Script Index for 2001-2002
[All scripts in the No Shame Script Library are the property of the author(s) who, in all cases,
retain the copyright to their works.]
- [uncredited] {but probably Seth Brenneman and crew} - Act 4: The Beginning of the End...Or, the Summer We'll Never Forget (10/5/01)
- Al Angel - 007: The Spy Who Loved Poop or Austin Powers: The Spy Who SHAGGED Poop (11/30/01)
- Al Angel - The Act or Process of Falling into Decay : a Hymn (9/7/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- al angel - AGES (4/12/02)
- Al Angel - Andrew McDougal McAgen McDuff (2/8/02)
- Al Angel - Bedtime for Britt (2/1/02)
- Al Angel - BRAIN of Darkness!!! (10/26/01)
- Al Angel - Cheshire Cat Moon (11/16/01)
- Al Angel - City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Poop (10/12/01)
- al angel - COW'S' TORY (4/5/02)
- al angel - THE END; 'Bedtime for Britt' Revisited; for Britt Hill (4/26/02)
- Al Angel - Eulogy for Bill Evans (10/12/01)
- Al Angel - Flash! Flash! Flash! (10/19/01)
- Al Angel - A Flute for Kelli (2/22/02)
- Al Angel - Halloween 5: The Poop of Michael Myers (10/26/01)
- Al Angel - How Stella Got Her Poop Back (9/7/01)
- Al Angel - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- Al Angel - L'Aretino nei suoi ragionamenti sulle cortigiante, le maritata e...i contenti poop (11/9/01)
- Al Angel - Lim'ricks (2/15/02)
- Al Angel - Mo' Better Poop (10/5/01)
- Al Angel - My Best Friend's Poop (9/21/01)
- Al Angel - My Life Story. A Life Story (10/5/01)
- Al Angel - O, Brother, Where Poop Thou? (11/2/01)
- Al Angel - Obsequity (12/7/01)
- Al Angel - Pardon Me While I Have a Strange Interlude (11/9/01)
- Al Angel - Ploppin (3/8/02)
- Al Angel - Police Academy 2: Their First Poop (10/19/01)
- Al Angel - Schindler's Poop (9/28/01)
- Al Angel - Split -&- Hold (11/2/01)
- (Al Angel) - The Story of the Cow (presented by Al Angel) (3/29/02)
- al angel - Sun Shine (4/19/02)
- Al Angel - Thread -&- Screws (11/30/01)
- Al Angel - Three Stories About Love (9/21/01)
- Al Angel - Whale Tale (3/1/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- A. H. Anonymous - Phillip Morris Approved Entertainment (4/12/02)
- Georgia Athens {Nick Clark} - Elbow the Letter (9/28/01)
- Willie Barbour - A Moment in Life (9/7/01)
- W Barbour - Opus 15 -- Hymn for the Silent Fool (9/21/01)
- Willie Barbour - Opus 20-The Recorder (9/28/01)
- Willie Barbour - Opus 22-It's the Fear of Not Knowing (10/5/01)
- Willie Barbour - Opus 45-Little Brown Jug or String of Pearls, it's all just scat to me (10/12/01)
- William Barbour - The Penis Passion Play: A Response to a Talking Vagina or I Wish I Was a Dog, a classic Vagina Envy Story (9/14/01)
- Willie Barbour - That Was Just Stupid (11/9/01)
- Mel Barnes-Staglia - Whenever You Loved, You Were (9/21/01)
- The Beckett Parody - James Lin Erwin (4/17/02 TONS)
- Jesse Blaine - I wrote this and I hope it doesn't suck (3/8/02)
- Jesse Blaine - Sometimes I Cry (2/22/02)
- Andrea Blong - Windows of the Soul (10/19/01)
- {Alyssa Bowman, aka} Creamy, Licorice, and Orange Gel - A frog, half a curtain rod, and a fat little cat did things (2/22/02)
- Alyssa Bowman - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- Alyssa Bowman - Johnny Correspondent (8/31/01 WOW) (12/14/01 BONS)
- Alyssa Bowman - The Mystery of the Missing Red Diamond. And the Animal Stealed It: A Poem I wrote When I Was Six (2/15/02)
- Alyssa Bowman - Teabags are about 100% THC (2/1/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Alyssa "Balls" Bowman and Neil "Balls" Campbell - A Candita Gram (12/7/01)
- Alyssa -&- Jamal Bowman - The Ape Man's Café Z (11/30/01)
- Seth "To the Izzo" Brenneman - All Pogs Go to Heaven (2/1/02)
- Seth Brenneman - Gilbert Gottfried: A Chronicle of a Hero (9/7/01)
- Seth Brenneman - The Preset Blues...Or Are They? (2/15/02)
- Seth Brenneman - Surf Ninjas: A Road to Excellence (3/29/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Seth Brenneman and Bill McKenna - Sylvan Learning Center: My Homework's Already Done, Mom! (4/19/02)
- Seth Brenneman, Michele Thompson, Paul Rust, & Bill McKenna - Jurassic Pork I (10/19/01)
- Seth Brenneman, Michele Thompson, Paul Rust, & Bill McKenna - Jurassic Pork 2: The Lost Sam Neill (10/19/01)
