copyright © 2003 Scott McGee

SAFARI SAM’S WILDLIFE ADVENTURE — Part 3

by Scott McGee

SAFARI SAM

Hi. I’m Safari Sam. And welcome to Safari Sam’s Wildlife Adventure.

Today’s lesson is about Cockroaches.

Cockroaches like to eat in dark, damp places.

 

LIGHTS UP (VERY DIM) on group of COCKROACHES.

SAFARI SAM

Sometimes, it just fun to fuck with them. (claps hands twice)

 

as SAM claps hands twice …

LIGHTS UP (VERY BRIGHT)

(All COCKROACHES look up, pause, and run screaming off in many different directions.)

as SAM smiles at audience…

LIGHTS OUT

"SAFARI SAM’S WILDLIFE ADVENTURE — Part 3" IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR

"SAFARI SAM’S WILDLIFE ADVENTURE — Part 3" debuted January 3, 2003, with Brian Anderson as Safari Sam. Brian Rochlin, Tory Seiter, Chris Clarke, Dave Ulrich, Eric Johnson, Toni Loppnow as Cockroaches.

Performed at Best of No Shame (Los Angeles) March 27th-29th, 2003. Directed by J.J. Hickey, with the following cast: Brian Anderson, Brian E. Rochlin, Mike Rothschild, Toni Loppnow, Michelle Garb, Eric C. Johnson, Dave Ulrich


[Safari Sam's Wildlife Adventure - Part 1] [Safari Sam's Wildlife Adventure - Part 2] [Safari Sam's Wildlife Adventure - Part 3]

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