(Lights Up on Jessica with a newspaper and a
stereo)
Hamster Dance song plays while Jessica reads the newspaper.
She gets distracted and starts to bebop to the music. There is a break in the song and Jessica goes
back to reading. When the break is over, she bebops some more. Then the Hamster Dance song
is interrupted by "Pour Some Sugar On Me". She stares blankly ahead and looks confused.
(Lights down after a few seconds of "Pour Some Sugar
On Me")
"Hamsters will Dance and Your Opinion of Me will Fly out the Window."
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"Hamsters will Dance and Your Opinion of Me will Fly out the Window." debuted February 11, 2000 performed by Jessica Ahrendt.