- Seth Brenneman, Michele Thompson, Paul Rust, & Bill McKenna - Jurassic Pork 3: Dinosaur Scratches (10/19/01)
- Seth Brenneman -&- Stuart Stutzman - Ernest Goes to...Over There (9/28/01)
- Dan Brooks - Luckies (10/26/01)
- Norval Brooks Reiss - I Want to Trick you Into Helping: Me a Song (11/16/01)
- James Brown - Thank God for Cheez Whiz (11/9/01)
- James Brown - Wake Me Up When This Poop is Over; Part I (4/12/02)
- James Brown - Wake Me Up When This Poop is Over With, Part 3: Sorry, Part 2 Wasn't Worth It (4/26/02)
- Norval Brown - That Man IS Not a Moon! (Arlen Birth) (10/26/01)
- "Silas Brown" - Da: Dry 55 (10/19/01)
- Adam Burton, Eric Burton, & Chris Okiishi - Tag-I'm It! (10/12/01)
- "Jose Calcutta -&- Silas Cricky-Cracky" - Your Rent is Due (9/21/01)
- William Callihan and Chris Liddell-Westefeld - My Love Affair With Newt Gingrich (7/12/02)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - All About Dinosaurs! A Play With Music (10/5/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - Arlenita, the Prettiest Girl (10/19/01)
- Neil "BALLS" Campbell - The Balls, Cassady, -&- Stubble Comedy Show! (11/30/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - Broom Hilda (9/28/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Career Day Massacre (10/12/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - Chocolate -&- Liquor (11/2/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - Far Far Away (11/16/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Ghost in THIS VERY ROOM! (10/26/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Mystery of the Cosmos (9/21/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - A Really Killer Piece (11/9/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - Rosebud (12/7/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - The Three Kinds of Pain (9/7/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - Topical Comedy Monologue No. 1: I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- Neil "Balls" Campbell - Welcome to Iowa! (8/31/01 WOW)
- Neil Campbell, Al Angel, -&- Jamal River - Poop From New York or Escape from L. Anus (12/7/01)
- Mike Cassady - Allow me to Clarify This (2/8/02)
- Mike Cassady and Paul Rust - An Evening in Yesteryear (11/16/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- {Nick Clark, aka} Nick Lucre (with additional lyrics by Lerner and Lowe) - Almost Like Being in Love a rap song (4/19/02)
- Nick Clark - The Argyle Tremens (3/1/02)
- Nick Clark - Danny and the Space Dinosaur; for Jason Nebergall (4/5/02)
- Nick Clark - Dust Bunny - for Arlen Lawson (2/22/02)
- Nick Clark - The Sad Sad Tale of Levvie; pt. One-Jackie. For Aprille Clarke (3/29/02)
- {Nick Clark, aka} Yeovil Englund - Sheila in a Gig (10/26/01)
- {Nick Clark, aka} Dee Troy - Sir Chan Destroy (10/12/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- Aprille Clarke - Are You Still Here? (11/2/01)
- Aprille Clarke - The Bare Boob Project (11/16/01)
- Aprille Clarke - Chets and Balances (10/19/01)
- Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True, Part I: George and Genevieve (2/1/02)
- Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True Part II: Dave (2/8/02)
- Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True, Part III: Garrett (2/15/02)
- Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True Pt. IV: Cherise (3/1/02)
- Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True Pt. V: Nina (3/8/02)
- Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True, Pt. VI: Jackson (3/29/02)
- Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True; Part VII: Louise (4/5/02)
- Aprille Clarke - The Day the Fortune Cookies Came True; The Final Chapter: Carl's Redemption (4/19/02)
- Aprille Clarke - Fortune Cookie Nights - A Spin-Off; ten 30-second Plays about Carl (4/12/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Aprille Clarke - How Not to Have Babies or Why I Hate it When the French Reproduce (10/26/01)
- Aprille Clarke - How to Make Someone Love You: an Informative Play (4/26/02)
- Aprille Clarke - I Wish I Had Some Balls or Balls, We Hardly Shaved You (12/7/01)
- Aprille Clarke - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- Aprille Clarke - It's What's Inside That Counts (8/31/01 WOW)
