedy sketch]
(B Libigs, T Werner.)9. Naked Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Joseph Campbell
[A crusty driving instructor has many emotional issues his student accidentally triggers; comedy sketch]
(A Clarke, M Tabor.)10. Jason Nebergall - Again with the Comedy
[A man makes soup out of his son and his wife eats it; their love is renewed; comedy sketch]
(M Thompson, A Lawson, J Nebergall, M Tabor, S Heuertz, M Hart.)11. River J - Spleknld (Frank Burns)
[M Tabor goes off to Johnson county and/or the catwalk; his family may or may not be affected; comedy sketch]
(AJM River, M Cassady, A Lawson, A Bowman, A Angel.)12. Jamie Margolin - Trojan Man Was a Pheta Beta Tri Delt
[People play various instruments while A Bowman roams among them, her tapping inspiring a shift in who plays what instrument; sound performance]
(T Wilson, J Margolin, ??.)13. Paul Rust - John Ritter
[Trojan Man appears mid-makeout; fraternity/sorority jokes abound; juicy condom is spilled; comedy sketch]
(P Rust)14. Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True Pt. V: Nina
[P recounts painful childhood memories and his need for affection in spite of/because of his weaknesses, all the while smearing himself with excrement; odor/emotional performance]
(A Clarke, J Erwin.)15. Chris Stangl - Live Burial!: An Oscar Wilde Adventure for Young Boys
[J, as Carl, reveals his malevolence toward young chunky-blooded Nina; comedy sketch]
(C Stangl.)
[Oscar Wilde-style, C recounts adventures of exploitation all within the bounds of dignity; also rubs crotch in J Nebergall's face; monologue]
1. Areli River - Furious Skinny[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Aprille Clarke]
(a song by Areli River, performed by Furious Skinny [AJM River, C Stangl].)2. Al Angel (presented by) - The Story of the Cow
[AJM and C wear big papier mache masks and perform a song and guitar and light dance number; musical performance]
(A Angel, A Clarke.)3. Mark J. Hansen - F.A.Q./F.Q.A.
[Al and Aprille read stories about cows written by four-year-olds; comedy performance]
(J Erwin, various audience members.)3.5. Seth Brenneman - Surf Ninjas: A Road to Excellence
[Audience members shout out questions, and J answers questions, with no apparent relationship between specific questions and answers; comedy performance]
(S Brenneman, Boylyssa, S Heuertz.)4. Anthony Werner - Blue #3
[Seth chases Boylyssa around a table; Seth is thwarted; comedy sketch]
(B Libigs, A Clarke, A Werner.)5. Tom Skerritt - Life's Lessons
[Anthony wants to go to law school, much to his parents' horror; comedy sketch]
(B Libigs.)6. Bride of Strom-Thurmondstein [Arend Miller] - Today Good Friday
[B reminisces about what he has learned throughout his life after having been in Top Gun; monologue]
(A Miller.)6.5. Count Crotchula {Matthew Hart} - Count Crotchula
[A talks about the various historical events that led to what we now know as Good Friday; monologue]
(J Nebergall, M Hart.)7. "Tony Werner" {Spencer Griffin} - Room Serves -&- The Galapagos
[Count Crotchula wants to suck your crotch; comedy performance]
(B Libigs, S Griffin, A Werner, M Thompson, A Galbraith, P Rust, J Kite, ??.)7.5. Josh Goodrich - Gone in 60 Seconds: A Tale of a Fat Ass Eating a Burrito
[Guards play poker and talk about raping eight-year-olds; comedy sketch]
(J Goodrich, Cassie Vangelder.)8. Erin King - She Doesn't Wear Black
[J attempts to eat a burrito in 60 seconds or less; comedy performance]
(E King, J Kite, T Wilson.)9. Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Bob Kane
[An unhappily married woman is glad when all signs point to her husband having been killed in the World Trade Center; comedy sketch]
(J Nebergall, A Galbraith, A Lawson, P Rust, AJM River, A Angel, M Tabor, M Thompson, J Erwin.)10. Magellan {Toni Wilson} - Great Moments in World History: Columbus Discovers America in Five Minutes
[Batman Jr. and Robin Jr. hang out with the various offspring of their fathers' nemeses; comedy sketch]
(E King, M Tabor, S Heuertz, P Rust, J Erwin.)11. Paul Rust - Hi, Mommy!
