| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| SHI | The ancient Japanese art of Haiku | |||
| SAN | Meets the ancient Greek art of Theatron | |||
| ICHI | Go! | |||
| NI | Nana! | |||
| ICHI | Go! | |||
| SHI | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| SAN | Like the Japanese delicacy Sushi | |||
| SHI | Play-ku are always served in pairs. | |||
| ICHI | Ichi! | |||
| NI | Ni! | |||
| SAN | San! | |||
| SHI | Shi! | |||
| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| ~1~ | ||||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| ICHI | I can't sleep at night. | |||
| NI | Does your conscience bother you? | |||
| ICHI | No, it's your screaming. | |||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| ~2~ | ||||
| (bow to each other - strike pose) | ||||
| SAN | Do you need some help? | |||
| SHI | What I need is privacy. | |||
| SAN | I'll leave your stall, then. | |||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
Ichi - Charles O'Hair
Ni - Luke Y. Thompson
San - Cameron Quinn
Shi - Sylvia Loehndorf