- Aprille Clarke - Nothing: A Definition -&- Recommended Use (9/7/01)
- Aprille Clarke - On the Consequences of a Contract of Meaning (10/5/01)
- Aprille Clarke - Poop Magnolias (10/12/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- Aprille Clarke - Situated Under the Tongue (11/9/01)
- Aprille Clarke - Tie a Pink Ribbon or Why God Hates the French (9/28/01)
- Aprille Clarke - An Unabridged, Annotated List of Everyone I Have Ever Had Sex With (Which Means that Yes, You Are on It (11/30/01)
- "Silas Cricky-Cracky" - Your Aim is Off (9/21/01)
- "Silas Crombacha" - Michael Rothschild Loves Spain and He Lived There for a Year! (9/28/01)
- Lisa Day - Cornelia and Milligan (3/8/02)
- Don Deeley - DJ Qualls Burned My House Down (4/19/02)
- Sam P. Drew - Romance Monologue for Michael Jackson to Read (10/5/01)
- James Erwin - Chataqua #4-On the Upcoming Release of Attack of the Clones (9/7/01)
- James Erwin - Deutschesangstlied (4/17/02 TONS)
- James Erwin - The Hilarious Mexico Sketch (4/5/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- James Erwin - I Wish I Was a Dog...so I had a chance at your mom! (9/14/01)
- James Erwin - James Erwin Rocks You Like A Hurricane, But James Erwin Has Reservations About Rocking You All Night Until the Break of Dawn (11/30/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- James Erwin - Peaches the Somersaulting Poodle Has Dreams Where She Fucks a Wolf (10/19/01)
- J Lin Erwin - Sixty Lines (2/15/02)
- J Lin Erwin - The Skit Skat Sketchy Ska Hep! Hep! Oi! Oi! Sketch (10/5/01)
- James Erwin - That Impossible Hand Puppet (11/9/01)
- James "Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jammy-James" Erwin - Theater? Ontology! Fight! Fight! Fight! (10/12/01)
- James Erwin -&- Nick Clark - ZACTAMUNDO! (11/2/01)
- Scott Erwin - Introducing Scott Erwin (4/5/02)
- Doug Fern & Amir Efrati - I'm a Non-Conformist Like All my Friends (10/19/01)
- Scott Fiddelke - Card Shot (4/12/02)
- Ellen Flaherty - An Acorn Fell on My Head Today... (10/26/01)
- Ellen Flaherty - John Garfield and Friends (11/16/01)
- Rob Frisch - The Turkey (11/30/01)
- Aaron Galbraith - The Commandies, Part 3: 'The Lavender Hyena' (9/7/01)
- Aaron Galbraith - Knick Knack Patty Wack I Still Got the Biggest Sack (2/1/02)
- Aaron Galbraith and James Horak - Chess Masters (2/22/02)
- Josh Goodrich - Gone in 60 Seconds: A Tale of a Fat Ass Eating a Burrito (3/29/02)
- Matt Goolsby - Porno Bucket (10/12/01)
- Spencer Griffin - Grammie G. -&- Me (11/16/01)
- Spencer Griffin - Kelsey (2/1/02)
- Spencer Griffin - Life Is Beautiful (12/7/01)
- {Spencer Griffin, aka} "Tony Werner" - Room Serves -&- The Galapagos (3/29/02)
- Spencer Griffin - Stack of Paper Cuts, A (9/21/01)
- Spencer Griffin - Voices that Care: This Ain't Yo' Parents' Persian Gulf (11/2/01)
- Spencer Griffin -&- Neal Sachman -&- Tina Sherwood - Gang Bang Tang (What the Astronaut's Fucked to the Moon): Part Two: The Beginning (9/7/01)
- John Hague - The Greatest Love Story Ever Told (9/21/01)
- Mark J. Hansen - Connubial Fusion (4/26/02)
- Mark J. Hansen - Doing Lunch (10/12/01)
- Mark J. Hansen - Don't Tell Mom, the Babysitter's Oedipus (9/28/01)
- Mark J. Hansen - F.A.Q./F.Q.A. (3/29/02)
- Mark J. Hansen - If It's Gotta be Clean... (2/1/02)
- Mark J. Hansen - The Man Who Was Must-See Thursday (4/12/02)
- Mark J. Hansen - Sweeney Todd Bass: The Willie Barbour of Chew Street (4/17/02 TONS)
- Mark J. Hansen - Tooth Against Brushism (2/8/02)
- Mark J. Hansen - Underwater Sunset (2/15/02)
- Mark J. Hansen - White Meat Like Pork Or Breast Chicken (2/22/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Matthew Hart - Beads for Boobs: Experimental Theatre (2/1/02)
- {Matthew Hart, aka} Count Crotchula - Count Crotchula (3/29/02)
- Matthew Hart - Experimental Theatre: Matt Tries Unsuccessfully to Do a Handstand (2/8/02)
- Matthew Hart - It Rains (4/12/02)
- Matthew Hart - No Rain (4/5/02)
- Matthew Hart - Somewhere Over the Rainbow Trout (11/30/01)
- Matthew Hart - Stephen King Kong (12/7/01)
- "Alyssa J. Hayward" - Heema Jeema! That's a Moon Dan Brooks! (10/26/01)
- Mose Hayward - Way Sports (4/26/02)
- Robbie Heath - Sheep Wool (11/9/01)
