Danger Brooks

4.7.00

I am Ojay! Kill My Pants!

TOKAY

Behold!

REVERSION

Behold!

PKLFLXT

Behold!

NONMETALLIC

Behold!

TOKAY

I am Ted from accounting.

REVERSION

I am the property of the Disney coporation.

PKLFLXT

I am your secret cousin from France.

NONMETALLIC

I am a postcard wearing pants.

ALL! ALL! ALL!

Date me!

TOKAY

I can touch my eye with my finger.

REVERSION

I sleep in a half pipe.

PKLFXT

I bear bad tidings from the hinterlands.

NONMETALLIC

I can describe a lime ricky.

TOKAY

I am full of witty rejoinders.

REVERSION

I get angry easily.

PKLFLXT

My pants are electric.

NONMETALLIC

I emanate a high-pitched whine.

ALL! ALL! ALL!

Date me!

TOKAY

I am a Mountain Dew model.

REVERSION

Teenage girls emulate me.

PKLFLXT

I adopted a sassy black son.

NONMETALLIC

I am a gay robot on fire.

TOKAY

When I sneeze, candy comes out.

REVERSION

When I candy, sneeze comes out.

PKLFLXT

Out I come, when candies sneeze.

NONMETALLIC

I come sneeze candy, when I’m out.

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Date me!

TOKAY

I will take you to the movies.

REVERSION

I will introduce you to my parents.

PKLFLXT

I will accuse you of blinking too much.

NONMETALLIC

I will bury you in the yard.

TOKAY

You will be my wife.

REVERSION

You will be my friendly acquaintance.

PKLFLXT

You will be my butt puppet.

NONMETALLIC

Where is the bathroom?

ALL! ALL! ALL!

Date me!

TOKAY

You.

REVERSION

Me.

PKLFLXT

The movies.

NONMETALLIC

A dinosaur.

TOKAY

You.

REVERSION

Me.

NONMETALLIC

The movies.

PKLFLXT

Rumpus room.

TOKAY

You.

NONMETALLIC

Me.

PKLFLXT

The movies.

REVERSION

My hut.

NONMETALLIC

You.

PKLFLXT

Me.

REVERSION

The movies.

TOKAY

Space Mountain.

ALL! ALL! ALL!

Date me! Date me! Blackout!