No Shame Theatre Archives (1998-99)

KEY:
Author(s) - Title (Performers, if known)

1. Numbered entries indicate the piece's position in the order.
   

• Bulleted entries - the exact order is unknown.
  

The order for the evening, swing kids:

1) James Erwin - Coasting On Good Looks and Popularity (James Erwin)
2) Dan Brooks - An Evening With No One in Particular or This Is the Only Piece I Wrote Tonight That Does Not Contain the Phrase "Violent Bowel Movement" (Dan Brooks)
3) Greg Wicklund - Friday 10:16 pm
4) Chris Okiishi and Adam Burton - Moving (Chris Okiishi, Adam Burton)
5) Syniva Whitney and Kelli Rae Powell - Steve the Cat
6) Mandi Lee - Canada
7) Jamal River and Chris Stangl - Elvis and the Slippery Turd (Jamal River, Chris Stangl)
8) James Erwin - I Love My Mom
9) George Anastasiou - Three, Two, One...BUZZZ
10) Chris Stangl - Theodore Roosevelt: a sketch that makes a fart come out my butt (performed by Chris Stangl)
11) Dan Brooks and Peter Franke - Being and Nothingness: A Metaphysical Exploration or The Violent Bowel Movement Sketch

(sold out show)

1) Bradley Harris - Three Big Spheres
2) Mandi Lee - Twilight Cul De Sac: The Pilot
3) George Anastasiou - Conversations with My Uterus
3.5) Walt Stein - The Theatre Arts Major Visits Europe
4) Mandi Lee - Compulsions
5) Aprille Clarke - Hanson Gets His Pipes Cleaned
6) Dan Brooks - Dead at Twenty-One
7) James Erwin - This Skit Est Omnes Divisa En Tres Partes (Dan Brooks, James Erwin, Brad Quinn)
7.5) Dan Brooks - Cynics
8) the Cain Brothers - Take Me Along
9) Michael Rothschild - I Do Noises, Maybe
10) Mose Hayward - Also Wrote a Parody of Tandy Cronyn, But Had Good Decadency or Wimpisherness to Wait 'Til She Left, Unlike Dan
11) Eric Curtis - Chip's Cult
12) Dan Brooks and Mary Fons - New York or William Collins Almost Didn't Go (performed by Mary Fons)
13) Mose Hayward - Sociological Ramifications of the King, Elvis Presley: A Posterior Perspective
14) Mark Hansen - The Intervention
15) Los Hermanos Cain - Por Todas Partes
16) Chris Okiishi - Fucked

(ISCAnic weekend. Sold out show.)

1. Mike Cassaday and Aaron Galbraith - Letters to Mom or The Easiest Way to Save a Dollar (performed by Aaron Galbraith & Mike Cassady)
   
2. Kelli Rae Powell - Two Women
   
3. Eric Curtis - Chip Returns as Judge, Jury and, Of Course, Executioner
   
4. Nathan Peterson - Skeeter Finds a Job
   
5. Mark, Steve and Kelli Rae - Commercial Number One
   
6. Syniva Whitney - We're Told It's Fear of Entirely Knowing and That's Why the Theatre Is Empty
   
7. Mike Rothschild - Everything I Say Is a Lie, Including This
   
8. Mark Hansen - News Broadcast: The Kenneth Starr Report
   
9. Mose Hayward - I Can't Think of a Good Title Joke That Only Takes a Few Words, So I Usually Write Long Titles and the Lovely Dan and Mandi Though Are Pretty Good at Reading Them Anyway and Barely Stumble, Stumble
   