- Ben Heinen, Steven Slye, Alex Kimble - We Admit It (10/19/01)
- Calvin Hennick - Hitler Was a Douche Bag (10/5/01)
- Calvin Hennick - My Eternal Reward (10/26/01)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Meryll Streep's Ghost - The ASPCA Likes Dogs (4/19/02)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Cicely Tyson - Disney's 101 Dalmatians (2/15/02)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Steve "Captain N: The Game Master" H - Five Minutes for the Best Five No Shame Skits of All Time (12/14/01 BONS)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Ray Parker, Jr. - I Stole Your Song (3/8/02)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Michael Landon's cold, cold dead body, RIP, and Estelle Getty's hot ass, YEOUUCH! - I Was a Teenage Wearer (4/12/02)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Shit, I'm Two Months Late for That Joke - I Wish I Was a Dog (2/1/02)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Larry Cohen - Island of the Alive (4/17/02 TONS)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Fred MacMurray - Jason X (4/17/02 TONS)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Sir Walter Raleigh - Lucky Charms: A Serial (2/22/02)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Myself, Michael Eisner - Lucky Charms: A Serial Pt. 2: Dennis Hopper Movies (3/1/02)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} John F. Kennedy, Jr. - Martha's Vineyard: Real Life Eden, Or Fantasy Island (2/8/02)
- Steve Heuertz - A Moment of Silence for Those Who Have Passed (9/28/01)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Emeril Lagasse - The Power to Keep You Going (4/5/02)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Dan Hedaya, Nick "Don't Call Me Blue Chips" Nolte, and Steve "Don't Call Him Blue Chips" Heuertz - Revenge Of The Nerds; Or Revenge Of The Nerds Part 2:Ê Nerds In Paradise (11/2/01)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Spud Webb - Some People Call Me the Space Cowboy (12/7/01)
- {Steve Heuertz, aka} Anthony from Love Cruise - You Hurt People...Maliciously! (11/16/01)
- maria hill - I Feel a Breezy Peepee (4/26/02)
- Maria Hill - The Longest Poop (12/14/01 BONS)
- Maria Hill, aka "the best Mina" - My Butt is Pretty a sweet poem (2/22/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Maria Hill - Poop a Pee Like Me (11/16/01)
- Maria Hill!! - President Bush's Speech (2/1/02)
- Maria Hill! - The Weird School Day (11/30/01)
- James Horak - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- James Horak - Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, hell fucking yeah! Get up and dance, you miserable fucking bastards! I SAID DANCE! (11/2/01)
- James Horak - Parity in Essence and Understanding (4/5/02)
- James Horak - a thing for rumpy or You better have written this whole damn title down, Stangl, you twerp. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Wanna make something of it? Yeah? Bring it! Oh, is that supposed to hurt? Stop tickling me. Okay, okay, okay, uncle. I said uncle! Ow! Leggo! Goddammit! UNCLE!!! OOOOOOWWWWCH!!! Ha, just kidding! Wuss. So seriously, let me go now. No, seriously. Dude, let me go. Seriously. Don't make me head-butt you. Yeah, that's right, and don't ever let me catch you doing it again. What? My mom doesn't do that. Does she? When? Yeah, like you've ever seen a goat and two midgets at a roller rink. What? No, I... Dude, put that thing down. Seriously. Put it down. You're scaring me, put it down. No, Chris, no, don't do it! What?... *I* love you. No, I do. No, I'm not just saying that because you have a howitzer with 22 lbs. Of buckshot in the barrel pointed at your head. I really do. Seriously. Come here. Gimme a big hug. Yeah, it's gonna be alright. Everything's going to be alright. (muffled sound of cannon blast followed by the rhythmic, wet plop of raining meat and gore... what happens next? That's for YOU to decide!! (if you reload the howitzer with a frozen turkey and a fistful of revenge, turn to page 22. If you zap the martians with your disintegrato-ray, turn to page 14. If they both die, your adventure is over. Go buy another book, dumbass!)) (4/26/02)
- James Horak - Why I Will Never Have a Real Job (2/8/02)
