| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| SHI | The ancient Japanese art of Haiku | |||
| SAN | Meets the ancient Greek art of Theatron | |||
| ICHI | Go! | |||
| NI | Nana! | |||
| ICHI | Go! | |||
| SHI | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| SAN | Like the Japanese delicacy Sushi | |||
| SHI | Play-ku are always served in pairs. | |||
| ICHI | Ichi! | |||
| NI | Ni! | |||
| SAN | San! | |||
| SHI | Shi! | |||
| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| ~1~ | ||||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| ICHI | Have you decided? | |||
| NI | Its a lifestyle, not a choice. | |||
| ICHI | Well, then... Have you lived? | |||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| ~2~ | ||||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| SAN | Tell mother Im gay. | |||
| SHI | Why dont you tell her yourself? | |||
| SAN | Talk to a girl? Ick! | |||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
Ichi - Marie del Marco
Ni - Amy Judd
San - Brett Newton
Shi - Jeremy Glenn
Ichi - Steve Peirick
Ni - Rob White
San - Mile
Shi - ??