[Columbus discovers America only to find it inhabited by various living things; God works things out via internal locusts; comedy sketch]
(P Rust, Mrs. Rust, S Heuertz, AJM River, J Erwin.)11.5. Pookman - Tough Love
[Despite P's best efforts to keep things wholesome for his mom, temptation taunts him into bad behavior; comedy sketch]
(J Nebergall, P Ookman, A Werner.)12. Jason Nebergall - Oh No. People Should Really Not Keep Lizards Confined Like That. They Need Their Freedom
[P learns why you shouldn't lean back in a chair not designed for such; comedy sketch]
(M Thompson, C Stangl, J Nebergall, S Heuertz, A Bowman.)13. Nick Clark - The Sad Sad Tale of Levvie; pt. One-Jackie. For Aprille Clarke
[A roaming lizard causes problems for people sitting at a table; comedy sketch]
(A Clarke, M Hansen.)14. Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True, Pt. VI: Jackson
[M writes letters and A tells the story of a baby with an IUD scar; parody sketch]
(A Clarke, J Nebergall, J Erwin, J Kite, E King, M Hansen, P Rust.)15. Chris Stangl - Loud in My House
[A and Nebergall observe things about people who walk by them; Erwin tries to find love; comedy sketch]
(a song by Chris Stangl, performed by Furious Skinny [C Stangl, AJM River].)
[Wearing the same outfits from #1, AJM and C perform a song with percussion, singing, guitar, and some dancing; musical performance]
1. Nick Clark - Danny and the Space Dinosaur; for Jason Nebergall[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Chris Stangl]
(J Nebergall, M Tabor)1.5. James Horak - Parity in Essence and Understanding
[Jason enjoys tumultuous friendship with bat; parody sketch.]
(J Horak, J Erwin)2. al angel - COW'S' TORY
[Do you believe in God, or is it the GHB talking?; comedy sketch]
(???)3. Danielle Santangelo Kovalick - 'Our Founding Fathers'? HA! More Like, 'Our Founding Lezbo Porno Pervos'! or Pretend I'm a Guy So This Piece Will Work
[Cow, calf meet wizard; humorous dramatized poem.]
(D K, J Nebergall, A Galbraith, A Clarke, M Thompson, ?)3.5. Pookman - Great Moments in Fuck
[Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson demand "eat her chach!"; comedy sketch.]
(Andy, C Stangl)4. Emeril Lagasse {Steve Heuertz} - The Power to Keep You Going
[Stangl, Pook, bemoan Pook's unpopularity; comedy sketch.]
(???)5. Matthew Hart - No Rain
[Non sequiturs gradually unveiled as "Diff'rent Strokes" reunion; comedy sketch.]
(A Lawson, A Galbraith, M Thompson)6. James Erwin - The Hilarious Mexico Sketch
[Boy meets, loses girl, set to monosyllabic poem; dramatized poetry.]
(J Erwin, C Stangl, C Okiishi)6.5. Pookman - Great Moments in Fuck Part II
[At "Mexicology" conference, in passionate, extended metaphor fashion, prof. makes love to the woman who "is" Mexico; comedy monologue triptych.]
(???)7. Scott Erwin - Introducing Scott Erwin
[Pook bemoans his laughable endowment at urinal; comedy sketch.]
(S Erwin, J Erwin)8. Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...IN MY PANTS!
[Sibling rivals vie for NST attention as J. Erwin vs. S. Erwin spar. Physically; comedy sketch.]
(Andy Juhl [Pookman], Jamie Margolin, Nick Clark, Michael Tabor, Toni Wilson, Paul Rust and Erin King)9. Areli River - YOU ARE DEAD
[Michael's single quip (see above) eventually backfires; comedy sketch.]
(Performed by Furious Skinny [C Stangl, AJ River])9.5. Pookman - Great Moments in Fuck Part III
[Furious Skinny play a song on guitar and chair; music song.]
(???)10. Paul Rust - Sea Badge
[Pook embarrassed while singing to self; comedy sketch.]
(P Rust, A Clarke)11. Jason Nebergall - Go Dog Go! A Tri-alogue
[Nerd smashed by car rejects sexual favors, takes refuge in inept screenplay writing; seriocomic scene.]