- James Horak and Nick Clark - In Agreement (4/12/02)
- James and James (Horak and Erwin, respectively) - James and James on a Desert Island (9/21/01)
- "Silas Humbucker & Abe Strand" - Testament of Th (10/12/01)
- Carolyn Space Jacobson - Chevrolet Bel Aire (9/28/01)
- Jake - Skit for NO SHAME theatre: Concierto en Buildingo Teatro (9/14/01)
- John - Hideo Don't Play Here Nomo (9/14/01)
- {Juggly} Brad - Photo Hanger Banger McPhoto'jack o'lantern off (7/12/02)
- {Juggly} Steve - 3 Sticks -&- Two Balls (12/7/01)
- Jugglies - Grape Ni-Hi (11/9/01)
- {Juggly Steve & Juggly Brad, aka} I Wanna Be a Dog - Holy Shit, Brad! My Balls are Glowing! And I'm Going to Poop in Your Mouth! (9/28/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- {Juggly Steve & Juggly Brad, aka} Turn of the Wheel - I Wannabe a Dino-dog with flames coming out of my Brontosauras butthole (10/12/01)
- {Juggly Steve & Juggly Brad, aka} Nutball and Butternut - I Wanna Be a Shit that Dogs in Your Mouth (10/5/01)
- Jugglies! - I Wanna Be the...GRAPE DILLONI (10/19/01)
- {Juggly} Steve -&- Bradley - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- {Juggly} Steve and Brad - I Wish I Were Dog aka Chop Suey (9/21/01)
- the Jugglies and Nick - I Wish I Was a Food (10/26/01)
- erin king - As the World Turns (9/21/01)
- Erin King - Ask your doctor about Zolax today! (because Mike Rocks!) (3/1/02)
- Erin King - Chemistry Sucks (4/17/02 TONS)
- Erin King - Estoy Hablando Espanol (10/5/01)
- Erin King - OH GOD! OOOOH POOP!! a tragedy in two parts (10/19/01)
- Erin King - She Doesn't Wear Black (3/29/02)
- Erin "Tenacious E" King - Vermophile (11/2/01)
- Erin King - Well, Shit (11/30/01)
- Erin King - Your Penis is MY Village (9/21/01)
- King Toad {Jamal River} - Any Given Situation (8/31/01 WOW) (12/14/01 BONS)
- King Toad - Carparts -&- Eggshells (9/7/01)
- King Toad - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- King Toad - Mary's Skull (10/5/01)
- King Toad - Run (2/22/02)
- Jeff Kite - Barber Barbaric (3/8/02)
- Jeffrey Kite - Barbers Barbaric (2/8/02)
- Jeff Kite - Electromagnetic Intergalactic Frog Sauce (3/1/02)
- Jeff Kite - Psychotherapy (11/30/01)
- Jeff Kite - Reservoir Frogs (2/1/02)
- Jeff Kite - Sibling Rivalry -&- Bowl of Tanted Cherrios (11/9/01)
- T. Knapp - Oak (11/2/01)
- T. Knapp - Something About Charlotte's Sexual Mystery -&- My Own Insecurity Presented in a Confusing Blend of Color -&- Noise (11/9/01)
- Tom Kovacs - Formula Plots Part 1: Blatant Corporate Advertising (9/21/01)
- Thomas Kovacs - Formula Plots Part 2: Epic Superhero Battle (10/5/01)
- Tom Kovacs - How I Learned to Stop Loving and Break UP with Myself (2/15/02)
- Thomas Kovacs - Wash Cycle (12/7/01)
- Tom Kovacs - What the DI Didn't Cover (4/19/02)
- Tom Kovacs, Sam Negron, -&- Rikki Honnold - The Pop Machine (11/9/01)
- Kovacs -&- Walken - Formula Plots Pt. 3: Over Used Pickup Line (10/26/01)
- Danielle Santangelo Kovalick - 'Our Founding Fathers'? HA! More Like, 'Our Founding Lezbo Porno Pervos'! or Pretend I'm a Guy So This Piece Will Work (4/5/02)
- Danielle Santangelo Kovalick - 'Stand By Me' as I Worship a Four-Eyed Pile of Shit (4/19/02)
- Danielle Santangelo Kovalick - SUBJECT HEADING: Hey (4/12/02)
- Kyle Lange - A 'New' Song (10/26/01)
- Kyle Lange and Dan Brooks - I, Neil 'Balls' Campbell, Am One Tenth the Order-Reader that Kyle Lange Was (10/26/01)
- (Arlen Lawson) - The "Archie" Comic Strip From Tues, May 11, 1982 by Bob Montana (8/31/01 WOW)
- Arlen Lawson - Beach Bum, Motherfucker, Friend (4/26/02)
- Arlen Lawson - The Boiled-Egg Vampire, Please! (3/1/02)
- Arlen Lawson - Breathing Games a song (2/8/02)
- Arlen Lawson - Desert Pepper (9/7/01)
- Arlen Lawson - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- Arlen Lawson - Farmer Lick (11/9/01)
- Arlen Lawson - Fleshy Chambers (9/21/01)
- Arlen Lawson - Genre Pt. IV: Romance (10/12/01)
- Arlen Lawson - Hard to be Jones: a Total Song (10/19/01)
- Arlen Lawson - The High Chair; A Prison Story (11/16/01)
- Arlen Lawson - Lines of Decay (9/28/01)
- Arlen Lawson - Love and Food Stamps (11/2/01)
- Arlen Lawson - The Lunatic Club (4/12/02)
- Arlen Lawson - Old Man Robin (12/7/01)
