The snow it fell in blankets
on the day I came to town.
I stumbled off the bus
and then collapsed upon the ground.
They say the snow was picturesque
And measured it in feet.
But what was that to me as I
Lay face down in the street?
No Shame TheatreI lay there on the asphalt
Right between the eyes.
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Frostbite never lies.
I lay there for a day or two,
But no one seemed to care
Except a kindly bum who
Urinated in my hair.
No Shame TheatreThey say, do as the Romans do,
Losers never try
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Santa let me die!
I guess I owe my life to sheer
Geography that day.
It snowed like hell all week, back east
When I came to L.A. (But I was in L.A.)
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I came, I thawed, I stayed.
"No Shame Theatre Song (California Winter version)" debuted December 20, 2002 at No Shame L.A.:Jeff Goode [vocals]
Jonathan Price [piano]
with Dave Ulrich as the guy who came to town
and Bob Parker as the kindly bum