(J Nebergall, M Thompson, S Heuertz)12. Chris Okiishi - Hot and Heavy
[3 characters on the transcendent goodness of sex; poetical comedic 'tri-alogue.']
(E A Burton, C Okiishi, ?)12.5. Pookman - Great Moments in Fuck Part IV
[Two lovers entwine/ literary critic laments utter lack of quality gay erotica; romantic comedy sketch.]
(Pookman)13. Jamie Margolin - I Loves Me Some Add Sheet People
[Pook "recites free-verse memorized poem"; poetry, comedy monologue.]
(J Margolin)14. Ron Wright - Garden Party Part V (The Harvest)
[Margolin expresses admiration for Add Sheet distributors; stand-up comedy.]
(R Wright, A Galbraith, E King, M Tabor)15. Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True; Part VII: Louise
[Range war re-enacted in vegetable patch, this time physically; political comedy, food fight.]
(A Clarke, J Erwin)16. Chris Stangl - The Big Rape
[Carl's child neglect/ alien Jesus capturing punished thanks to vigilant, eavesdropping telephone operator Louise; comedy sketch.]
(C Stangl, A Angel, T Wilson, ?)
[World's Horrors: Al on schoolyard bullies, revenge murder, Toni on Carson Daley, Chris on rape, dinner parties, Arlen on 9/11/01; live attempted rape, comedy sketch.]
1. Michael Landon's cold, cold dead body, RIP, and Estelle Getty's hot ass, YEOUUCH! {Steve Heuertz} - I Was a Teenage Wearer[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Chris Stangl, castlists by James Horak]
(A Angel, M Tabor, S Heuertz, J Erwin)2. al angel - AGES
[Deaf boy, legless boy, son of Zeus spar verbally, rap about King Tut; comedy sketch.]
(A Angel, P Rust, J Erwin)2.5. James Horak and Nick Clark - In Agreement
[Vigor of youth vs. oldness of old men; children's poem]
(J Horak, N Clark)3. Sarah Neilson - Long Sentence No Suggestions
[Nick encourages James to sigh till he passes out; comedy sketch]
(M Thompson, some other guy (???))4. James Brown - Wake Me Up When This Poop is Over; Part I
[Boy brings love to life of joyless girl; love sketch]
(J Brown)5. Mark J. Hansen - The Man Who Was Must-See Thursday
[Man wrecks sadistic, unlikely havoc on shopping mall, whorehouse; comedy monologue]
(J Horak)6. Matthew Hart - It Rains
[Accountant resorts to urban espionage to win office sitcom pool; comedy monologue]
(A Lawson, M Thompson, P Rust, J Nebergall, M Hart)6.5. Scott Fiddelke - Card Shot
[Poignant scene degenerates into orgasm puns... PUNisher intervenes; comedy sketch]
(S Fiddelke, the girl who shot M Cassady dead, and some other guy from the audience)7. Arlen Lawson - The Lunatic Club
[Card trick with firearms!; magic]
(A Lawson)8. A. H. Anonymous - Phillip Morris Approved Entertainment
[Lunatic baking club disassembles bike, builds flying car; monologue]
(J Horak, J Hague)9. Toni Wilson and Michael Tabor - Hilariously Retarded Old People (featuring Jamal as a fart)
[Cowardly author devises elaborate plan for Horak, Hague to cop onstage smoke; comedy sketch]
(T Wilson, M Tabor, J River, Al Angel, Sheree Morris, Anthony Werner, Jason Nebergall)10. Jason Nebergall - Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah
[At Tabor-Wilson family dinner in 60 years, bickering disrupted by evil fart; comedy sketch]
(J Nebergall, D Kovelick)11. Mean Jamma (Jamal River} - Who is Stupider?
["Actual letters from the Civil War" wrought with anachronisms, sex jokes; comedy sketch]
(C Stangl, J River, A Lawson?, P Rust)12. Paul Rust - Happy Birthday... to Me?!