- Arlen Lawson - Old Man Tears With Genghis and Hopey (2/15/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Arlen Lawson - Salt and Poverty (10/5/01)
- Arlen Lawson - Shoestring Hangman's Noose (2/1/02)
- Arlen Lawson - Starvation Box (10/26/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- Bret Libigs - Driving Lessons, the Hard Way (3/8/02)
- {Bret Libigs, aka} Tom Skerritt - Life's Lessons (3/29/02)
- Bret Libigs - Lou Diamond Philips Plays the Skin Flute (3/1/02)
- Jake Livermore, John Henry Muller, Paul Rust - Aaylah Ugly No Bear Baby (11/9/01)
- Jake Livermore and Robert Sondag {Paul Rust}- Two Rickets for Vincent Price (4/19/02)
- Madcap Hijinx - Stargate the Song of the Movie rock song (7/12/02)
- Magnetic - Every, Every, Body Body Wants to Be a Dog (2/1/02)
- Magnetic - Holy Shit My Balls Bounce Gueut (11/16/01)
- Magnetic - Me -&- My Balls (10/26/01)
- Magnetic - Monkeys Ate Dallas, Cool McAwesome (4/17/02 TONS)
- Jamie Margolin - I Loves Me Some Add Sheet People (4/5/02)
- Jamie Margolin - Onstar* Assistance (4/19/02)
- Jamie Margolin - Revelations at Malone's (3/1/02)
- Jamie Margolin - Trojan Man Was a Pheta Beta Tri Delt (3/8/02)
- Jamie Margolin with help from Pookman - The No Rumpy Club (4/26/02)
- Bill McKenna - That's How the Cookie Crumbled (2/8/02)
- Bill McKenna -&- Seth Brenneman - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- Kurt Meyermann - Duck Tape (10/26/01)
- Kurt Meyermann - Philmont Chronicles: Volume One, Mountain Lion Poop (11/16/01)
- Kurt Meyermann - Philmont Chronicles: Volume Two, Don't You Dare Give ME the Bird (12/7/01) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Arend Miller - A Brief Synopsis of Operation: Enduring Freedom (10/12/01)
- Arend Miller - Me -&- My Dad (11/30/01)
- {Arend Miller, aka} Bride of Strom-Thurmondstein - Today Good Friday (3/29/02)
- Arend Miller - You Can Eat a Dick (11/16/01)
- Diane Murphy - The Creative Mimes (4/26/02)
- Jason Nebergall - Again with the Comedy (3/8/02)
- Jason Nebergall - Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah (4/12/02)
- Jason Nebergall - The Future Time-Travels in Back (4/17/02 TONS)
- Jason Nebergall - Go Dog Go! A Tri-alogue (4/5/02)
- Jason Nebergall - Halloween Is Over, But I Wrote a Thing About It (11/2/01)
- Jason Nebergall - Hands of God or The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down (10/26/01)
- Jason Nebergall - High-Class Comedy for Being Laughed At (2/22/02)
- Jason Nebergall - Hilarious Boarding School Antics (4/19/02)
- Jason Nebergall - I Am Awesome And Thus You Should Like Me (10/19/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- Jason Nebergall - I Am Sworn To Valour (12/7/01)
- Jason Nebergall - I Owe Andy a Roosevelt (11/30/01)
- Jason Nebergall - J to the Jizzo! (2/8/02)
- Jason Nebergall - Moon Mulligan Something (11/16/01)
- Jason Nebergall - Oh No. People Should Really Not Keep Lizards Confined Like That. They Need Their Freedom (3/29/02)
- Jason Nebergall - Robot Love (4/17/02 TONS)
- Jason-X Nebergall - Rumpy Invents Diocletian (4/26/02)
- Jason Nebergall - There's Nothing Sadder Than a Sad Pirate (11/9/01)
- Jason Nebergall - This is a Comedy Piece, So You Will Ideally Laugh (3/1/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Jason Nebergall - Valentine's Day Is Over, But I Wrote a Thing About It (2/15/02)
- Sarah Neilson - Drops of Spanish Rose (4/26/02)
- Sarah Neilson - Long Sentence No Suggestions (4/12/02)
- Sarah Neilson - There Will Be No Burning (4/19/02)
- Tom Nixon - An Enlightenment (10/19/01)
- Nozebone the Band - Loveletter from a Seeing Eye Dog (8/31/01 WOW)
- Nozebone the Band - Bicycle Song (4/17/02 TONS)
- Nozebone the Band - Ten Year Plan (2/8/02)
- Nozebone the Band - Truth Story (9/7/01)
- O'God-on - I Wish I Am a Dog (9/14/01)
- Christopher Okiishi - Here's the Thing (10/12/01)
- Chris Okiishi - Hot and Heavy (4/5/02)
- Christopher Okiishi - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- Christopher Okiishi - A Little Late (11/9/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- Christopher Okiishi - Negotiated Safety (11/16/01)
- Christopher Okiishi - Re-Education (11/30/01)
- Christopher Okiishi - Safe Passage (3/1/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Luke Pingel - Her Name Should Be (9/28/01)
