Gyno song
In the waiting room
Feeling kinda nervous
Im here for my annual
Why dont guys have to do this?
Sitting here with fresh shorn pubes
Reading out of date magazines
Been promiscuous this year
I hope I dont have an STD
Chorus:
Oooh at the gynecologist
The nurses are rude and I feel like a whore
Oooh at the gynecologist
I really dont want to do this anymore
The bitch calls my name
I follow her down the long hall
I get on the scale
Oh shit, I have gained 4 pounds
"Here, put this on"
She hands me a paper gown
Is this Versace, I ask?
She just gives me a disappointed frown
Chorus:
Oooh at the gynecologist
The nurses are rude and I feel like a whore
Oooh at the gynecologist
I really dont want to do this anymore
Waiting again
Feeling a breeze on my butt
Looking at posters
Of at home breast self exams
The Dr. waltzes in
And gets out his instruments
"Please lay back"
"This is going to be a little cold"
Chorus:
Oooh at the gynecologist
The nurses are rude and I feel like a whore
Oooh at the gynecologist
I really dont want to do this anymore
He uses the swab
Then jams his fingers up there
Presses on my tummy
Then he says hes done, please get dressed
Putting on my skippies
Feeling shamed and violated
Walking down the hall
The bitch says have a nice day
Chorus:
Oooh at the gynecologist
The nurses are rude and I feel like a whore
Oooh at the gynecologist
I really dont want to do this anymore
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"Gyno song" debuted August 21, 2002, performed by Tabitha Lee.