[...pretentious, formulaic NST writers? Or stupid audience? Answer: both!; comedy sketch]
(P Rust, audience member)13. Danielle Santangelo Kovalick - SUBJECT HEADING: Hey
[Paul encourages audience to sing increasingly degrading variations on birthday song; comedy]
(D Kovalick)14. Aprille Clarke - Fortune Cookie Nights - A Spin-Off; ten 30-second Plays about Carl
[Girl writes wistful please-don't-break-up-with-me e-mail; dramatic monologue]
(A Clarke, J Erwin, S Heuertz)15. Chris Stangl - I Can't Sleep
[Series of blackout gross-out sketches revisiting "DTFCCT" characters; comedy sketch]
(performed by Furious Skinny [C Stangl, J River])
[Furious Skinny play song on wastebasket, trumpet, screaming; music song]
Don't forget to come to No Shame this Wednesday night in Currier! It is at 9 pm this Wednesday in Currier, just ask directions at the front desk... Be there by 8:15-30 if you are planning on performing so that we can make up an order. thanks
Special Wednesday "Taste of No Shame" in Currier Hall
Order/Rules: Tabor and King
1. Larry Cohen - Island of the Alive[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Jason Nebergall]
(E King, J Erwin)2. Jason Nebergall - The Future Time-Travels in Back
[Two people discuss, old west style, the splitting of a town; comedy sketch]
(J Nebergall, M Tabor, S Heurtz, E King)3. Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Joseph Campbell
[Future and past collide in a mix of anachronisms and scatological humor; comedy sketch]
(M Tabor, E King)4. Magnetic - Monkeys Ate Dallas, Cool McAwesome
[A man confesses he is not his son, and that his wife in fact ate the son. Love ensues; comedy sketch]
(Brad Harris, Steve Dillon)5. Pookman - Matt and Doug
[Juggling to "Rock the Casbah" by the Clash; juggling performance]
(Pookman, J Nebergall, M Tabor, J Erwin)6. Mark J. Hansen - Sweeney Todd Bass: The Willie Barbour of Chew Street
[A week of breakfast table conversations at the Pookman residence; comedy sketch]
(M Hansen)7. Erin King - Chemistry Sucks
[The absurd and sad tale of a misunderstood military genius; comic monologue]
(E King, M Tabor, J Erwin, S Heurtz, Pookman)8. Naked Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Sisyphus
[Anthropomorphized atom described by E. comedy sketch]
(M Tabor, M Hansen)8.5. James Erwin - Deutschesangstlied
[A prisoner schemes his way out of a surreal prison through deceit; comedy sketch]
(J Erwin)9. Nozebone the Band - Bicycle Song
[J shouts a poem angrily in German; Teutonic poetry performance]
(N Clark, M Hansen, M Tabor)10. Ron Wright - Homeless
[Nozebone, plus M on drums, play an amplified song; music performance]
(R Wright)11. Fred MacMurray {Steve Heuertz} - Jason X
[An audience participation song about R's experiences living in the woods; audience participation song performance]
(S Heuertz)12. Ron Wright - Words or Meaning or How's That Again?
[Newsflash 2455!!! Jason X is coming!!! Run to Rigel VII!!!; informative comedy sketch]
(R Wright, E King)13. Jason Nebergall - Robot Love
[R and E talk about peas and hominy... or is that peace and harmony?; poignant comedy sketch]
(J Nebergall, J Erwin)14. The Beckett Parody - James Lin Erwin
[J finds love... with a robot... from hell; comedy sketch]
(J Erwin, M Hansen)
[Theatre of the absurd with J's leg under a table; comedy sketch]
1. Meryll Streep's Ghost - The ASPCA Likes Dogs[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Chris Stangl]
[Three at table spout non sequitur jokes re: David Arquette, Merle Haggard, poop; comedy sketch.]2. al angel - Sun Shine
[Trumpet, drums, accompany Al on trombone, story of sun escaping our world; poem, music.]3. Michele Thompson - Forever in Blue Jeans - Yeah!
[Michele creates a psuedo-Bill McKenna with excavated semen; comedy monologue, mime.]3.5. Danielle Santangelo Kovalick - 'Stand By Me' as I Worship a Four-Eyed Pile of Shit
[Girl with crush on Corey Feldman attacked by anti-Feldman forces; comedy sketch.]4. Don Deeley - DJ Qualls Burned My House Down
[Negative internet review leads author into combat with movie star; comic monologue.]4.5. Seth Brenneman and Bill McKenna - Sylvan Learning Center: My Homework's Already Done, Mom!
[Who can lift a two-ton weight? Seth!; comedy sketch]5. Sarah Neilson - There Will Be No Burning
[Voyeur educates sunbather in the joys of moonlight; poetic monologue.]6. Ron Wright - Ripped From Yesterday's Headlines or Not Another Vegetable Sketch!
