Four Cycle: pt2 - The Old Man Who Could Not Drive A Tractor
by Drake Iowa[LIGHTS UP on FIANCEE and OLD WOMAN at table.]
FIANCEE
[glancing over his shoulder.] There it is again. You hear it, right?
OLD WOMAN
Oh, uh, I think so. [beat] Listen, I have something to tell you, and I dont know just how. Im just going to just say it.
FIANCEE
Oh. Kay.
OLD WOMAN
Im pregnant.
FIANCEE
Do you really have something to tell me, or is this the joke?
OLD WOMAN
Really.
FIANCEE
You are not You? How?
OLD WOMAN
I cant imagine, myself. You dont suppose you and I have have we?
FIANCEE
[squints a bit] You and me? You are kidding.
OLD WOMAN
Well, I mean, did we?
FIANCEE
I dont think so. Im engaged, and youre old.
OLD WOMAN
True enough. Still. I am pregnant. And I can be pretty seductive sometimes.
FIANCEE
Are you sure you dont hear the harvester out there? Thats so weird.
OLD WOMAN
You know how many men Ive seen since I came back here? Aside from the neighbor man, theres just you. And I live with you.
FIANCEE
But Im engaged.
OLD WOMAN
I can be pretty subtle in my seductions.
FIANCEE
Dont you think a guyd notice if
OLD WOMAN
Wouldnt be the first time. Now you and I have been here, what, nearly four years, and youve never even seen my daughter in all that time.
FIANCEE
[beat, softer] Shell be back.
OLD WOMAN
Thats it, boy. Dont lose hope.
FIANCEE
I really miss your daughter.
OLD WOMAN
I think Im going to have the baby.
FIANCEE
I think youre an old woman desperate for attention.
OLD WOMAN
That grain harvester. I hadnt even thought about it. [beat] I hope my daughter comes back.
FIANCEE
So that you can claim your inheritance, you mean?
OLD WOMAN
Believe it or not, I was thinking of you.
FIANCEE
[tense pause] Damn, youre subtle.
[Blackout.]
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"Four Cycle: pt2 - The Old Man Who Could Not Drive A Tractor" debuted September 13, 2002.