copyright © 1996 Ristau Entertainment, Ltd.

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?

Take this simple test:

Y N 1. Do you feel you're not as "alive" as you have felt in the past?

Y N 2. Do you constantly feel tired, but when you have a chance to sleep, can't?

Y N 3. Do you feel a yearning to be somewhere else, but can not put a name to where that might be?

Y N 4. Do you ever look into the eyes of people close to you and wonder who they are, or why you were with them?

Y N 5. Have you ever thought that your life and the world around you was utterly unfamiliar to you?

Y N 6. Have you ever gotten up to do something and found yourself doing something else instead?

Y N 7. Do you find yourself talking without meaning to, or unaware that you are doing so?

Y N 8. Do you have frequent lapses of memory?

Y N 9. Do you respond easily to suggestion by others?

Y N 10. Do you sleepwalk frequently?

Y N 11. Do you describe yourself as a "creature of habit"?

Y N 12. Have you ever been present at a ritual involving necromantic conjurations of any kind?

Y N 13. Can you recall ever having to dig your way out of a tomb or grave?

Y N 14. Has anyone ever complained of a smell of rot or decay in your presence?

Y N 15. Have you ever felt compelled to commit any act against your will, no matter how hard you tried to resist?

If you answered Yes to three or more of these questions, you might be a Zombie. All hope is not gone, however, so do not despair! The mere fact that you have retained enough of your own will to take this test is a good sign that you are still capable of wresting your life energy back from the master who is controlling you. Those who did not take the test are the only ones too far gone. You must begin now to resist any outside control, make your own decisions, and be certain the thoughts and opinions you hold are yours alone. Reclaiming your mind will be difficult, but the difficulty will only increase if you continue to you allow yourself to slide into this magical slumber, and further under the control of the one who has placed this spell on you.

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ARCHIVIST'S NOTES:
First published in the May 1996 issue of Third Eye Over Iowa, Vol. 3, Number 5.


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