[Middle Eastern war examined via headline clippings, vegetable jokes; political comedy monologue.]7. Toni Wilson - Here Comes the Bride!
[Bride left at alter... for a year!; comedy sketch]7.5. Tom Kovacs - What the DI Didn't Cover
[U of I power outage leads to on-stage mass-mooning; comedy sketch.]8. Nick Lucre (with additional lyrics by Lerner and Lowe) - Almost Like Being in Love a rap song
[Erwin provides live "samples" from Nat King Cole, Clark raps, guitars; song.]9. Michael Tabor - I'm Not Here Tonight
[Tabor, stood-up, has Stangl read planned mono bout Michael's "cool date."; comic monologue.]9.5. Paul Rust - Governor's Ball
[Upper-crust party disrupted by humping-antics of Fart-Crap... or is it?; comedy sketch.]10. Jamie Margolin - Onstar* Assistance
[Telephone robot helps couples have sex; comedy sketch.]10.5. Jake Livermore and Robert Sondag - Two Rickets for Vincent Price
[What is the purpose of the "soft yell"? Learn!; comedy sketch]11. Jason Nebergall - Hilarious Boarding School Antics
[British boarding school pranks, all involving violent homosexual sexual assault; comedy sketch.]12. Furious Skinny (written by Jamal River) - Man Out of the
[write by Jamal River, sung of Furious Skinny; Two Furious Skinny, one little cymbals, one biscuit pan; song.]13. Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True; The Final Chapter: Carl's Redemption
[Carl and his Mexican mom are cruel to and mutilate one another; comedy sketch.]14. Matthew S. Wiegand - Star Scrambled Love
[Rock star break up in battle of the sex wits; comedy sketch.]15. Chris Stangl - Inferno
[Ritual hook-thru-skin suspension goes (intentionally) awry. It's gross.; comic monologue.]
Order read by special guest Mose Hayward... who pronounced Jason's name "Nigger-ball."
1. Michael Tabor - YOU Are The Laugh Track[SOURCE: order posted on web message board by Chris Stangl]
(Hansen, Rust, Erwin, Thompson, Wilson, Angel, more?)2. maria hill - I Feel a Breezy Peepee
[Misfit Rumpy gets in boxing duel with school bully Butch; comedy sketch.]
(Clarke, Thompson, Cassady, River, Stangl)2.57. James Horak - a thing for rumpy or You better have written this whole damn title down, Stangl, you twerp. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Wanna make something of it? Yeah? Bring it! Oh, is that supposed to hurt? Stop tickling me. Okay, okay, okay, uncle. I said uncle! Ow! Leggo! Goddammit! UNCLE!!! OOOOOOWWWWCH!!! Ha, just kidding! Wuss. So seriously, let me go now. No, seriously. Dude, let me go. Seriously. Don't make me head-butt you. Yeah, that's right, and don't ever let me catch you doing it again. What? My mom doesn't do that. Does she? When? Yeah, like you've ever seen a goat and two midgets at a roller rink. What? No, I... Dude, put that thing down. Seriously. Put it down. You're scaring me, put it down. No, Chris, no, don't do it! What?... *I* love you. No, I do. No, I'm not just saying that because you have a howitzer with 22 lbs. Of buckshot in the barrel pointed at your head. I really do. Seriously. Come here. Gimme a big hug. Yeah, it's gonna be alright. Everything's going to be alright. (muffled sound of cannon blast followed by the rhythmic, wet plop of raining meat and gore... what happens next? That's for YOU to decide!! (if you reload the howitzer with a frozen turkey and a fistful of revenge, turn to page 22. If you zap the martians with your disintegrato-ray, turn to page 14. If they both die, your adventure is over. Go buy another book, dumbass!))
[written and peeped by maria hill; Liquid the Peepee peepees in Corn Weasel's butt; comedy sketch.]
(Horak, Clark, Erwin)3. James Brown - Wake Me Up When This Poop is Over With, Part 3: Sorry, Part 2 Wasn't Worth It
[Martian Erwin clone plans world dominance, starting with NST; comedy sketch.]
(Brown)4. Areli River - The Killer's Waltz
[Man antagonizes cabbie, "b-ball coach," waiter... or was it a dream!? It was.; comic monologue.]