10. Sommer Austin, Lauren Austin and Mandi Lee - Serial
    
11. Jeremy Wilson and Brook Gibleom - Antidisestablishmentarianism: Part Two
    
12. Mose Hayward - The Presidential Dong Goes Ding
    
13. Baker McDonald - Pussy
    
14. George Anastasiou - Sometimes I Like to Pretend I'm Erik Estrada
    
15. Chris Okiishi and Adam Burton - Lo Odio
    
16. Marvin SMASH Wooten - The Funnyman Cometh, The Funnyman Goeth
    
17. Ben Schmidt - The Finger Song
    

1. James Erwin - By James Erwin by James Erwin
   
2. Brad Smith - Bill
   
3. Brian Luecky, Eric Richmond, and Jeff Stephens - This Falls on the WB
   
4. Mose Hayward - Cuandos Algo Asi, Notas Lo Mal Que Es Vivir
   
5. Mandi Lee - Angry Haikus For A Post Modern World
   
6. Mike Cassady and Aaron Galbraith - Shakespeare Must Be Ejaculating In His Grave
   
7. Moses Helmell - I Wrote Me Some Lines for a Play
   
8. Walt Stein - Gone to Pot with the DI
   
9. Mike Rothschild - Heavy Metal Show
   
10. Dan Brooks - Where Jokes Come from or C'mon Billy I'll Explain it to You in the Shed
    
11. Peter Franke - She Said: Breast Feeding Was Invented by a Man - I Love Feminists Like They Love Me
    
12. Dan Brooks - My Head or Not the First No Shame Piece Inspired by Morphine
    
13. George Anastasiou - A Reading
    
14. Mike Rothschild - We Sold Our Souls for Jelly Rolls (Mike Rothschild, Mandi Lee)
    

1. Aprille Clarke - Lizard Boy: The Beginning (Kyle Lange ...)
   
2. Steve Ellerhoff and Mark Hansen - Enter Dramatis Personae
   
3. Dan Brooks - The Fly Piece (Dan Brooks...)
   
4. Aprille Clarke - Lizard Boy Hits Puberty (Kyle Lange ...)
   
5. Adam Burton - Dish (Adam Burton, Chris Okiishi)
   
6. Mandi Lee and Tane Kawasaki - Still
   
7. Mose Hayward - A Mi, Este Tipo de Arte No Me Die Nada
   
8. Aprille Clarke - Lizard Boy's First Date (Kyle Lange ...)
   
9. Chris Okiishi - Another Linguistics Lesson
   
10. James Horak - The Bible According to Chode or Jesus Must Be Spinning In His Grave
    
11. Mose Hayward - En Memoria a Cuatro Rosas (Mose Hayward)
    
12. Mike Rothschild - The Book of Life
    
13. Dan Brooks - Angry Mouth in Mel's Diner (Dan Brooks, with Peter Franke doing backup on bass)
    
14. Ben Schmidt - Me Singin'
    

.5) Satori Snow - The Bus
1) Greg Mitchell - Discovery Science Investigations
2) Elsie Gustafson - It's a Play, Goddammit!
2.5) Brad Smith - Another Stage Cross
3) Adam Burton and Chris Okiishi - Spoon
4) Danger Brooks - White Bread or Believe With Me, Danny (Dan Brooks)
5) Kelli Rae Powell - Sick to Death
6) Greg Mitchell - Cat and Mouse
7) Chris Okiishi - The Bus Piece
8) Wilma Titzgro - My Daddy Was a Homeless Drag Queen Hooker
9) Mose Hayward - Strawberry Milkshakes Are Yummy In My Tummy
10) Wilma Titzgro - Bullet Bra Theory
11) Mose Hayward - Spanky (Mose Hayward, Chris Stangl, Jamal River)
12) Jamal River - A Zany, Wack-o Bothers A Less Zany Wackless Couple Of Poople, Oops I Mean People
13) James Horak - Vignettes: Lunatic Ramblings for the 21st Century
14) Mandi Lee - tonight
15) Chris Stangl - I Eat My Farts and Also Other People's Farts, and Also There Will Be a Comedy Sketch (Chris Stangl, Jamal River, Mose Hayward)
16) James "Numb Phallus" Horak and Mike"Iron Nipples" Cassady - Watch Our Inhibitions Drop Onto the Floor and Spill Onto Most of the First Row

