"This Thanksgiving"
by Mike Rothschild
When Mike is center stage, LIGHTS UP.
America is gonna have a lot of scores to settle when we’re done with Iraq. North Korea, Germany, France, you’re all going down.
But don’t forget Turkey. Those bastards didn’t let our troops in their country, they fucked up the whole invasion plan.
So in the spirit of Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast, this Thanksgiving, I’m eating…
Mike holds up a ridiculously poor drawing of a red, white and blue turkey.
…FREEDOM BIRD!!!
Slight pause while Mike grins manically.
LIGHTS DOWN
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"This Thanksgiving" debuted March 14, 2003, performed by Michael Rothschild.
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