(performed by Furious Skinny)5. Pookman - Rumpy's Good Day
[Singing, trumpet, guitar, kicking cookie sheet. Music.]
(Pookman, Clarke)5.5. Diane Murphy - The Creative Mimes
[Fat lady nearly ruins Hobo Days, but Rumpy finds love; comic monologue.]
(Murphy, ?)6. Jason-X Nebergall - Rumpy Invents Diocletian
[Pants-less mimes... are they "art" or "bunk"?; comedy sketch.]
(Nebergall)7. Arlen Lawson - Beach Bum, Motherfucker, Friend
[Evil little Rumpy creates vile offspring of dead senator Kefauver and shark; comic monologue.]
(Lawson)8. Mose Hayward - Way Sports
[Homeless Jello-eater befriended, de-fingered by dolphin; comic monologue.]
(Cassady)8.9. Mark J. Hansen - Connubial Fusion
[Not-retarded jr. high substitute center front tackle finds strength in being himself; comic monologue.]
(Hansen, Erwin, Wilson?)9. Paul Rust - The No Shame Show
[Rumpy auditions for school play; comedy sketch]
(Rust, Cassady, Galbraith, Nebergall, Stangl, Lawson, Brown)9.5. Michele Thompson - I'm Gonna Clean up this Town. Good!
[TV docu. history of NS comedy show's invention of Cassady, Rust, etc!; comedy sketch]
(Thompson; ?; Heuertz)10. Sarah Neilson - Drops of Spanish Rose
[Uptight! Outtashight! OH YEAH!; comedy sketch.]
(Stangl)11. Toni Wilson - The Singing Piece! (Based on Actual Events!)
Inhuman blood-collection center inverted by natural forces, blood sports ensue; Poetic erotica monologue.]
(Tabor, Hansen, Wilson, Lane, Brandi)12. Jamie Margolin with help from Pookman - The No Rumpy Club
[Inept falsetto serenade fails to win woman's heart; comedy sketch.]
(Hansen, Margolin, Pookman)12.5. Chris Stangl; Furious Skinny - 24 Hrs.
[Andy and Jamie's treehouse is a Rumpy-free zone. Rumpy doesn't like that; comedy sketch.]
(Furious Skinny)13. Aprille Clarke - How to Make Someone Love You: an Informative Play
[Song on yelling, trashcan, shovel. Music.]
(Clarke, Nebergall)14. Chris Stangl - Big Stupid Goes to the Fair
Aprille's insecurity trigger's dual monologues about hippie corrupted by plastic surgeon husband; comedy- monologues-sketch]
(Stangl)15. al angel - THE END; 'Bedtime for Britt' Revisited; for Britt Hill
[Big Stupid wrecks skylift, blue-ribbon pumpkin, puts turkey leg in crack; his jr. high compatriots ponder the nature of death-by-falling-from-skylift; comic monologue.]
(Angel)
[Al tucks in his beloved with rhyming lullaby ; love poem.]
Best of No Shame1. Jason Nebergall - This is a Comedy Piece, so You Will Ideally Laugh[SOURCE: order posted on web message board 4/29/02 by Chris Stangl]
2. al angel - Whale Tale
3. Christopher Okiishi - Safe Passage
3.5. Ron Wright - Garden Party IV
4. Toni Wilson - Emma, An Apology
5. Alyssa Bowman - Teabags are about 100% THC
6. Mark J. Hansen - White Meat Like Pork Or Breast Chicken
7. James Erwin - The Hilarious Mexico Sketch
7.5. Seth Brennemann - Surf Ninjas: a Road to Excellence
8. Naked Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Roy Orbitson or Michael's Done It Again: Death Count: 38
9. Kurt Meyermann - Philmont Chronicles: Volume Two, Don't You Dare Give ME the Bird
9.5. Maria Hill - My Butt is Pretty
10. Arlen Lawson - Old Man Tears With Genghis and Hopey
11. Jamal River - You'll Get Married (song performed by Furious Skinny)
12. Paul Rust - Sea Badge
13. Jamal River - Who is Stupider?
14. Aprille Clarke - Fortune Cookie Nights - A Spin-Off; ten 30-second Plays about Carl
15. Chris Stangl - The Lady Grew So Fast
1. Toni Wilson -
The Pledge of Freaking Allegiance (For Evil Black Man)
