copyright © 1998
Hi, all. I didn't actually write a piece for tonight, but I thought I would bring up this notebook and
tell you all the funny things I thought of this summer. (reads- chuckles to self) Aw, fuck
it.
Goes offstage.
Lights down.
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Lights down and up.
Author's note- Only forgivable because I actually wrote another good piece that night.
"Coasting on Good Looks and Popularity" debuted September 4, 1998, performed by James Erwin.