- Audrey Plumshower III - A Fond Farewell from One Dandy to Another (12/7/01)
- Pookman - Andrew (2/8/02)
- Pookman - Bob (2/1/02)
- Pookman - Dan (2/22/02)
- Pookman - Great Moments in Fuck (4/5/02)
- Pookman - Great Moments in Fuck Part II (4/5/02)
- Pookman - Great Moments in Fuck Part III (4/5/02)
- Pookman - Great Moments in Fuck Part IV (4/5/02)
- Pookman - Matt and Doug (2/15/02) (4/17/02 TONS)
- Pookman - Richard (3/8/02)
- Pookman - Rumpy's Good Day (4/26/02)
- Pookman - Stephanie (or The Hardest Lesson) (3/1/02)
- Pookman - Tough Love (3/29/02)
- "Liva Poole" - I'd Be Happy Just Two Aunts With You (11/2/01)
- "Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, -&- Sirius Black" - Harry Potter and the Night Paul Rust Crushed a Thousand Hops -&- Dreams of Four Orphans (11/16/01)
- Bonnie Prudden - Dusty (11/2/01)
- Alison Reeger - 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse in Rehab (10/12/01)
- J River - The Erwin (2/8/02)
- J River - Gene Will Mix Prefer Nice Can Con Pen (2/1/02)
- Jamal River - Jamal's Sad Song (7/12/02)
- Areli River - OGRE (2/15/02)
- River J - Spleknld (Frank Burns) (3/8/02)
- Jamal River, aka "Mean Jamma" - Who is Stupider? (4/12/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Jamal River -&- Neil "Balls" Campbell - Get This Crap Out of Me (12/7/01)
- Areli River (and Furious Skinny) - Furious Skinny (3/29/02)
- Areli River (and Furious Skinny) - The Killer's Waltz (4/26/02)
- Jamal River (and Furious Skinny) - Man Out of the (4/19/02)
- Areli River (and Furious Skinny) - YOU ARE DEAD (4/5/02)
- Jamal River (and Furious Skinny) - You'll Get Married (5/3/02 BONS)
- Paul Rust - Amazing Tales of the Astonishing (10/5/01)
- Paul Rust - The Carrot Kids: Mystery Solvers Part I: The Adventure Begins... (10/19/01)
- Paul Rust - The Carrot Kids: Mystery Solvers Pt II: Zen Arcade (10/26/01)
- Paul Rust - The Carrot Kids: Mystery Solvers Part III: CNN Headline Blues (11/2/01)
- Paul Rust - The Carrot Kids: Mystery Solvers Pt. IV: International House of Mischief (11/9/01)
- Paul Rust - Cheer If You Love Anything (11/30/01)
- Paul Rust - Clyde Collides (9/28/01)
- Paul Rust - Empty (3/1/02)
- Paul Rust - The Garveys (8/31/01 WOW)
- Paul Rust - Governor's Ball (4/19/02)
- Paul Rust - Happy Birthday... to Me?! (4/12/02)
- Paul Rust - Hi, Mommy! (3/29/02)
- Paul Rust - I Wish I Was a Dog (9/14/01)
- Paul Rust - John Ritter (3/8/02)
- Paul Rust - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Dauber (2/22/02)
- Paul Rust - The No Shame Show (4/26/02)
- Paul Rust - No Stale Juh (2/1/02)
- Paul Rust - Roast Beef (12/7/01)
- Paul Rust - Sea Badge (4/5/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Paul Rust - Talking to Your Kind (9/7/01)
- Paul Rust - The Unquestionable Genius of One Rutherford B. Corduroy (2/8/02)
- Paul Rust - Worlds of Fun and Regret (2/15/02)
- Paul Rust - Zuzu's Turds
(aka Zuzu's Kettles) (7/12/02)
- Paul "Sack" Rust -&- Neil "Balls" Campbell - Two Guys Are Trying to Go to Sleep but Stuff Keeps Waking Them Up (12/7/01)
- Steve [Slye], Ben [Heinen], and Alexxx - The Great Hypno (8/31/01 WOW)
- Tony Sparancino - In the Background (2/8/02)
- Brian Spagnolo - A Birthday Present Featuring Mike Lee (3/8/02)
- Chris Stangl - The Alyssas Bowmen (10/12/01)
- Chris Stangl - Arlen's Happiest Birthday (10/26/01)
- Chris Stangl - The Big Rape (4/5/02)
- Chris Stangl - Big Stupid Goes to the Fair (4/26/02)
- Chris Stangl - BLACK FOREST (9/7/01)
- Chris Stangl - Blue Wine, and 100 Scarecrows (11/2/01)
- Chris Stangl - The Drinking Alternative (8/31/01 WOW)
- Chris Stangl - Encyclopaedia Fantastique (10/19/01)
- Chris Stangl - Feel the Mouth of Dracula (11/16/01)
- Chris Stangl - I Got Two Sisters (11/9/01)
- Chris Stangl - I Wish I Was a Dog or The Punch -&- Judy Show (9/14/01)
- Chris Stangl - Inferno (4/19/02)
- Chris Stangl - The Jesus and Judas Shattering Kandy Korn Inescapable (10/12/01)
- Chris Stangl - The Lady Grew So Fast (2/22/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Chris Stangl - Let's Get Dead a love poem (2/8/02)
- Chris Stangl - Let's Learn How Presidents Died, -&- Eat Tapioca (12/14/01 BONS)
- Chris Stangl - Live Burial!: An Oscar Wilde Adventure for Young Boys (3/8/02)
