"Camelot"
by Mike Rothschild
Lights up on three people, standing in a row on stage.
ONE
I am the severed penis of John F. Kennedy.
TWO
I am the severed penis of John F. Kennedy, Jr.
THREE
I am the severed penis of John F. Kennedy the third.
Pause
ONE
Theres no John F. Kennedy the third.
THREE
Then how could I be his severed penis?
They look at each other with bewilderment as the lights VERY SLOWLY FADE.
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Performed by Nic de Armendi, Brian Anderson, Mike Rothschild