| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| SHI | The ancient Japanese art of Haiku | |||
| SAN | Meets the ancient Greek art of Theatron | |||
| ICHI | Go! | |||
| NI | Nana! | |||
| ICHI | Go! | |||
| SHI | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| SAN | Like the Japanese delicacy Sushi | |||
| SHI | Play-ku are always served in pairs. | |||
| ICHI | Ichi! | |||
| NI | Ni! | |||
| SAN | San! | |||
| SHI | Shi! | |||
| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| ~1~ | ||||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| ICHI | Rule number one is... | |||
| Never ask any questions. | ||||
| NI | What's rule number two? | |||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| ~2~ | ||||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| SHI | Can you feel my heart? | |||
| SAN | Is it long, hard, and slender? | |||
| SHI | That is your penis. | |||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
Directed by Deborah Nathan
Ichi - Omar Hussein
Ni - Veronica (?)
San - Eric (?)
Shi - Amy Judd