Your eyes shone like a lit Marlboro
Most of the gaps in your teeth were narrow
I'd sure love to suck the marrow
.......out of you.
And after all the beers and whiskey
We talked and smoked and we got frisky
Then we went to your trailer home
.......to screw.

The next day when I was pissing
And thinking 'bout our deep tongue kissing
I felt that searing pain creep inside of me.
With my dick held firmly in my hand
It was almost more than I could stand
Oh lordy it hurt me when I peed.

CHORUS:
It hurts me when I pee, It hurts me when I pee
That bad burning sensation comes from deep inside of me

For sweet relief I'm sorely yearning
To quickly rid me of this burning
And I know my sex life's slowly turning to crap.
I'll have to get a few damn shots
Good God, this sure does hurt me lots
It feels like someone stuck a knife right in my lap.

CHORUS:
It hurts me when I pee, It hurts me when I pee
That bad burning sensation comes from deep inside of me

My urethra sure is killing me
My urine has high viscosity
Oh lordy, it hurts me when I pee.

My urethra sure is killing me
My urine has high viscosity
Oh lordy, it hurts me when I pee.

CHORUS:
Ohhhhh....
It hurts me when I pee, It hurts me when I pee
I hate that tube-top wearing bitch that gave me this VD.

Oh, my scrotum hurts like hell
If the pain is easin' I can't tell
Cause, lordy, it hurts me when I pee.
Oh, my scrotum hurts like hell
If the pain is easin' I can't tell
Cause, lordy, it hurts me when I pee.
Cause, lordy….. it hurts me ….. when I pee.