1) Mose Hayward - Family Scene #25
2) Little Jimmy Erwin - The Yalta Skit (John Smick, James Erwin, Megan Gogerty, Jamal River [?])
3) James Horak - The End
4) Chris Okiishi - First Come, First Serve
5) Sarah Greer - Jed and Judy Johnson and the Power of a Paper Cut
6) Kyle Lange - The Coolest Cambus Driver, yet another cambus piece
6.5) Eric Curtis - Chip In: It's an Anniversary All Right
7) Jamal River - The Song Thing (Jamal River)
8) Sarah Greer - Jed and Judy Again
8.5) James Horak - Bare Bones and the Conquest of Julia's Grapefruit Orchard Under a Brimstone Sky
9) Mose Hayward - Creation of Character II (Lori, George)
9.5) Ben Schmidt - Exorcism
10) Mandi Lee - Mister Rubber Man (Mandi Lee, Mose Hayward)
11) Greg Mitchell - Grapefruit
12) Megan Gogerty - Sacred Cows

1) Mike "Letterman" Phillips - Frantic Romantic
2) Shirin Sadeghi - Rash
3) James D. Wolf Jr. - How to Handle Telemarketers Part II
4) Kyle Lange - 00-Wow and Other Acceptance Speech Words
4.5) Brad Smith - Stage Cross
5) Sarah Greer - An All Girl Catholic High School or Talk About Sexual Tension (Sarah Greer)
6) Kehry Lane - Prisoner of His Past
7) Mose "Mosie" Hayward - Giving Good METAPHOR
8) Matt Sucharski - Ownership
9) Eric Hansen - Keith Goes East
10) Mandi Lee - Two Sides
11) Chris Okiishi - The Refrigerator Piece
12) Mike "Wonder Breasts " Cassady - Love by the Power of Grey Skull
13) James Horak - People Should Refrain From Writing No Shame Sketches with Real Long Titles Which are Entirely Unrelated to the Content Because It Gives Mandi a Hard Time When She Reads the Order and Oh Yeah This Piece is About Gatorade
14) Jerry Walker - Committing Sepuku in Eight Easy Steps
15) Ben Schmidt - Songs

1) James Erwin - The Oldest Skit I Haven't Used Yet (Aprille Clarke, Dan Brooks, James Erwin)
2) Mark Hansen and Steve Ellerhoff - Beloved
3) Mike Rothschild - Ultrasuede
4) Chris Okiishi - Rita, a Ghostly Halloween Piece (Chris Okiishi, Adam Burton)
5) Mike Phillips - Space Plan and the Rocket Man
6) Mandi Lee - Silences and Similarities
6.5) Ben Schmidt - Smooth Jazz
7) Aprille Clarke - The Alternative Lifestyle Newly Wed Game
8) Daniel Brooks [age six] - Poeticus Ex Diabolus : A Halloween Poem
9) Sarah Greer - Crop Sounds Like Crap When an Irish Person Speaks
10) Greg Mitchell and Chris Okiishi - Can't Get Over You [lyrics by Chris Okiishi, music by Greg Mitchell and Chris Okiishi]

