Joshua sits on a chair, facing the audience. Maggie stands behind him against the wall, fiddling with her cell phone.
JOSHUA
Ready?
MAGGIE
Not yet.
Brief pause.
JOSHUA
How about now?
MAGGIE
Dont rush me . . . I cant get this damn thing . . . okay Im ready.
Maggie sticks her cell phone down the front of her pants.
JOSHUA
Youre ready?
MAGGIE
Im ready, Im ready, lets do it.
Joshua takes out his cell phone, presses a button and calls Maggie. Maggies phone vibrates in her pants, sending Maggie into orgasmic delight. Joshua listens to his phone patiently. Finally Maggie peaks when Joshua goes to voicemail.
JOSHUA
(into voicemail)
Hey Maggie, this is Joshua calling as per your request. Call me back you when can.
MAGGIE
Ohhhh.
JOSHUA
How was it?
MAGGIE
Call me again.
JOSHUA
Call you again?
MAGGIE
Call me again right fucking now.
Joshua dials his phone again. Maggie orgasms.
BLACK OUT.
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Performed by Maggie Bell and Joshua James