copyright © 2004 Jeff Goode / Jonathan Price

Haiku Song

music by Jonathan Price

lyrics by Jeff Goode

MP3 MP3 recording [2.3M]

Most of this piece is pre-recorded music. The onstage PERFORMER speaks the lines in BLUE

Come on, everybody! Let’s all Haiku!

You haiku for me, and I’ll haiku for you!

It’s the poesy sensation, that’s sweeping the nation…

     …of Japan!

So do the 5-7-5! You go, girl! You da man!

     (possibly a brief dance break? Dancers do the 5-7-5 dance move?)

Listen up, you’re gonna need a line of poetry with

     Five syllables first.

                         You mean like this one?

     And then a set of seven

                         So maybe something like this.

     Five more and you’re done.

                         Stick a fork in me.

You see! You just haiku’ed, you poetical bastard!

It takes a minute to learn. And a minute to master!

     It’s easy as pie

     Come on and give it a try

     Let the haiku’s fly!

(second singer does a haiku?)

That’s it, you got it! You’re haikuing like a pro.

5-7-5 it one more time

before we drive you home.

     Five syllables first

                    The yellow bird sings

     And then a set of seven

                    It rocks the bars of its cage

     Five more and you’re done

                    Crazy fucking bird.

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