1) Rat Snack McGrack, aka Greg Mitchell - The Ugly Truth
2) Carolyn Space Jacobson - Looking Glass (Kim)
3) Jamal and his girl River - Rock Hard Turds. Are Funny.
4) brad smith - incoherency or a poem
5) Brian Luecky and Eric Ritztofer II - You're Making It HARD for Me
6) Chris Okiishi (with help from Adam Burton, Kim Benesh, and Eric Straumanis) - Interruptions
7) Danger Brooks - Bittersweet Mime Piece #497 or All My Comedy Turned into Tragedy When I Wasn't Looking
7.5) Amelia Durlim - Apples and Oranges don't make Bananas
8) Brad, Mark and Steve - Blind Date
9) Ryan Hayslett - Rubix Cube
10) Christopher Okiishi - Rides
11) John Ham - Casual Sex
12) Michael Rothschild - Battle Lines
13) Chris Stangl Who Is Fantastic! - I Wish I Had Changed My Urine-Soaked Undergarments Before The Show! Next, A Comedy Skit (performed by Chris Stangl & Jamal River)
14) James "pillow talk" Horak and Aaron "drags teeth while giving blowjobs" Gailbraith - Lightbulbs Make Me Squeamish and My Butt Hurts
15) Mike "The Letterman" Phillips - Smooth Yellow Paper and the Fellow
16) Aaron Galbraith - My penis is really small
17) George Anastasiou - K's Revenge

1. Mandi Lee - The No Shame Games (Mandi Lee, Chris Okiishi, James Erwin, Dan Brooks)
   

   [Chris Okiishi, James Erwin, and Dan Brooks (under Mandi's guidance as game show host) vie for the title of No Shame Goddess of the Evening, facing the haiku, trivia, and interpretive dance challenges. Of the three, James Erwin had no warning at all to the best of my knowledge, Chris knew "something was up" about five minutes ahead of time, and I would estimate similarly for Dan.]
   

2. Will Nedved - Something I've Been Thinking About (Will Nedved)
   

   [Will does a monologue that ends with singing bits from songs like "Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls."]
   

3. George Anastasiou - Does Not Have a Title, Because I Want to Spend More Time Actually Working On the Script Itself. But Then I've Written Too Much Already, Help, Help...No Title...Overpowering...Must...Stop...Argh! Sorry, This Was Written by George Anastasiou (George Anastasiou)
   

   [George talks to someone (lines directed at a center-ish point in the audience), telling her how much he loves her, even though she's one of his students. (Delivered straight-faced, written to inspire moments of rapt attention and others of humor.)]
   

4. Chris Okiishi - Accent Therapy (Chris Okiishi, Adam Burton)
   

   [Chris plays a therapist, I play his client, he tries to cure my lack of assertiveness by getting me to speak in a tough-guy Brooklyn accent.]
   

5. Bob Alanis - Romeo (Bob Alanis & ...)
   

   [Bob plays a guy who's on a date; we can't see his ladyfriend, but we learn she's a bit of an airhead (ouch). Not sure who played his roommate.]
   

6. Kevin Dean - Hard Sell
   

   [Two guys (one of whom was probably the author, but who knows) do a sketch about the devil describing the benefits of hell over heaven, including a 401K retirement package, profit-sharing, etc.]
   

   
7. Greg Mitchell - Off Into the Night (Greg Mitchell)
   

   [LIGHTS UP on Greg standing centerstage with his right foot resting on the seat of a chair, looking manly. Absolutely deadpan delivery.]
   "It's been a long time since I've sodomized a Ukrainian musk ox."
   [pause for the laughter to die down.]
   "....and I'm not going to wait even one more minute."
   [Greg walks up the center aisle and out of the theatre. BLACKOUT.]
   

8. Will Bundy - Mother
   

   [Guy delivers a long, serious monologue, descriptive text, sounds more like he's reading from a book than a theatre script.]
   

9. Danger Brooks - The Language of Brutality or It's Times Like This I Like to Remind You I'm Playing Characters Up Here (Dan Brooks)
   

   [Dan is calling to Ginger ("Here girl [whistle] Ginger! Come here!") and then begins discussing problems he's having with his wife.... (Ginger).]
   

10. Mike Rothschild - And Now, An Interview (George Anastasiou, Brad Smith)
    

    [George Anastasiou plays orgasm embodied, and is interviewed by a talk show host played by Brad Smith.]
    

11. Bob Alanis - Smut (Bob Alanis, Allison Hefley)
    

    [Bob and Allison play friends trying to summon the spirits of the dead with a ouija board.]
    

