copyright © 2002/2003 Jonathan Price (music) / Tory Seiter (lyrics)

No Shame Theatre Song

(New Year Version)

music by Jonathan Price

lyrics by Tory Seiter


The year was slowly ending as I rode into town
I was wearing leather high heeled boots... underneath my wedding gown.
I clutched a grainy picture printed from my bubblejet.
It was the man I hoped to marry... from the Internet!

No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
We had chatted for a while.
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
True love - Cyber Style
The crowd was swirling, couples danced ... I hoped he'd be there soon
My wedding dress was itching me... I'd had it on since noon.
As the clock struck midnight and the New Year lingered near
I sat on the stool, pulled back my veil ... and had another beer.
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
It's a brand new year.
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
And I'm still waiting here.
The New Year came and went that night... the bastard never showed
I sat there drinking all night long... ready to explode.
I cursed the stupid Internet, and I cursed all Men.
And as I passed out on the bar... I knew Next Year... I'd do it once again!!!
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
Yes, my hair is dyed!!!
No Shame Theatre (No Shame Theatre)
No Shame don't mean No Pride
"No Shame Theatre Song" IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR

"No Shame Theatre Song (New Year Version)" debuted January 3, 2003 at No Shame L.A.:
Tory Seiter [vocals]
J.J. Hickey [pianoforte]
[Jonathan Price's website]
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