copyright © 2002/2003 Jonathan Price (music) / Scott McGee (lyrics)

No Shame Theatre Song

Bodily Function Creation Version

music by Jonathan Price

lyrics by Scott McGee


A man was sitting by himself, hands holding up his head
He wanted to unleash a thought, but released some gas instead.
His thought was of a theatre made up of little shows
He wrote it on a small napkin, then used it to blow his nose.

No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
Body functions rule!
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
Next we'll talk of drool...
The man was drooling like a dog, his eyes were filled with rage
He couldn't read his napkin now, he was in a panicked stage.
He wiped the drool upon his shirt, his forehead growing hot
If only he could read this thing, a napkin filled with snot.
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
Oh, what's he gonna do?
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
This next verse deals with Poo.
The man stood straight and wiped the napkin slow across his chest
He knew it was a stupid thing, but it was what he knew best.
The writing was now legible, his idea a solid hit
No Shame Theatre was created... now it's time to take a shit.
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
Our taste boundaries are wide!
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
No Shame don't mean No Pride.
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AUTHOR'S NOTES (McGee)
The lyrics deal with bodily functions and a guy trying to create the idea of No Shame. Two great tastes that go great together. I thought it would be great if someone acted them out as I sang them. I envisioned the guy sitting at a table scribbling on a napkin.

"No Shame Theatre Song (Bodily Function Creation Version)" debuted February 7, 2003 at No Shame L.A.:
Scott McGee [vocals]
Jonathan Price [piano]
Brett Webster [guitar]
Jeff Goode [pantomime]
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