12. Mike Fergades - My Little Roach Buddy (Mike Fergades)
    

    [Mike tells us the story of a little roach friend he made, who he killed at their first meeting and then befriended. Breaks quickly into song and expressive, semi-melancholy movement/dance.]
    

13. Chris Okiishi - Lines (Chris Okiishi)
    

    [Chris talks about waiting in the line to get out of the finkbine parking lot, about parents and sex and snacks, the vastly separate at-home and at-work lives of his father, and where it has all led.]
    

14. Mike Rothschild - A Visit to the Doctor
    

    [Three people waiting to see a doctor, piece quickly degenerates into naming embarassing conditions, someone interrupts the piece and the perpetrators are removed, scene recommences, someone else uses inappropriate language, etc. until remaining performers apologize for the entirety of the piece.]
    

15. Mark Hansen - Normal People International
    

    [Establishing a fund for people who are well-fed, housed, clothed, and generally not in need of anything, because they're the only people who DON'T have a charity yet.]
    

16. Brad Smith - Like Father, Like No One (Brad Smith, Mike Rothschild)
    

    [Brad plays someone trying to talk to his Dad (played by Mike Rothschild), but Dad is not havin' it. Gets mad at Brad's grades ("Do you know what a 'C' looks like, son? A man trying to suck his own cock! How average is THAT?"), at his talking about his health, etc.]
    

17. Aprille Clarke - Like a Baby's Behind: An Allegory (Aprille Clarke, Mike Rothschild, Lori Keefer, James Erwin)
    

    [Aprille, Mike Rothschild, and Lori Keefer (sp?) play three women who are trying to keep the world a clean-shaven place. James Erwin plays the Statue of Liberty, who they also feel needs a bit of clear-cutting.]
    

18. Sarah Greer - Okay, Here's the Raw Truth About Why I Won't Go Out With You or This Piece Is Not About Musical Talent (Sarah Greer, James Erwin))
    

    [Sarah sings a song about (and sometimes to) her friend Robert, played by James Erwin, who just won't get the point that she's not interested in dating him.]
    

1. George Anastasiou - Party at Emily's (George Anastasiou)

[George plays a cereal killer.]

2. Mose Hayward - Memory of Wellness: A Play With Art in It (Mose Hayward, Chris Stangl, Jamal River, ...)

[Mose talks to his ailing friend in the hospital, played by Chris Stangl. Also featuring a lady nurse played by Jamal River, and the sick guy's dead mother (corpse played by ?)]

3. Aprille Clarke - Hey, It Could Have Been About Chassidic Jews

[Amish sex. Say no more.]

4. Mark Hansen - (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, God and Advertising

[Mark plays a guest on a talk show; the host is Christian, and Mark is a representative of a cult.]

5. Adam Burton - Boy Alarm (James Erwin, Adam Burton, Chris Okiishi, Kyle Lange)

[An advertisement for a new product that keeps your boyfriend safe from sexual predators. Announcer played by James Erwin. Couple played by Adam Burton and Chris Okiishi. Passerby played by Kyle Lange.]

6. Ari Herbstman - The Dash

[Someone reads a poem about the dash between date of birth and date of death on the tombstone, and suggesting one should use one's dash well.]

7. Jamal River - Fearless: The Song (Jamal River, with Aprille Clarke & Lori Keefer)

[Jamal plays guitar, sings a song, while Aprille Clarke and Lori Keefer stand imposingly behind him.]

7.5 John Hague - A Night at the Fieldhouse (John Hague)

[A monologue performed by the author about Iowa City nightlife, specifically at the Fieldhouse bar. Hence the title.]

8. Mike Rothschild - Cocanator 5000-X (Mark Hansen, Kyle Lange)

[Mark Hansen and Kyle Lange play themselves explaining that No Shame has been bought out by warring soft drink companies; they proceed to do a paid advertisement for a back hair remover put out by Coca-Cola.]

