Danger Brooks
4.7.00
I am Ojay! Kill My Pants!
TOKAY, REVERSION, PKLFLXT and NONMETALLIC in a nice row
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TOKAY
Behold!
REVERSION
Behold!
PKLFLXT
Behold!
NONMETALLIC
Behold!
TOKAY
I am Ted from accounting.
REVERSION
I am the property of the Disney coporation.
PKLFLXT
I am your secret cousin from France.
NONMETALLIC
I am a postcard wearing pants.
ALL! ALL! ALL!
Date me!
TOKAY
I can touch my eye with my finger.
REVERSION
I sleep in a half pipe.
PKLFXT
I bear bad tidings from the hinterlands.
NONMETALLIC
I can describe a lime ricky.
TOKAY
I am full of witty rejoinders.
REVERSION
I get angry easily.
PKLFLXT
My pants are electric.
NONMETALLIC
I emanate a high-pitched whine.
ALL! ALL! ALL!
Date me!
TOKAY
I am a Mountain Dew model.
REVERSION
Teenage girls emulate me.
PKLFLXT
I adopted a sassy black son.
NONMETALLIC
I am a gay robot on fire.
TOKAY
When I sneeze, candy comes out.
REVERSION
When I candy, sneeze comes out.
PKLFLXT
Out I come, when candies sneeze.
NONMETALLIC
I come sneeze candy, when Im out.
ALL! ALL! ALL!
Date me!
TOKAY
I will take you to the movies.
REVERSION
I will introduce you to my parents.
PKLFLXT
I will accuse you of blinking too much.
NONMETALLIC
I will bury you in the yard.
TOKAY
You will be my wife.
REVERSION
You will be my friendly acquaintance.
PKLFLXT
You will be my butt puppet.
NONMETALLIC
Where is the bathroom?
ALL! ALL! ALL!
Date me!
TOKAY
You.
REVERSION
Me.
PKLFLXT
The movies.
NONMETALLIC
A dinosaur.
TOKAY
You.
REVERSION
Me.
NONMETALLIC
The movies.
PKLFLXT
Rumpus room.
TOKAY
You.
NONMETALLIC
Me.
PKLFLXT
The movies.
REVERSION
My hut.
NONMETALLIC
You.
PKLFLXT
Me.
REVERSION
The movies.
TOKAY
Space Mountain.
ALL! ALL! ALL!
Date me! Date me! Blackout!
Blackout! "I am Ojay! Kill My Pants!" IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR
"I am Ojay! Kill My Pants!" debuted April 7, 2000.Performed at New York No Shame on November 8, 2002, with the following cast:
Dan Brooks, John Peruzzi, Neil Campbell, Kyle Lange