copyright © 2006 Christina Carr

Well, You Wanted An Answer…

Man: (Almost sobbing) Dear God…

God: Yes?

Man: (Sobbing) Oh, dear God…

God: Yes, what do you want?

Man: (Still sobbing) Oh God…

God: I thought this was a prayer, not an orgasm.

Man: (Stops sobbing) Please help me.

God: What now?

Man: I can’t live like this anymore.

God: Then kill yourself.

Man: I want out.

God: That’s nice.

Man: Please help me…

God: Um…. No.

Man: I need your guidance.

God: Why? Is Satan busy?

Man: I have sinned.

God: You and the whole world buster.

Man: I have coveted my neighbors wife.

God: Really?!? Me too!

Man: I have done more than covet…

God: Whoop Dee Doo!!

Man: I… I…

God: Yeeesss?

Man: I have…

God: Out with it already!!!

Man: I have visited my neighbor’s bed.

God: Ooo! Was it a Serta?!?

Man: Please forgive me.

God: Nah.

Man: I will repent.

God: Good for you!

Man: Amen.

God: Yup… I hate my job.

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