9. Jonah Phillips - A Presidential Confession Never Before Heard (Jonah Phillips)

[Jonah sings us an old song in a new context (about how the first love may have gone sour, but the second is worse than the first).]

10. Kyle Lange - Love: A Tragic Piece About Genitalia (Kyle Lange, Mary Fons, Dan Brooks, Aprille Clarke)

[Kyle and Lori Keefer play a couple of people who meet; Dan Brooks and Aprille Clarke play their genitals and accompanying subtext.]

11. Chris Stangl - I'm Gonna Fart!, I'm Gonna Fart! There, I Farted, But You Didn't Hear It! I like a comedy skit by Chris Stangl, who is a beautiful man (Chris Stangl, Jamal River)

[Father-daughter discussion at the breakfast table. Chris Stangl plays the father, Jamal River the daughter.]

12. Kehry Lane - Business or Pleasure?

[Two guys discussing a business transaction--with seriously sexual overtones.]

13. Sarah Conklin - The Oxford Encyclopedia of the Strange and Unusual Religious Practices of Weirdoes

[A representative of the ruling class of an alien planet explains in detail the penalties of disobedience to her queen. Bob Alanis plays one of the people to whom she lectures. Not sure of the other performer names.]

14. Chris Okiishi - Mistaken Identity (Chris Okiishi)

[Chris talks about standing in line at the movies, eating chalk, and a happy homecoming.]

15. James Horak - The Gremlin Apologies (James Horak)

[James plays the gremlin responsible for all things that go wrong.]

1) Mike Ehlert - Urinary Tract

[Four urinals, four guys, minimal interactions, all leave, blackout.]

2) Mose Hayward - You've Always Wanted To Do This (Wes Broulik, Chris Stangl, Jamal River, Mandi Lee, Sarah Greer)

[A discussion in history class, performed by Wes Broulik, Chris Stangl, Jamal River, Mandi Lee, and Sarah Greeg]

2.5) Wes Broulik - Great Moments in History #3 (Mandi Lee, Wes Broulik)

[Mandi and Wes present a brief reinterpretation of the "burning bush"]

3) Nina Orechwa - untitled (Chuck Monson)

[Chuck Monson delivers a monologue.]

4) Jamal River - Pooping in the Dark

[A piece about accidentally wiping your face in your grandfather's ass while intending to wipe your own ass with toilet paper.]

5) Mandi Lee - Flashdance Romance or Why I Don't Go To Parties (James Erwin, Jamal River, Mandi Lee, someone else?, Chris Stangl)

[James Erwin, Jamal River, Mandi Lee, someone else?, and Chris Stangl alternate between dance and a group narration (parts divided between them all) of a pick-up attempt that fails. The pickup-ee leaves, and the men pair off. I am drawing a blank on who played the fourth person in the lineup, but it was a woman who seemed to be playing one of the men in the scenario.]

6) Dan Brooks - Dead Week or The Rum Diary (Dan Brooks)

[Dan plays a blind man who has recorded all of his stories in his "rum diary"]

7) Chris Stangl - I've Had 47 Squirming Baby Rabbits Pulled Out Of My Anus (Chris Stangl, Jamal River)

[More poop humor by Chris Stangl. Jamal breaks in complaining that he's seen five minutes of this stuff from Stangl before. Stangl physically assaults him while yelling about not giving a fuck what anyone thinks, and reiterating his stance that the No Shame audience is just a bunch of losers with no lives who keep showing up to see his crap every week.]

8) Kyle Lange - Dan Is One Sexy Son of a Bitch aka Bring On The Pillow Mints (Kyle Lange)

[Kyle tries to sell the idea of renting Theatre A as hotel space (with proceeds going to undergrads)]

9) Nickolas Westergaard - I Never Took My Socks Off For My Father

[A man has a heart-to-heart with his dead father, until officials arrive to retrieve the body he took from the morgue.]

