"Happy Birthday… to Me?!"
written by Paul Rust
I entice the audience to sing "Happy Birthday" to me. Then, I lead them in various, different versions including "How Old Are You?" and the lesser known "You Are So Talented at No Shame," "Who Do We Have to Kill Be Your Friend?," "But Paul, What Have You Done for Us Lately?," "You’re Not as Talented as Jason Nebergall," and "We Command You to Masturbate and Cry At the Same Time" (among multiple others).
After "Entertain Us by Killing Yourself Onstage," Chris Stangl comes onstage to intervene.
Chris
Paul, don’t do this. You don’t have to do this. We all love you. Isn’t that right, everybody?
Chris has the audience sing "Happy Birthday" to me.
Chris
(singing)
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one, too
Obviously, I am flustered by Chris’ new version.
BLACKOUT.
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"Happy Birthday... to Me?!" debuted April 12, 2002.
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