- Chris Stangl - Make This Man Walk (11/30/01)
- Chris Stangl - Mouthful of Dirt (9/21/01)
- Chris Stangl - Neptunico Must Be Assassinated! (7/12/02)
- Chris Stangl - Shock Theater! (3/1/02)
- Chris Stangl - Special Dark (10/26/01)
- Chris Stangl - Sweethearts on a Harlem Table (2/1/02)
- Chris Stangl - There's My Girl a poem (10/5/01)
- Chris Stangl - Thick City, a story and a poem (2/15/02)
- Chris Stangl - Trouble in Dog Island (9/28/01)
- Chris "Vulva" Stangl - Yeah! We're DYKES! (12/7/01)
- Chris Stangl (and Furious Skinny) - I Can't Sleep (4/12/02)
- Chris Stangl (and Furious Skinny) - Loud in My House (3/29/02)
- Chris Stangl (and Furious Skinny) - 24 Hrs. (4/26/02)
- Elliot Stapleton, Seth Brenneman -&- Bill McKenna - One! Two! Buckle My Eight. Five! Nine! Masturbate! (12/7/01)
- Elliot Stapleton, Bill McKenna, -&- Seth Brenneman - Jesus Christ Powerbar (11/9/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- Muffy Stennesy - Misery Train (10/5/01)
- Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Bob Kane (3/29/02)
- Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody...Except Deadheads (2/8/02)
- Naked Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Joseph Campbell (3/8/02) (4/17/02 TONS)
- Naked Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Roy Orbitson or Michael's Done It Again: Death Count: 38 (3/1/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Naked Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...Except Sisyphus (2/15/02) (4/17/02 TONS)
- Michael Tabor - I Love Almost Everybody ...IN MY PANTS! (4/5/02)
- Michael Tabor - I'm Not Here Tonight (4/19/02)
- Michael Tabor - Sergeant Bismarck Goes To The Circus (7/12/02)
- Michael Tabor - An Unabridged, Annotated List of Everyone I Have Ever Had Sex With (12/7/01)
- Michael Tabor - YOU Are The Laugh Track (4/26/02)
- Michael Tabor and Jason Nebergall - Senior Prom At Boner High (2/1/02)
- {Michael Tabor & Toni Wilson, aka} Jazz Great Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong - Pineapple Rock, Lemon Platt, Butter Scotch (2/22/02)
- Michele Thompson - Forever in Blue Jeans - Yeah! (4/19/02)
- Michele Thompson - I'm Gonna Clean up this Town. Good! (4/26/02)
- Michele Thompson - Prime Time Preacher (7/12/02)
- Michele Thompson - Stacey's Place (11/30/01)
- Michele Thompson (with inspiration from Michelle Schlesseman) - Things that I Think Would Be Beautiful (9/28/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- Michele Thompson - Waiting for a Bus (2/22/02)
- Brian Tuttle - Recess at Shakespeare Elementary School (2/15/02)
- Urine! {Erin King} - Sneeze or Orgasm? (11/16/01) (12/14/01 BONS)
- Virgin Ears - Get Off the Stage, Fuck-o!! or Adventures in Conflict Resolution or Death of a Salesman II (10/5/01)
- Olympia Washington - In a Haunted Hibernation (9/7/01)
- Anthony Weaver {Werner?} - My Vagina Monologue (2/22/02)
- Anthony Werner - Blue #3 (3/29/02)
- Anthony Werner - Light Up on a Table -&- a Chair (3/8/02)
- Matthew S. Wiegand - Star Scrambled Love (4/19/02)
- G.E. Wilker - Lament (10/12/01)
- Toni Wilson - Black Ice (11/30/01)
- Toni Wilson - Emma, An Apology (2/15/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- {Toni Wilson, aka} Magellan - Great Moments in World History: Columbus Discovers America in Five Minutes (3/29/02)
- Toni Wilson - Here Comes the Bride! (4/19/02)
- Toni Wilson - The Pledge of Freaking Allegiance (For Evil Black Man) (7/12/02)
- Toni Wilson - The Singing Piece! (Based on Actual Events!) (4/26/02)
- Toni Wilson & James Erwin - Deep Thumb (10/5/01)
- Toni Wilson & Michael Tabor - Hilariously Retarded Old People (featuring Jamal as a fart) (4/12/02)
- Ronnie Wright - The Dark (9/7/01)
- Ron Wright - Garden Party (2/15/02)
- Ron Wright - Garden Party Pt II (2/22/02)
- Ron Wright - Garden Party III (3/1/02)
- Ron Wright - Garden Party Part IV (3/8/02) (5/3/02 BONS)
- Ron Wright - Garden Party Part V (The Harvest) (4/5/02)
- Ron Wright - Homeless (4/17/02 TONS)
- Ron Wright - Ripped From Yesterday's Headlines or Not Another Vegetable Sketch! (4/19/02)
- Ron Wright - Turds Away (7/12/02)
- Ron Wright - Words or Meaning or How's That Again? (4/17/02 TONS)
- "Tyson R. Xauna" - The Punctuation Egg (10/19/01)