10) Mary Fons - Apples and Bananas

[A monologue about being an undergrad dealing with grad students which branches off into a revelation about cake as the cure for everything.]

11) Jake Johnson - Gary's Rage

[Jake plays a psycho who is sure that the world's evils aren't about war or deer overpopulaion, or anything else---it's the evil rabbits. Someone named Bill (last name, anyone?), playing the first fellow's brother) comes out of the audience and delivers a heart-warming talk to Jake about how rabbits are really sweet and cute and loveable, and his anger is misdirected because he clearly just hates himself.]

12) Aprille Clarke - Dream Boat - a Choose Your Own Adventure Style Romance for People Who Don't Take Such Things Seriously (Aprille Clarke, Lori Keefer, Kyle Lange)

[Aprille narrates a choose-your-own-adventure romance, with female characters played by Lori Keefer and male characters played by Kyle Lange.]

13) Alan Angel - The Best Dramatic Performance I Have Ever Given or How to Give an Oscar Winning Performance While in the Can (Jake Johnson)

[Jake Johnson delivers a monologue about realizing he is in the women's restroom by accident.]

14) Eric Curtis - My Kind of Advertisement (Eric Curtis, Michael Rothschild)

[Eric pitches ad ideas to Michael Rothschild following the "Item1--$40, Item2--$3,500, Item 3--$200. Item4--priceless" format, ending with "the new Mastercard Visa: It's everywhere you want to be." Plugs in items like leather gloves, a Ford Bronco, and a juror bribe, as well as and a few other attention-getting combos.]

15) Duane Larson - Jesus Walking On Water Followed Closely By Cops

[A gender-appropriate cast (names unknown to me) play a man and his old mother sitting on a porch in the country. He's reading to her when she sees Jesus walking on the water. Eventually law enforcement catch up with him (as narrated by the porch-sitters) because it's not a public body of water he's walking on.]

16) Allison Hefley and Bob Alanis - Movements

[A classic "setup" piece. A whole lotta props, including a tablecloth, books, knick-knacks and paddy-wacks and whatnots, topped off with a vibrating Mister Potato-Head. Scene begins, one person invites the other out for ice cream, lights out.]

17) Mike Reid - What To Do (Dan Brooks)

[Dan Brooks delivers a monologue about having had no life in high school, and now being in college where one of the only apparent differences is that now there's sex too. And a briefly misplaced green hat.]

1. George Anastasiou - Sometimes, I Like to Pretend I'm Erik Estrada
2. Kyle Lange - The Coolest Cambus Driver
2.5 Brad Smith - Another Stage Cross
3. Chris Stangl - I Eat My Farts and Also Other People's Farts, and Also There Will Be a Comedy Sketch (Chris Stangl, Jamal River, Mose Hayward)
4. Christopher Okiishi - The Refrigerator Piece
5. Sarah Greer - An All-Girl Catholic High School Education or Let's Talk about Sexual Tension
6. Jamal River - The Song Thing
7. Aprille Clarke - Like a Baby's Behind: An Allegory
8. Mose Hayward - Strawberry Milkshakes Are Yummy in my Tummy
9. Michael Rothschild - UltraSuede
10. Dan Brooks - The Language of Brutality or It's Times Like This I Like to Remind You That I'm Playing Characters Up Here
10.5 George Anastasiou - Party at Emily's
11. Eric Hansen (adapted by Mark Hansen) - Keith Goes East
12. Mandi Lee - Angry Haikus for a Post Modern World
14. Adam Burton - Dish/Spoon (Adam Burton, Chris Okiishi)
15. Mose Hayward - Giving Good Metaphor
16.5 Greg Mitchell - Off into the Night
17. Dan Brooks - Angry Mouth in Mel's Diner
18. Christopher Okiishi - Interruptions
19. little Jimmy Erwin, age 9 - The Yalta Skit