| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| SHI | The ancient Japanese art of Haiku | |||
| SAN | Meets the ancient Greek art of Theatron | |||
| ICHI | Go! | |||
| NI | Nana! | |||
| ICHI | Go! | |||
| SHI | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| SAN | Like the Japanese delicacy Sushi | |||
| SHI | Play-ku are always served in pairs. | |||
| ICHI | Ichi! | |||
| NI | Ni! | |||
| SAN | San! | |||
| SHI | Shi! | |||
| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| ~1~ | ||||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| ICHI | Guess what I'm thinking. | |||
| NI | "Life is an acrid cesspool." | |||
| ICHI | Yes, that is correct. | |||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| ~2~ | ||||
| (bow to each other - strike pose) | ||||
| SAN | Now, guess what I think. | |||
| SHI | Nothing... nothing... nothing... boobs. | |||
| SAN | That is uncanny. | |||
| (bow to each other) | ||||
| (circle) | ||||
| SAN | Play-ku | |||
| (bow to audience) | ||||
Ichi - Ranjiv Perera
Ni - Laura McDavid
San - Jenn Hawe
Shi - Jessica Schwartz