Dream Boat

When Muffi's cousin arrives fifteen minutes later to pick you up, you can't believe your eyes. He is sooooo hot. He looks like a cross between Wil Smith and Robert Downey, Jr., only he's not in rehab.

When you get to the dance, everything is magical and beautiful and special, except your date won't dance with you. He said something about not wanting you to smear your face on his uncle's sportcoat. Other than that, though, it's the most magical and beautiful and special night of your life. Muffi and her boyfriend look soooo cute together, especially since she ended up getting a gorgeous peach taffeta dress that makes her not look like a blood clot at all.

After the dance, you and Muffi and Muffi's boyfriend and Muffi's cousin go out to Happy Chef and drink Cherry Cokes. Well, the boys drink Cherry Cokes, and you and Muffi each get a Diet Coke with a cherry so the boys don't think you're fat.

THE END

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